How do you feel knowing he won't be there for you?
How do you feel knowing he won't be there for you?
I never expected anythingy.
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Would much rather try to pull myself up instead of convincing myself it's acceptable to fall and die because then I will go to Jesus
Wait, is the guy on the left trying out a new sex position with Jesus or something?
Masterbaters have better grip strength and could lift themselves up the cliff.
Doesn't look like a very far drop, not worth giving up the old wanky doodle
But what if jesus is walking on water?
all that masturbating would ensure I can lift myself up.
masturbating 8 times a day gave me enough arm strength to lift myself
fuck off jesus, no one needs you
Really? You think one arm will be enough?
thread just died, so here's a new one.
but i doubt she's gonna reply anymore
this
ah fuck how did this end up as a reply and not a post?
Even safer?
I mean, it's not that fucking far. The cliff seems to only be like ten feet high. I mean, at very worst I'll break my leg?
The chances of me ever hanging off a cliff are slim so I think I'll keep jerking.
you posted on another thread dumbo
But you're a nigger tho.
Jesus is real and he exists right now. Hopefully you discover him for yourself.
Masturbator has hit grip level 99, so i dont need him anyway.
besides, i could probably one hand that cliff and bang one out while hanging there
Indifferent, because religion just looks like a sophisticated form of insanity to me and anarchism is a meme.
I'm ambidextrous, I switch out just to keep it interesting.
I don't rely on a black Jew to save me from situations I put myself in.
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at least I don't watch people masturbate to "make sure they're not sinning" suuuure Jesus. you'll get out of the closet soon enough.
kek, if masterbation gave u super grip and strengh, i would lift a car a this point without a problem
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See you in Hell motherfucker