What's the chance of a stripper being an undercover cop...

What's the chance of a stripper being an undercover cop? One gave me her number at the club last night and suggested we could spend some time together today, and I am extremely paranoid of a sting

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If you're not paying for sex, nothing you're doing is illegal

Well that was implied subtext that I failed at in my post

Uh... zero. how stupid are u? ive read a lot of stupid shit on here, but this is just off the mongolometer charts.

THIS.

Why are people so fucking stupid? And why can't people use Google?

Kay here's what you do nigger.
>ask her if she wants to take noods

If she doesn't she's a copper

protip, don't pay for sex, take her to the jewelry store and buy something with cash, and give her the receipt after you bang her.

not paying for sex, just giving some girl you like a token and her thanking you by boning.

>muh internet lawyerin

good luck with that one buddy. let me guess, if he records it's he's also good cuz that's just porn and porn is legal?

only if she signs an affidavit first, and he records her DL for proof of +18.

Also he would need a DBA account at a bank to record expenses.

This is all assuming that making porn is legal in his state.

so let me get this right, you are allowed to pay a porn actress to fuck you, but illegal if she is just a normie?

don't listen to clearly he doesn't know his shit.

Just make sure you have a paper trail backing up your story of a legitimate porn business.

my sexlife is a legitimate porn business, how can anyone say otherwise? Seriously im not listening to anyone but the sexlaws are fucked up beyond humanity, who made these rules? oh wait, females.

of shure she is a CIA agent

Have you seen her tits? If so, she's not a cop.

Probably attorneys in your state 50-150 years ago.

Chances of her being a sting are 0%. A sting wouldn't work that way.
Chances of her being a hooker are much higher.

As far as hooker strings, some things to keep in mind just in general:
>normally a sting won't do outcall, it's normally set up as an incall - less risk, more people to catch, etc
>stings don't set you up for a future date like that. It's possible but very very rare.
>stings are normally off the street type shit, but stings off of places like craigslist or backpage happen (just not often, again)
>always google phone numbers to make sure the hooker has reviews. Not having reviews doesn't make them a cop but does make your risk of being robbed/mugged higher

Past the obvious hooker thing, strippers find plenty of easy marks to just convince to buy them shit or spend money on them. It's also possible that she is just really into you, but even if you're the coolest guy in the world, she's still a stripper and knows she doesn't have to work very hard to get you to buy her shit.
As far as stripper monkey business inside the club, the laws depend on the state - doesn't sound like that shit applies here anyhow.

Op must be very carefully by this operation

The stripper isn't a cop, but the nudity thing is a myth and shouldn't be spread. The risk of stings is low anyhow but tricks like seeing her tits or asking if she's a cop, etc - those don't work and are fake fake fake.
It's not tough to look this shit up btw instead of barking wrong shit to some idiot on Sup Forums.

>feminists caused this
I weep for modern men

It's a fair bit more complicated than that actually. A minimal trail like that would work if you're paying someone else to fuck the girl, but if you're self-producing the burden would be higher

Don't listen to this idiot either. The paperwork to get cover that would hold up in court as a defense against prostitution is so involved you'd def need a lawyer, and would be paying so much there's a reason nobody actually does it

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I don't think undercover cops typically actually show their tits, though. Or like, pose as strippers and actually dance. That seems like a very bad idea and also very inefficient, given that stripping is illegal, and they have to actually bait people into committing a crime, unlike just standing on a street corner and waiting for dudes to come to them.

Cops don't waste time like that.

She is probably looking for a sugar daddy or some guy to buy her shit. Show up with cigarettes and rum and she will fuck you.

No, they don't typically show their tits but depending where they are they definitely can. Just saying that's not an indicator of a cop or not.
You're right that they wouldn't pose as a stripper. The exception would be as part of some larger sting like something you'd see in a movie, in which case it wouldn't be to catch some faggot wanting to fuck, and the club owner would be involved, etc etc.
Stripping isn't illegal, so not sure what you mean by that, but you're also correct in that stings will typically take the path of least resistance (assuming it's a blanket sting, which most of them would be).
Different states have very different rules on stripping, in Oregon for example, strippers can be fully nude. Other states are only topless, possibly some no nudity at all (i'd have to check and i don't care).

I still think I could pull it off.

Did you tell her you're a drug dealer? Because otherwise, you watch too many movies.

Oh, that was a typo. Meant stripping ISN'T illegal.

Much lower than the chance of a stripper being a hooker. I've been solicited by a stripper every time I've ever gone to a strip club. Most of them are hookers too. Plus why would they put an undercover cop in there, make her strip and give dudes lap dances for hours, just to entrap regular dudes into solicitation charges.

So prostitution is illegal in your country?
Damn, sucks to be you.

ohhhh that makes more sense now, sorry user. I should have figured that out myself, oh well

Yup. I'm on vacation in Amsterdam right, and that shit's pretty great. I can get some UFC whenever I want and no one gives a shit.

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this x1000
Practically no chance of her being a cop, but high chance of hooking on the side.