Waifu claiming thread: Palm Sunday Edition

Waifu claiming thread: Palm Sunday Edition

Previous: The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu and converse with others
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus harshly
>discuss fun and light topics like politics and abortion
>post fitting, non-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun

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"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

Claim

Hello everyone

>Misaki Claimed

What's wrong?

Every week?

I don't even think you can get the tip inside her

Claim

Battle of Mokarin vs the other person: BEGIN

Pretty much yeah.

Good claim user!

Hi ^^

I WILL PUT PLASTIC ON THE FLOOR FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU BETTER HOPE I NEVER SEE YOUUUU %))))))))))))))))))))))))) ahaha $))

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I never thought I would see the day someone would claim that sociopath besides me.

Are you open any beliefs?

Lol I've been told that all my life. I'm still here~

Hey momoka

Anyone seen Kumiko? Did he give up on the piano?

QOTT: I was thinking of taking my lady friend out to see Your Name. Any comments? (no spoilers pls)

i love you

No. They dont really make much sense to me.

You're always here, you nolife loser.

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She doesn't care you're a weeb? Put a ring on it. NOW

I love you too

hold me

Ok?
I did have a dream for the second time last night. Really weird stuff.

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>holds tight

What's the matter?

Another weird dream? You must be stressed out....

Uh, yeah. She's my ex. She was always a weeb.

Fuck off.

Well no I had this one before. Little different same things happened though.

i need a love thats real senpai im too weak to do it alone

Just hopping in here to claim best girl.

Hanako, how is it.

Did you catch a showing of Your Name by any chance? I was hoping to take my friend out to see it.

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Nah.

I haven't gotten the chance to see it yet honestly, but it looks like it will be great. Can't wait to see it myself.

Steal your mom's ring and give it to her.

And this happened last night?

Really? It's not hard to get a gf. Just be yourself.

Yeah woke up at the same time too.

Bears are best girl

KEEP HOLDING ME im pathetic senpai nobody wants to talk to me. my only hope is some girl might see some charm in me invisible to others (and myself)

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There are all sorts of people in the world

FIGHT ME IN OSU THEN TOWN OF SALEM

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Claimed.

Are you tired now? You should get more rest.

THICC

Girls are turned off by low self confidence and men are actually attracted to low self confidence in women because they want to protect them.

Keep that in mind and you'll be fine.

What sort of person are you?

A little. Ill be fine.

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Have you eaten dinner yet?

Your problem is you are paralyzed by self-doubt and you're struggling emotionally under it. You need to realize that you are worthy of being with someone you love and care for.

A cute!

Claimed.

And who said I was trying to lewd her?

oh

Its 9am.
Hi

Bye thread people~

pink!
The head between your legs!
You're very young and this is an emotionally rough time in your life, but it'll pass and you'll realize its no big deal. Just stay above the self-doubt.
Yes you sleep at this time so I thought you eat dinner... whatever bye >.>

Bye.

okay cya

goodbye

10dragon claimed.

boobs.

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Winner of the Hachi-bowl right here.

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Quoting pic related "look don't touch"

In my dreams.

Stop with the flattery, please.
I wasn't prepared to blush this much.

If only.

If you say so.

The most cheerful and optimistic mind, of course

If only what?
Its very early to be courted.

Lol no

I'd go see it pretty soon.

I was never one for traditions.

Supreme Chancellor: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"?
Anakin Skywalker: No.
Supreme Chancellor: I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
Anakin Skywalker: He could actually save people from death?
Supreme Chancellor: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Anakin Skywalker: What happened to him?
Supreme Chancellor: He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

>chancellor
So anakin is literally Hitler?

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Hi Rei. Is your afternoon well?

Just a saying I guess, "i wish it could but I know it would never happen", you feel?

Yea, trying to see it soon, its kinda sucks that none of my friends are really interested in that kind of thing, but I'm sure it'll be good no matter what.

hi

But you have hanako?
Also I thought you went to bed?
Very persistent, I like it.

When the reward seems worth it.

>be me
>be part ghoul
>hungry
>want a sandwich
>too bad sandwiches taste disgusting
>get idea
>go get some flesh from coffee ghoul
>make sandwich with the human flesh
why can't ghouls just do that?

Wouldnt the bread taste like shit though? Toppings too?

I went to bed? It's a little early in the morning for that. I think the only one who left was Momoka because she got a little upset. I'm just still here failing to make conversation as usual.

Except the fact that ghouls just pretend to swallow human food. The flesh would make it tastier

I guess. Wouldnt it smell kind of off though? They do just eat people raw if I recall.

It's boring, don't have much to do and already done with watching anime for the day.
I'm just looking over some other things right now.

Hello there.

If I were a ghoul I would slaughter so many fucking people they would need an army to kill me.

TBH seems like the kind of movie to watch with someone

'hey user did you hear about YN'

'yeah wanna come watch it with me'

I wouldn't want to watch it alone, really.

Human sushi.
With that edge you'd be unstoppable

That sucks. Still play your instrument?
Dont they also only need to eat like once a week?

Well you did go to bed like 6 hrs ago.
Unless you're a different hanako?
Oh my

Exactly. Some ghouls just want to kill people for fun. Unfortunately there are a lot of them in the anime. 1 in every 25 people are capable of murder.

I guess the real question would be what would you want?

how are you doing and how's the business?

ur a fucking loser bro.

Ghouls aren't humans.

They used to be human.

I suppose, what can you do, you know? Can't force people to something they aren't interested in.

I'm a different Hanako, sorry to disappoint, I just think she's a qt3.14, and wanted to try one of these threads I usually lurk, that's all. Guess i'll hop off if I'm confusing people.

>Guess i'll hop off if I'm confusing people.

That's stupid.

That's another reason why I prefer guys.

Here and there, I've just been extremely bored of everything lately.

A bit badly, but it's a long story.
How's life been treating you?

I feel that way sometimes too. Just dont end up doing anything and sit around.

>That's stupid.

Your mother.