I'm in a weird situation I never thought I would be in.: >A few weeks ago when that Nier Automata game came out, my weeb friend started fanboying like crazy over it and flooded every kind of social media possible with fan art and videos(and he still does). >After playing the game to see what all the hype was about, I felt underwhelmed and told him this on one of his millions of posts about it. His first reaction was that I somehow lied to him about even playing the game and he forced me to timestamp my copy of the game with it running in the background. >Petty fanboy shit, but I did it since I had nothing better to do at that time. >He starts throwing a fit and lists all the "great things" about the game flooding my inbox with these notifications. >One of them is a picture of some fat chick in a very poorly made 2B cosplay. I reply saying "fat cosplayers is a good thing?" >He replies with "no, this image was a joke, but we are guaranteed a lot of sexy cosplay at Anime Expo" >Me having forgot Anime Expo was a thing sighed and looked at the cosplayer again and said "She's so bad I could probably look sexier in that dress" >He goes off again. "No you couldn't, do you have the legs to pull that dress off? I think not!" >I decide to mess with his head by showing him a picture of me in shorts(I have never worn shorts around him in the 10 years I've known him) and simply say "yes" >He freaks, like seven other friends who were silent suddenly start calling me a trap and talking about my never before seen legs >Without me saying a word it is decided that apparently I am now going to Anime Expo this year in a 2B cosplay that they are buying online. >Weeks have gone by and they won't shut up about it. I'm starting to get worried.
What do I do Sup Forums? I don't want to be raped by weebs while cross dressing as a character from I game I don't even like.
I don't have very many guy friends, so I'm sort of stuck with the ones I have. The rest are all girls, which is fine, but even I can't strand that for too long
Brody Evans
>letting weebs push you around You deserve what you get.
Jayden Ward
This was the exact picture I showed them. Quite frankly I don't think my legs are good. I'm just a skinny fuck
Eli Butler
Why the fuck are weebs telling you what to do? I didn't even know there existed something below weebs
Henry Rogers
Nah you couldn't pull it off. Don't cave to weeaboos man. Its a poor life decision.
Christopher Martin
>hello kitty >faggot legs >faggot posture kys
Levi Gutierrez
>how fucking beta do you have to be to get pushed around by weebs
Samuel Taylor
just dont dress cosplay suit
Dylan Bailey
Never said I wasn't. Never said I was. All I know is that I have probably fucked more girls than you have.
Daniel Brown
>getting "forced" by weebs to cross dress You're so gay, you just needed an excuse to act like a royal faggot in public. >"but i didn't even want to parade arround in public like a huge fag, oh no, now they start groping me hihi, i didn't even want that" Fucking faggots.
Aaron Baker
I lost a whole lotta respect for you quickly op
Matthew Fisher
I had any respect at all?
Luke Ross
Yeah the man has a point how the fuck did that happen
Sebastian Taylor
okay mate listen to me close alright, weeaboos are danger, they can be gay. they most like traps, and are gay. because traps are gay. Therefore when you encounter of these, you must not be near them, or nier them if you know what i mean ;), So next time you see one of them, just tell them to stop, get some help and they probly need some sort of deodourant.
Adam Gomez
Go as 9s instead. Girls [spoiler] and probably boys [/spoiler] will want to fuck you.
Camden Harris
Oh god you have no idea. The main one in question is a fat hairy buy who walks around with his pedo stache and legitimate neck beard while wearing hatsune miku shirts in public. I am almost always embarrassed to be seen with him, so I tend to not be around him in public
Lincoln Morales
That happens to me anyway. I get creepy messages almost daily from old men and homeless methheads constantly hit on me. I actually don't go to convenience stores anymore because one creeped on me inside a 7 Eleven.
Jaxon Rivera
Would fuck
Alexander Lewis
You can probably make a lot of money from horny losers.
Bentley Ramirez
Haha getting forced by weebs !
Leo Myers
>this
"I..its not like I.. I am doing this for you or anything.. baka!"
>there was an attempt
Jace Powell
Hey, I know we're going off topic but I catfish a lot, how do I get people to hit on me on facebook? Usually I have to find them, not the other way around.
Kayden Rogers
Honestly, I find if you have a ton of pictures of yourself(or in your case, pics of whomever you are pretending to be) and just comment on a lot of posts and articles, eventually people will be creeps and start looking at your profile. I have gotten into arguments where people decided to use the fact that I have selfies on my profile as a reason to discredit me.
Um...thanks? I don'tr really know what to say to that
Isaiah Young
Can you do a female voice? Post vocaroo.
Dominic Long
Well I don't know how to make voices, but I have a natural helium voice
Nicholas Long
I told you to post vocaroo.
Aaron Murphy
Live a little OP.
Brandon Price
You just dun cucked yourself OP
Nolan Sanders
Worst. Greentext. Ever.
Nicholas Adams
If you're so incapable of defending yourself that you're letting faggot weebs tell you what to do then you either gotta an hero or make some radical life choices faggot
Jesus christ, how can one man sound that gay? Would still fuck though.
Leo Cruz
Believe whatever you want, but I am straight. I have no interest in men at all
Jordan Lopez
Do gay men ever hit on you? I mean, you are setting out some pretty strong gay signals here, jean shorts, that stance, and your voice.
Nicholas Mitchell
You didn't read my other posts in this thread, did you? I get hit on by gay men near daily, usually by creepy old men.
Nolan Ortiz
That must suck. Sorry I hopped into the thread late and didn't feel like reading most of the posts.
Tyler Cook
ew not trap tier at all you just look like a faggot
Aiden King
Not a trap. Never said I was, never tried to be
Jackson Hall
Simple. Don't go. Don't dress up as 2B. And your friends sound like total faggots. And if you still want to be friends with a weeb group like this then you're an even bigger fag then they are. Seriously asking what you should do? Just Fucking don't do it. You persuasive asswipe
Carter Sanders
Yeah I see why your friends want you to Suck them off you fairy pixie trap fag
I have no idea what you say after "I just don't understand" Can you please type it out?
I eat a lot and I go for a light jog once a day
Jayden Nelson
just dont do it. if you dont want to just make them stop. just remember that there still human, only part human, but human. so make them feel sorry for being cunts.
Josiah Sullivan
WTF, you don't have any curves. You have no fucking thighs. Why do they care about these average as fuck legs?
Hudson Nelson
>bronies >furries >OP
Alexander Rodriguez
DW, was a bad meme
Chase Wright
Because they're dumbasses who can't get laid.
Carson Martinez
>Because they're virgins who can't get laid. FTFY
Jaxson Garcia
All that tl;dr just to whine about something that 99% didn't happen.......fucking get a life maybe? Or is it so hard to ignore and say "I didn't say I'm going." to them? Fucking homo faggot, you just wanna bait to post your fucking self on this board. Pathetic.......
John Scott
Post face. I must see if the voice matches
Blake Collins
It happened
Grayson Thomas
Serves you right for having weeb friends
Nolan Ross
Gay as fuck.
Adrian Bell
Thanks?
Levi Campbell
>mfw this thread
Kevin King
OP doesnt even have that 2BUTT
Jonathan Barnes
At least somebody's getting laid at Anime Expo.
Luis Peterson
Congratulations, you got sucked into a weebhole Anime cat ears are, of course, complementary.
Seriously, next time just keep your pie hole shut.
Adrian James
No, I won't be wearing the cosplay, I just need to find a way to stop these guys from stalking me when I say no
Samuel Martin
there's no way you're straight when you uploaded a pic like that to show your male friend your legs
Andrew Howard
anime autism through the fucking roof
how deluded can you get??
Jaxon Harris
Moar
Nathaniel King
please for the love of god fucking post that shit here
James Barnes
You're not even trying mr. Skeltal
Jaxon Kelly
Is this a new kind of shitty fetish thread?
Isaac Anderson
OP is the single largest faggot I have witnessed in 2017 so far.
>weeb, pretending he isn't a weeb on forchin, getting pushed around by other weebs >'messes with their head' code-phrase for 'oops i dun fuck'd up' >won't just tell them to fuck off, need advise on how to deal with social situation
I spent 90 seconds of my life writing this, that's how much of a faggot you are. The only answer is to neck yourself on discord gl
Matthew Stewart
You could barely off the skinny twink 9S you fucking faggot. Definitely not even remotely close to 2B.
