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3rd Test: India v England at Mohali - Nov 26-29, 2016
India won by 8 wickets

2nd Test: New Zealand v Pakistan at Hamilton - Nov 25-29, 2016
New Zealand won by 138 runs

U.A.E. v Eng Lions at Dubai (DSC)
Dec 1, 2016 (10:00 local | 06:00 GMT)

Namibia U19s v Zim U19 at Windhoek
Dec 2, 2016 (09:30 local | 07:30 GMT)

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Had a dream about cricket in Rwanda lads

i would like to be his abdominal guard and i'm not even gay

Had a dream of a big fat poo lads

5rd for Nice Gary

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5th for Northern Irish independence

Aussie team should train at my workplace, it has the same atmosphere as Eden Gardens

Went to Lords for a tour today lads. Some Big Strong American wandered in, decided to go on a tour and was converted to watching Our Sport

Stop autosaging /cric/ you pathetic fucks

Kys Staffo

Slumlord, know any cheap links for untraceable firearms?
I want to kill my neighbours

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Why is this thread being autosaged?

so this is how liberty dies

>tfw this is my screenshot

Your thoughts?

What about Malaysia lad?

Staffo you need to fucking kill yourself

Who are you my man?

Linda is objectively the best triple j announcer

cricket is shit

take that back or else...

shit. SHIT!

Give hockey and Finnish baseball a chance

I've been watching a bit of hockey and baseball with the locals here. I want to go watch a match but the tickets aren't worth it.

>buy a new PC
>install windows 10
>hide cortana instead of disabling it
>install google chrome
>have a single monitor setup and put the taskbar along the bottom

jesus lads

Got new headphones lads

do Canadian earphones have wool on them because its so cold?

No but they should. Mine are comfy and over-ears so it should keep my ears warm.

pink donuts from McCafe are pretty good

Staffo end your life

Bought a roast beef this morning lads. Just realised I have no idea to cook it.

Google is an amazing thing lad

Poopeelia is going to get absolutely btfo on sunday

Game will end up rain delayed because of your tears 2bh

You're a real bully

>mfw I could literally bowl any of you pathetic cunts out middle stump for a duck

just wrap in foil and bury it with some hot coals for a couple of hours

>when straffo shortens "very" to just "v"

First two pages are filled with shit including a bunch of oils, spices and shit that i don't have.

Would putting it in a pan with a bit of olive oil and coving it with al-foil and chucking it in the oven work?

How are those crowd figures looking, crickucks?

Stab roast 3 times with a long narrow knife

Insert a clove of garlic in each hole.

Slather roast in butter, salt and pepper.

Get any old baking tray, line tray with aluminium foil, spray foil with any oil spray (olive, canola)

Place roast on tray then place tray into oven.

Set oven to 175 for 1 hour. When the hour is up, use a knife to stab the roast, liquid will come out of the hole you just made, if the liquid isn't clear keep cooking in half hour intervals until it is.

Good

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fucking pissed lads, get is a prozzies number, newcastle area

>b-but t-test cricket is dying D:

>T-20
Doesn't count, not real cricket.

>wiki
Anyone can edit that shit.

>meanwhile one A-league game in sydney gets 60,000 to show up

please explain

A-league doesn't have a membership culture life AFL has so it's an irrelevant stat. Mind you, that's still probably better than the cricket memberships.

who is this jizz wizz

that's not memberships. that's actual average attendance

this is memberships

Still better than crickuck memberships.

I didn't even bring up memberships with you m8

International football match crowds blow international cricket matches out of the water.

>user, why did you cut my hair, you sick freak?!
>j-j-just did a poo l-lad

wow really?
Cricket BTFO. Australia is a soccer country now

If you divide the crowd figures at a test match by the number of days, football has a higher crowd number.

If no one goes to the games then surely they watch on TV. Oh wait

shut the fuck up

maybe I have just been using outdated figures.
Let's look at the recent attendance records shall we?
OH WELL FUCK ME! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT CRICKET WINS AGAIN

your deliberately ignoring facts and what i've been saying

talking to you is a waste of time since you're clearly an imbecile. good bye.

The FFA cup final couldn't even beat day 4 of a meaningless test when Australia were clearly going to win
WOW TEST CRICKET IS DYING LADS SOCCER IS ON THE WAY UP

Once again the pathetic wog leaves with his tail between his legs after being thoroughly humiliated by the muscular anglo male. Enjoy your HSP for dinner mate

kfc for dinner lads
what should i get

kfc

3 piece meal desu

Or just eat a whole bucket by yourself if you're maori

Get the double if you have them over there

This. Inside tip from a KFC king, Get the chips and dunk them in the mash. 10/10 eating experience

t.never even played club cricket last u15's

wait, there's people that don't do that?

Is that the one that comes with the dinner roll?

Any of you lads want to come hit 9 with me? I'll get the cart if you get the beers

ye

Although you can get the dinner roll (or potato and gravy) exchanged for another chips if you want for free

Nah the dinner rolls are good from kfc

this is stupid, it was the novelty of womens cricket in its first year. Look for A-Leaugue to btfo womens cricket this season

rate my dinner lads

Roast coming along well lads

9/10 lad
Now rate my dinner

He's so wide he doesn't need a table for his food anymore

smart guy

The difference is it was on ch10 and they knew how to market it and put the televised ones on before the men.

I don't care for soccer but if A-League wants to be relevant they need to ditch sbs. Even if they get put on a secondary channel like go or 7mate they'll triple the ratings

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post update pictures lad

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Based tradies

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Incorrect

BBL memberships are already larger than wogball, as are cricket ground memberships

I'd rather the outside clothesline over a dryer any day of the week desu

Except they didn't market it at all. Most of the games that were televised were put on at the last minute. The WBBL also was in its first year of existence and didn't and still doesn't have anything resembling an established fan base, unlike Australia's wogball competition

Gday boys

Source?
Need it for my wog BTFOing folder

Prove it.

Fasted today for no real reason lads only a hour and a half left

Reminder that cricket used to be extremely popular in the USA and was then completely wiped out in a few short years when baseball took over. That's your future.

Any of you boys tried Fat Lamb before?

how fast did you end up going

Is that the fat yak-ish beer?

>Fat Lamb
The ginger drink?
Yeah I have, pretty good

Real fast

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Found it online a few months back, you'll have to look it up yourself Tbh

Cricket ground memberships are obviously far higher though. You need to be on a 20 year waiting list to get into the MCG and member seating always has more people on it than total wogball members

Even if English girls are hideous, the ale is good by the way lads

good stuff lad