>Walk into your home
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do?
Walk into your home
Grayson Thomas
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Christian Gutierrez
spill the spaguetti of course
Chase Jenkins
Worship
Logan Phillips
With Kek as witness, she would never walk properly again.
Aaron Rivera
Tell her to get the fuck out of my house and that she's a whiny self-entitled bitch who only appeals to hormonal cock-hungry 13 year old girls.
Jason Martinez
Ask her whats wrong with her face...
Easton Thomas
Oh and in case it wasn't obvious
>Go to sleep Taylor
Robert Ross
kill
Connor Wood
Fuck me why don't they just rename Sup Forums /wwyd/?
About 70% of the threads are these useless wwyd's.
Jack Gutierrez
-she proceeds to write a song about you
-makes millions
-profit?
Noah Phillips
ask her to leave cause this is my private domicile and i will not be harassed
Landon Mitchell
Accidentally fall into her pussy
Daniel Ramirez
this
Logan Johnson
Deep throat fuck that voice forever
Lincoln Bell
Show her Sup Forums.
Ayden Jenkins
James Jenkins
Hand her a bowl of eggs and tell her she has to eat this
Asher Ross
>what a faggot
Landon Adams
Jam out with her.
Robert Ramirez
It does what it's told.
Dylan Cruz
...
Cooper Lewis
>-she proceeds to write a song about you
>TFW you'll never hang with Tay, write songs, sip her diet coke and have her clean your ears with that nasty q-tip.
why live.
Hunter Baker
Take her to Applebees
Gabriel Fisher
Hand her a bottle of Heinz Ketchup and ask her if she can taste the difference between the good ketchup and the shit they use at McDonald's.
Ethan Reyes
Fuck that ugly cunt
Anthony Gonzalez
Damm i came here to say this.
Jeremiah Ramirez
>TFW Taytay will never castrate you, force you to live in a small cage and only letting you eat her shit and drink her piss, whilst she fucks dozens of guys every week and all you can do is watch
Why live?
Hudson Stewart
Ask if she wants a cup of tea
Easton Martinez
No new album or anything?
Dylan Richardson
Ask where the latest album is? I am getting bored waiting
Also tell her that in my opinion the earlier albums are better, but she is still fantastic
Samuel Richardson
Tell he she never left cuntry
Grayson Ramirez
Nothing because fun fact: you can't see her if she's turned sideways
Michael Perez
Shoot her in the head because she's trespassing
Sebastian Jones
wwyd if you're the wwyd guy?
Jeremiah Sanders
Bitch can't even get herself a pedicure.
Robert Morales
Punch her in the face then rape her and force her to suck my dogs cock and then snap her neck
Nathan Roberts
fuck you
Henry Nelson
And then bury her in the woods with all your other victims, you psycho?
Dylan Diaz
sub-par meme my friend
Kevin Perry
Son, shit Your retarded ass down.
Jose Rogers
Eggs
William Walker
kill dat snek
Camden Ward
>"kitchen's that way"
>get on Sup Forums
>taylor swift in kitchen making sammich
>masturbate to pics of granny gore and ylyl
Carson Parker
Oliver Nguyen
Ask her for money.
Gavin Hughes
Call the cops b/c there is a burglar in my house, trying to steal all my valuables.
Luke Jones
>implying you have anything worth stealing
Aiden Turner
Ask her if it's her first time in a halfway house.
Jose White
Bitch!