Get home

>get home
>see this on roof

what do Sup Forums

kill it with my .45

lock my car doors and call the cops

Doesn't everyone have a house nigger?

Go get my rifle

Coax it down w/ some grape soda and a fat assed blonde, then shoot it to death w/ a 22lr.

Climb on top too and start rapping Blue Suede

give him a banan

>Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
>By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
>“Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven,
>Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore—
>Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”
>Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

Call contractor, complain that he's installed the wrong gargoyle

1000% kek

Tell it to get its ass down from there and continue scrubbing the floors.

are they filming a new, diverse season of gargoyles?

Call animal control

ill invite him in the house, then introduce him to my daughter and wife and let him fuck them infront ot of me. Oh wait, I'm not an American ... so probably I'll give it back to the owner after check it leash.

Throw a banana on the ground so he jumps down.

kek

Call the police

>put rope on his neck
>attach it like a dog
>watch him till he die

Well he's flipping me off so I feel threatened, and stand my ground with my 30.06. One less.

/thread

grab the shotgun and practice monkeyshooting

This is why i have a gun. Shoot dat chimp down and bury it. Should be lawful to kill a nigger.

I would laugh because it's funny.

Call his producer

Lure him down with KFC

Depends OP. Is is loud? If it's peaceful, I'd leave it be. I have a pigeon problem. Eco solution is at hand.

Damn ape better not tread on my solar panels though, otherwise its going on the garden as fertiliser.

Call the zoo

Yell at it to get off my roof while clenching my right hand into a fist, then proceed to throw stones at it. If that doesn't work then I'd probably hose it down.

rolling on the flour from my laufter, then call the zoo

Yell "shoo" at it and hope it goes away

Laugh my ass off, ask him if he wants a smoke and a beer, become friends, train in ninjitsu together to further my dream of becoming the next hokage.

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I live in Fl. Enough said.

I would like to thank you for your time and I will be in touch with you and I will be in touch with you and I will be in touch with you and I will be in touch with you and I will be in touch with you and I will be in touch with you.

360 and walk away

Turning 360 degrees celcius would mean you would face the same direction you inbread mongoloid

Nigger is obviously stuck on top of the dog house cause he didn't know I had 2 Pits and 2 Argentine Dogo's he can just stay there untill he dies of dehydration or figures out how to escape

you mean 180, right Cletus?

sorry already smoked

What are you doing up there?
get down from there?
whats wrong with you?
do you want me to call the police?
fuck it. I'm calling the police.

those words...in that order...what do you think would happen?

he'd either run like fuck, or else come down and say it was just a prank bro XD

Hi new friend!

Here's your (you)

That didn't take long. Just in from Redddit?

>360 and walk away

Are we talking about a 360 degree arc or right angle?

Have to wait some days
Garbage truck comes wednesday
Hope it's not going to smell

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Tell the monkey there arent any bananas here and to scram

>>celcius
>>inbread

Hi newfags

>360 degrees celcius
good temperature to cook your nigger

>good temperature to cook your nigger
Only Jews go into the oven, dumbass!

You boil your nigger.

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.45 ? user you must be afraid to dream bigger I'd use either my 308 or 30 06

tell my anti-roof rat nigger to come down and have his alpo

go small caliber for extended target practice time.

From that range ? It's no challenge at all. Besides that FMJ hunting bullet won't kill him straight off if I miss the bones.

It is obvious that your penis is larger than average.

Why tank you, would you like to suck on it ?
It's also due to the fact that I only own hunting rifles. It's not like I have a choice here.

Step 1:invite him in to play some co-op games
Step 2:Offer him a drink
Step 3:spike it with roofies.
Step 4: He is tied up in my basement.
Step 5: I mentally break him and brainwash him into being submissive, using a carrot and stick form of torture.
Step 6: rename him reek
Step 7: I have my own black slave.
Step 8: ?????
Step 9: Profit.

Laugh at him. Tell him to get off my roof. If he refuses, pop him with a sling shot loaded with iron-cored ball bearings. There are non lethal ways of removing trespassers.

Laugh. The nigs around my area are pretty chill, so he's probably just fucking with me.

Obviously a fag with a larger than average dick.

monkey on my roof. shoot it of course. saves me a safari trip. plus the nigga has on some j's

Bribe it down with a banana, before it starts throwing poo everywhere.

"Excuse me, sir, but I must inquire what brings you to the roof of my domestic establishment. Because this may cause a disturbance to me, I must request that you please get down from there."