Real girl here, ask questions

real girl here, ask questions

weak

Ever lick your period blood to see what it taste like? Also, is it true that women like black dick more than white dick?

Oh boy a real life female, dont worry, I'll be the one in the kitchen ;)

How does it feel knowing you can fuck pretty much any guy you want just by being of average looks and available?

proofs with timestamp

we have all done it! it's sorta kept secret obv, and taste like blood

and black dicks are fucking disgusting

Tits and timestamp or gtfo!

Sorry Sup Forums, OP here, I don't post nude pictures, so deal with it.

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tbh, that's not 100 % true
shits hard when you're mediocre

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Post face then gtfo

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The only guy I have fucked was my dad

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It has been scientifically proved by the GamerGirl act of 2010 that women do not and did not exist on the Internet.
Explain yourself OP before i send you to jail for fraud!

The "tits or gtfo" thing doens't really work unless the OP gets banned for not doing that.
You're all trying in vain.

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>9 posters
>18 replies
i feel bad for the guy who googled "tits or gtfo" and is now spamming this thread with it

Fuck that, I'm not an average bitch. Where's you're respect assholes?

All I see on Sup Forums is bitching about how anons can't get this girl that girl average girl below average. It's cause ALL OF YOU give no fucking respect.

Oh And all this incest shit is fucking weak. Cut that shit out

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would you?

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Is the whole 'not knowing how to use "your" and "you're" ' thing a meme i didn't catch up to?

it's everywhere
every board
every thread.

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Are you a straight girl? Are you really attracted to guys or do you just tolerate them? We are dirty sweaty doofuses, unless you factor in the femboy thing.

It's only hard if you have standards really.

It's definitely easier to catch dick than it it is to get pussy since the whole game is guys going after girls.

Can you take a printscreen of your "tits or gtfo" folder?

Nice collection fagit

Sorry guys, this user is a fat neet who needs to get a life and stop pretending to be me. I will provide tits in a second

Do you use coal or are you gas operated?

Alright ill give you time to photoshop a nice timestamp

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There, their, they're, it'll be alright.

But seriously, it's a problem all over the intertubes, not just here.

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>real girl
Fuck outta here

The sweaty and doofuses are who we look for. At least the ones who stick around. Femboys and eyebrow threading assholes are basically girls behind closed doors. Look for the ones who hug and love you after a dirty work day user

>Fuck that, I'm not an average bitch. Where's you're respect assholes?

This is exactly why "tits or gtfo" exists, to stop entitled cunts like you thinking you'll get preferential treatment on this board like you do in every other aspect of your life simply because you're female. Either prove you're a "real girl" by showing us your tits, or get the fuck out.

Same

The Internet.

Where men are men.

Women are men.

And the children are FBI.

Yeah but it has to be an inside meme here because i see it all the fucking time.

hell, i see it more here on Sup Forums than the first time i had visited funnyjunk or 9gag just to see how bad it was

Ain't no fem posting in this thread. It's obviously a fat fucking neck beard

>face reveal
How do I look guys?

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Lazy fuck couldn't even post fake tits with fake timestamp

cool

Tits or GTFO sloot

tits/ lewd vocaroo or gtfo

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OP here, all of you are actually really making me hate having tits atm

if ya dont like the heat

Don't hate the game,
Hate the player.

I would hate having man boobs as well.

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I'd be upset if I had man boobs too

I guess it could be, I tend to think it's caused by the flood of right leaning hillbillies that have invaded this site since it more or less went mainstream.

But then I blame them for all the different ways this place has gone tits up from the old days.

Lol kisses

Stfu why do you have to talk about it in the first place? Hurr durr i have tits and vagina now attention ask me stuff cuz i am so special and different because vagina and tits. Fuck off cunt. Being female on the internet doesn't make you interesting.

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>I tend to think it's caused by the flood of right leaning hillbillies

Or it could just be a flood of uneducated niggers.

tear.. who broke your heart user

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Lewd vocaroo or gtfo

Right, like I said, right leaning hillbillies.

Leaked photo of OP confirmed by NASA

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Hillbilly says what?

Sweet Jesus wtf is that thing? That face looks.like my ass when I get heat rash

Don't know... Thank you femanon

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OP here, I really do want to help educate ALL YALL

Without exposing my personals

Nigger say hillbilly?

Are you really a girl? Could you post a face pic or something with a time stamp please?

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Lewd vocaroo or gtfo

Sorry we don't need lessons in being an attention whore.. k thanks

Yeah, honest to the skies, I am.
But I know how this works.

I'm Not posting shit!

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Then you can gtfo

WHY YOU HERE user

>I'm Not posting shit

Then get the fuck out cunt

The hillbillies dun got their jimmies ruffled.

There we go again with the cunt... just wow

How fucking fat are you OP ?

Tits of GTFO

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user don't ask girl weight

If you are a girl, surely you know that anything you post will be fap fodder for many of the boys in here for weeks, months, or years to come. Be a Sup Forums celeb. What have you got to lose?

>hillbillies

See I knew you were a nigger because you said hill-

KEK

This is now a get thread

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>user don't ask girl weight

Ok I'll tell her.. She atleast 350

How many girl weights ?

Whats the best way to ask a girl out? Whats the best kind of first date? I do have a car and cash. Please and thank you.

just grab her by the pussy

Ask her if she has a feminine penis, then pay her the cash and go in your car.