How do you feel knowing he won't be there for you?

How do you feel knowing he won't be there for you?

I never expected anythingy.

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Would much rather try to pull myself up instead of convincing myself it's acceptable to fall and die because then I will go to Jesus

Wait, is the guy on the left trying out a new sex position with Jesus or something?

Masterbaters have better grip strength and could lift themselves up the cliff.

Doesn't look like a very far drop, not worth giving up the old wanky doodle

But what if jesus is walking on water?

all that masturbating would ensure I can lift myself up.

masturbating 8 times a day gave me enough arm strength to lift myself

fuck off jesus, no one needs you

Really? You think one arm will be enough?

thread just died, so here's a new one.
but i doubt she's gonna reply anymore

this

ah fuck how did this end up as a reply and not a post?

Even safer?

I mean, it's not that fucking far. The cliff seems to only be like ten feet high. I mean, at very worst I'll break my leg?

The chances of me ever hanging off a cliff are slim so I think I'll keep jerking.

you posted on another thread dumbo

But you're a nigger tho.

Jesus is real and he exists right now. Hopefully you discover him for yourself.

Masturbator has hit grip level 99, so i dont need him anyway.

besides, i could probably one hand that cliff and bang one out while hanging there

Indifferent, because religion just looks like a sophisticated form of insanity to me and anarchism is a meme.

I'm ambidextrous, I switch out just to keep it interesting.

I don't rely on a black Jew to save me from situations I put myself in.

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at least I don't watch people masturbate to "make sure they're not sinning" suuuure Jesus. you'll get out of the closet soon enough.

kek, if masterbation gave u super grip and strengh, i would lift a car a this point without a problem

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See you in Hell motherfucker