You mad short bois?

You mad short bois?

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How can short bois even compete?

No.

Define short, relative to the mean of a given national or genetic grouping.

Below 1.80 cm is short

Its funny, because a girl can be short, tall, ugly, pretty, fat, skinny, autistic, depressed and they will still easily find a guy who wants to take care of them.

Sucks to be a guy i guess.

Short boi (below 6') hate thread go.

How does it feel to be inferior?

Not even a baby can be 1.8cm, that's impossible. The human body can't survive at that small of a size.

I'm 6'4", my fiance is 5'5"

Things are great for everything except for doggie style. The difference in height throws things out of alignment.

slav squat and pump that ass

Make him stand on a stool

waaay too awkward of a position.

I see what you did there.

>slav squat
Imagining it really gave me a great laugh

I drew it for convenience of viewing

keeek

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that just seems like way more leg use than it's worth.

so? build up your quads, bro

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>short fag that uses actors getting paid to fuck as method to escape his betaness

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I'm leaning toward no, but your trips make me want to say sure.

exactly. the leg pian is canceled out by the pleasure. feel fucking great

Alison is 1.8m

kek, I'd just get her a shorter stool cunt nigger

>tfw 5'4"
>tfw 16cm dick
>tfw hight does get in way with certain girls but in the end the only ones who give more fucks about it are insecure men trying to put others down as always.

I don't complain about shit, I live a pretty happy life. A lot happier than 80% of the spergs on here.

me want snoo snoo!

Death by snoo snoo!

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The only people that height matters to are all the autistic manlets that believe their shortness is the reason they are still a lonely virgin.

If you think your height actually affects your ability to be a successful man, than you are a sperglord who deserves your lonely fate.

Fun fact: if a girl denies you because you are too short, she probably isn't someone you would want to date. If she's so concerned about her image and what society deems "cute and acceptable" then she's probably a self absorbed bitch.

>I mean lul manlets amirite

>sensible post
>on Sup Forums
you don't belong here

/thread

I know man, I know. But I can't leave. I can never leave

you understand, don't you.

moar

being right=/=sensible post
he's righ tho

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>Who cares what niggresses or fat women think

If you are short be sure to work out and get sexy and buff, nothing worse than being short and fat.

>wasting your time with women who will 100% cheat on you, since their only fascination is that you are big
That might work if you are the only big guy, but that's not reality.

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/r9k/ is the board for u bud

SAUCE!!!

this reminds me of a screenshot of a fat bitch mocking short guys and a meninist answering.

why was he touching his nipples at the start? what kind of nigger mating call is that? what tribe does that come from?

>5'4"

LOL STUNTCOCK!.
the guy that cums on her is totally different.
One is pale and hairless, the other is darker and hairy.

5'4 jesus chirst

>short guys overcompensating by bulking up without realising that getting wider often makes them look shorter

wrong!!!
watch the full video, fag.

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Post a link to it and i will

Plot twist. Height gene is on the X chromosome.
Women are at fault. We should stop dating women under 175cm.

>begging for a spoon feed.
lol kys lazy dude.

FIVE FOOT FUCKING FOUR is in circus territory. Completely fucked. 5'4" is shorter than most women.

She looks underage though

Yea im not going to waste time chasing down a lie

>mfw I'm 5' 11.5"
Feels bad man

sauce?

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hot girl
thanks

decimals, learn them

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sauce

bump

I'm 5'45 but I'm a faggette so I'm cool. Learn to take the D, man

i'm 5"0 and I aint even mad

your OP shows your own insecurity more than anything so the question really is:

why you mad?

Why can't you just have her on the bed and you stand up?

>this video
>primal
oh come on, if it's going to be primal then don't just fuck her doggy style, mount her and breed the bitch like she's in heat.

I never understood the attraction many men seem to have to midgets

>tfw 6 foot 1
feels pretty good

Honestly though. Why do men under 6ft even exist? Like don't we have sufficient nutrition to grow these days?

Jesus Christ I can literally taste the cuck cum through the internet.

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Why would I be mad about a man making out with a hobbit gremlin?

poor genes and lacking testosterone

Your height doesn't matter if you won another genetic lottery.. got it.

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what ever you gotta tell yourself

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>Define short

In males less than 6ft.

6'3, blond hair, blue eyes master race here, feels so fucking good to be looking down at manlets.

It's funny how no matter how hard they work out and try to look good they will never get taken seriously.

so many vids and i see any of them

no, you're doing it all wrong and your gf too. Either kneel or stand at the edge of the bed/couch/ kitchen table and her position needs to change to pic related.

youtube.com/watch?v=WskRAEggqkQ

it's always a short guy and a fat chick, in real life too

>Define short
(You)

her name?

Let him do the doggy next time

Kek

This.

If we're not obese then it really doesn't matter what we look like.

>Chubby: good protector
>Athletic: model

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