I think my Mom is sexually attracted to me

I think my Mom is sexually attracted to me.
this is the plan;
>ask for massage
>pain coincidentally in area near crotch
>not wearing boxers
>baggy and thin pajama pants
>get boner
>???????
>profit.
Thoughts?
Will share more information on the topic if anyone is interested.

What?

Why do you think she's attracted?

cool plan dude, roofies work better tho

Thanks, Mr. Cosby

she's done some things.

send more

Ooo what kind

Weren't you here yesterday? And the day before? And the week before that?

i woke up with her fist shoved up my puckered little asshole.

It turns out she nearly touched anons dick during soma sort of semi incestuous massage thing and then she literally told him incest is sick

Still waiting for pics of supposed mom OP

cant tell if not-OP or autistic OP... either way it's cool

this guy is not me
rubbed boobs on me while I was showing her something on my phone, laid next to my bed on the floor i'm assuming waiting to be invited to my bed with me, mentions incest, gives me massage near crotch.
yea but it's going down soon, keeping you updated
infact this is why i'm here, so she did all of the things mentioned above and talked about incest then says it's sick, anyway know what's up with that?
not OP

Tell us more

Dude you've been posting this for like 3 days now. You gonna do it or what?

Pics of your mom nigga

Yea nigga

read
if it were that easy and could go down instantaneously you wouldn't be turned on by it. It's going down soon though, this may be the last post about it pre-handjob

I answered this, as for the pics, not yet, let me get it done first, I can only offer body pics and some kind of evidence that this did happen and that it's me.

hurry up nigga

Can you at least give us a photo of your mom? She doesn't have be naked or anything; just some facebook photo or whatever. Or is she ugly and you're afraid to show us that because then it spoils the whole incest "fantasy"?

Any thoughts why she did mention incest more than on just one occasion, did all the things mentioned above but then calls incest sick? I'd really like to know if she's letting it all out but then calling it sick so she's not doubted upon.

yeah show pics nigger

No, i'm actually not very judgemental on looks, as long as i'm sexually attracted to someone, i'm good. I'd say for many women her age, she's on the average/decent looking side.
I would share pictures, but I really can't risk it on here, wait for the prize.

She wants to see how you react to it when she says it's sick. Isn't this obvious? A girl who was 5 years older to me was living with us and she told me about her friend who dates guys who are my age and asked "isn't it disgusting"? And I was like yeah ifkr and a year later she had to move elsewhere, afterwards she confessed to me about how she wanted to fuck me.

in what context was she talking about incest all those times, just cause she talks about it doesnt mean shit

But watch this, when Mom tested me with that, I literally said 'I think it's normal for a son to be attracted to his mother.' And right after that she started saying how she thinks incest is sick. This is what's confusing me. Tried giving her the green light there.

she was saying how she used to kiss me on the lips when I was a kid and how my family would call her sick, she brought it up quite a few times how she was doubted for having or wanting to have a sexual relations with me.

>talked about incest then says it's sick, anyway know what's up with that?
Do you even english mate?

Anyway, you are a stupid fuck and may be rushing things.

Women aren't exactly the most honest with their feelings type of beings, but when they make a grossed out face at a fetish there is high likelihood they don't really like it.

Be more subtle and subliminal before doing something stupid so you don't screw our greentext.

man that sounds retarded as shit, how old are you already to think that this will work anyway?

how old are you

I think everyone wanted this when they were 11

I bet if you were in my shoes you'd feel something is up
You must be living in the world where some things are impossible for you, you won't get far with that mentality.
early 20's
given my history with her, I couldn't have it then

Yeah, you are a dipstick.

You could go along the lines "Freud considered that everybody loved too much their parents" as a kind of joke.

But no, you had to be a nigger.

Abandon thread OP wont deliver pics.

lmao nah man, changing a bit of your words to meaning the same intention doesn't make much of a difference with girls, i'd know it. If she wants you she'll fuck you even if you say 'my potato in your watermelon pls?' (not literally but you get it).
Also Mom is not from English decent so it's very unlikely she has any idea of who Freud even is.

Text her a dick pic on "accident" and see what happens

worst strategy. if anything were to work it's either what I posted in the creation of this thread or a catch me fapping scenario or a help me shower scenario, can't think of anything else that's legit.

Well you will know if she is into it or not
You could try like a morning wood thing in the kitchen. Wear boxers and go get a glass of water or something or let her cetch you spying on you and when she confronts you tell her it's from all the rubs and her mentioning incest and what not. Then go into how hot she is and you know it's wrong but you can't help your feelings.

Post pics

bump, cmon dont 404 on me

notice her a couple of times checking me out and my package, I act like I don't notice though
OP still here, any thoughts? particularly why she cakked incest sick? any insight helps

You got a big package op? Show us if you won't show your mom

i'd say just an average dick, also completely straight here

1) take nude of urself without face
2) send to her from throwaway email
3) see if she likey

would do, she's too paranoic to respond though. unless she has some anonymous kik account I don't know about.

What is this, a fucking porno?

Excuses excuses excuses. Give us something to work with here man! You won't show us pics of her because it could be dangerous, but you'll us pics after you successfully bang her. What?
Give us a facebook photo with her face covered up—anything.

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bump. hurry up faggot

Fucking sperg lord, OP.

sauce

Milf

Slut

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fuck off we don't want to see this 60 year olds disgusting head

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