69 decides
69 decides
I love you too much and it hurts to know how much I just wanna straight up put it up your fuckhole and cum inside and make babies and fuck im jsut fucked up okay fuck me its best if you should leave me alone.......
69
Tell her to fuck off and that she's a bitch
I just really like men
roll!
also check'd
You rolled 69 m8 you know what to do
Roll for this
Listen you cumdumpster, I do whatever the fuck I want
dang, reroll
I've fucked the dog.
Sorry honey... I'm actually in love with you. Do you want to go out on a date?
I love bumholes way too much to really give much of a shit about you cunt.
hahaha this one
Wiener
You're the most entitled and narcissistic person I've met in my life, go away
You want an explanation? Here's your fucking explanation. I try so hard to talk to you cause I know you're a good person but I just can't get over how fucking ugly you are. You're disgusting! I want to be with you because of your personality but I cannot overcome your abortion of an appearance so I guess this is it sorry
Prepare your anus.
this + "I also don't like your cooking bitch I hope you choke on a corn dog"
I'm sorry im just so fucking drunk right now
Daniel's are such assholes.
Do you wanna fuck?
this
WINNER
this one please
these three
roll
OP died
fucking winner OP, don't be a faggot
I am sorry... It is just, well, I really like you and I don't know how to handle these feelings. It is like I am on this edge and I can either be very happy if I just go for it, but if things go wrong, I will lose everything. You are in control of my heart and either make it very, very happy or break it, and I don't like this feeling. It is like it would be better if I just block you out of my mind and ignore you in order to stop feeling this way, but this is just impossible I guess. So please, can we meet up for a coffee or something some day and let me shit in your pussy?
reroll
I will steal and eat your first born baby
reroll
What's that? A pic for ants? Lol
deliver op
Ops a fag.
Rolling for this
"I'm playing with my Dick"
When she replies say "Dick is my 11 year old disabled next door neighbour."
When she replies say "I'm wanking him off."
Text her "its not a big fucking deal, chill"
Rolling for this
TL;DR
I've accidentally superglued my nose to my penis. I need help. Fucking help me Jesus.
I'm so sorry. I fucked your dad.
roll
Fucking roll
A Daniel beat my sister, so I made him a Danielle.
Honestly, I just want to tenderize your tits with my cock and pour steak sauce all over it so I can slide in between them.
...
Jersey girl?
rolling
how about a good old titfuck?
re-roll
YESTERDAY MY SHIT TASTED LIKE SNICKERS AND WAS AS NUTTY
Casual quads, no big deal
benis xDDD
...
OP, change your whatsapp background to this picture as proof you're still lurking
Show me your tits