G'morning b

g'morning b.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today

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Because I have a shred of hope that she loves me even when she sits in my room and talks to other guys. (beta cuck here)

I ran out of good reasons a long time ago. So I don't even know why anymore.

move on.
she'll miss u when u have a new bitch.

Because I'm the guy fucking this guys girlfriend.

Fuck all you limp wristed weaklings.

vixen kendra sunderland and manuel ferrara

I'm not going to kill myself today, but I will in probably six months. I've been hitting the gym every day working on nothing but chest and arms.

When it's time I'm going to tie cheese wire into a noose around my neck, superglue my hands to the sides of my head, and then jump off a five story building.

When they find me it will look like I was strong enough to pull my own head off.

Because of the good porn gifs/webms you post everyday.

-consideration for the feelings of those who, for some reason, love me.
-Still waiting on TWoW
-Mildly interested in watching the Trump presidency
-Prospect of good pussy in my home-town

to name a few.
Pic unrelated.

-got bandpractice
-need to finish pillars of eternity

Just not really feeling like it recently. Other than money, shit's pretty good right now.

cool.

She needs to do anal

I have my girlfriend coming over and a fresh box of ribbed condoms.

Im getting pussy today

I haven't save up enough money for my funeral expenses yet. Not gonna leave a shit ton of debt for my family.

Cuz it's a nice day and I want to go biking. Maybe tomorrow though.

will u be having sex with her?

that'll take too much effort

>uses condoms

Kill yourself

>box of ripped condoms

FTFY future dad

>Because I'm the guy fucking this guys girlfriend

kill yourself underage

>Married to solid 8/10 wife, funny, good cook, lets me be me
> Three smart and healthy kids
>Decent, well-paying job which gives me flexible time at home
>Beautiful day outside

Use the hand you masturbate with to pull the trigger, faggot.

>Married to solid 8/10
>Three kids

Last night I had multiple dreams, and in one of them my sister hanged herself, but after that I got to talk to her (spirit?) for a while, and she said that she couldn't meet someone's expectation or some shit, and I remember how fucking shit it felt, that emptiness, and knowing that I can never talk to her again.

Interestingly enough, I am the one with suicid thoughts, we rarely speak, we have an okay relationship, she has a family and lives a happy life.

Believe whatever gets you through the day, user. I know who I fucked this morning and who I spent the morning playing with outside.

I hope someday you find the same happiness.

I just had sex a while ago. Yey vagina.

vagina is reason to live?

I get pussy everyday and have way more money than most people my age