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JON IS A GOOD BOI

HE WAS JUST TRYING TO HIDE DAT BOWL

HE DINDU NUFFIN

this is a downer

GOAT

I never realized how much he says "literally"

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>don't get blacked out
>shitty performance

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Is jones going to grapple to set up a boxing fight with mc g

MCG already fought natural heavyweight Nate he could take Jon after fighting Woodles with dat left hand.
Jones isn't as good as Conor is with his striking he outstruck Jose who was p4p 1 in some eyes

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was that after he tried to dedder a baby?
Whats wrong with him mayne

>deutschland

Nate is like Brock because of his thick bones and Jones is with the body of a small lhw

JON JONES IS THE GOAT

WHITE BOIS ON POOICIDE WATCH

>He doesn't need to kill a pregnant woman to finally calm down and settle
God just doesn't love you

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>goat
>popped for steroids

>Being a grown man who watches anime

>Yo good shit mayne but u almost suicide killed a pregnant woman
>Yo been havin a white woman so don't go nigging out on us now

>Seething

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jones is 6'4'? I thought he was 6'6'

why did max lose to conor

He was only 20 and fighting top competition out of his garage

Maybe on the tale of the tape where they try and add inches and shit on fighters. I dont know if they do this to fuck with betting odds or something

GOAT

do you think he could win now?
I think he'd get ko'd in a rematch

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>that giant swing and miss

No, I also think he would get KO'd in a rematch

I think Herb had a bet on BigNog

>tapping to strikes
dropped

I want to change PVZ's dirty diaper and then sniff her feet every day

So today I had the hardest Muay Thai session of my life. My insides were on fire, my throat was dry, I was so close to throwing up and I could barely keep my guard up. Sweating like a cunt.

The reason for this is because I smoke. And at that moment I promised I would give it up. What did I do when I got home? Had a fag and a cup of tea

Feel a bit disappointed in myself

>Jon Jones, wherever you go boy I'm coming

That fight is a lot closer than people give it credit

Bones on JRE lmaooo

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>49-46
>Close fight

>the guy on the right maintained his fatness even while living with literal starving african midgets

>going to a bar and ordering water

That's Justin Wren.

I gave it 48-47, with round 3 being very close

Its not like Conor hasnt been getting way better since that fight. Would still want to watch a rematch between them but i think Blessed is going to sleep

3 point difference sounds close to me

>I gave it 48-47

Objectively wrong

>fitness is my drug
Jones is so full of shit it's ridiculous wow

Big Nog? You mean Shogun?

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1,2 go to DC you faggot

Fight was already over

i know he's like making up all these details on the spot

I agree, but there are many better fights with Conor. I would like Pettis vs Conor more than Conor vs Holloway 2 desu

>3 points
that means he only won one round, do you know how the scoring works?

white boi detected

is it me or does he look out of shape. no muscle tone

he looks shiny

>1

Lol what fight did you watch you muppet? He only won round 2.

So many great fights.
Pettis vs McGregor
Cerrone vs McGregor
Ferguson vs McGregor
Diaz thrilogy somewhere down the line
Holloway and Aldo in a rematch as well.

water weight

see

Let's see how Pettis/Holloway goes.
But Connors not going back down for a while anyway right?

wait, so Joe Rogan has a 20 year old daughter?

USADA BABY

I want Tyron vs Conor, Conor vs Nick, Conor vs Cerrone

McGregor will never fight at 145 again

420 BTFO BY THE GOAT

McGregor is one of those fighters like Cerrone, or Diaz or pre-weidman'd Silva, who you just get excited to watch every time.

Any of those fighters could move up to 155 though.
I believe thats his stepdaughter. His wifes daughter.

What belt is Jon Jones in BJJ?

Oh hells naw, dat nigga just can't hold his weed.

Tyron vs Conor would be a mad fight.

It seems like the majority of people want to see Conor vs Khabib tho

I love me some Goobs. Fucking entertaining fights and outside of the fights and in the build up hes great as well.

I think he competed at the NAGA brown belt thing earlier this year?

Take those stupid sunglasses off

>and in the build up hes great as well.

if Jones comes back and wins the belt again will he immediately bump DJ off the p4p #1 spot? or will they keep pretending DJ is the best

I think they're just hyping it up too much, Khabib is great but Conor is a bad match up for him and Khabib will most likely get slept.

Tyron vs Conor would actually be intresting, Tyron has quite a weak chin as well though I think.

>mad fight
Tyron would rape Conor
30 pounds heavier + elite wrestling

Is Jon Jones literally incapable of being real? Fakest nigga on the planet.

>and in the build up hes great as well.

Yeah hes really a white washed christian boy now.
Sometimes i wish he would just become a full DMX version of Jon Jones where he is this crazy crackfiend in the ring.

Whenever Tyron fight against a striker he backs up to the cage and gets set up on

i dont think he has a belt

That is what they said about Eddie

DUDE WEED MADE ME DO STEROIDS AND CRASH INTO PREGNANT WOMEN LMAO

You know what i mean you fucking doubleniggers the memes he creates in the build up. Or are you fucking gonna lie on /heem/ and pretend you dont have a folder filled with conor related memes.

Scarra crying about exhaust in BTR what a whiny bitch

>Khabib is great but Conor is a bad match up for him and Khabib will most likely get slept

I didn't

>There are spergs who believe Kona Magiga could go toe to toe with the current welterweight champion

there's only one Crazyhorse

>Or are you fucking gonna lie on /heem/ and pretend you dont have a folder filled with conor related memes

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if Khabib even gets ahold of Conors wrist he will break him

>listening to 2 stoners talk for 3 hours is the best thing I can do with my time

Exactly this. He might as well drop the Carlton Banks act. We all know that he's a fucking scumbag. He might as well own it. People love a heel, he'd probably make way more money. Just go full McGoobs and talk mad shit and act like a total dick.

Krazyhorse is just a manlet darkside version of Jon Jones

is bernard hopkins really that good?