summer 2017

> summer 2017
> you've been picked by the draft
What do?

Da Draft Dab

I'll end myself before they catch me

Daring dubs detected

Kek did not notice
Praise kek

I'm already enlisted

Pray for the first time in my life to any possibly non existent god that i don't die next to or in the arms of a transgender otherkin. Unless they are an attack helocopter, then I'll accept it.

sip water
put on war face

Nice dubs

Show em these trips

Not this summer, I have plans.

finally have something to live for

Might fulfill my dream of living off the grid in a hand built cabin in Montana for a couple years

>2017
>draft

Lol were just going to get the drones to handle everything.

go

>Grab my DD-214 and draft card and head on over to the local processing center
>go home after I'm told that I can not serve again

someone has to service the drones

teddy, is that you?

just make another drone

if theres a draft just cut off your legs

jokes on them im already in the military

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Hope I get traded to Los Angeles.

heres your pity reply

cover my asshole in chunky peanut butter and go to the physical.

Grab my fifty Cal and prep to shoot some syarian sand niggers

If someone my age is drafted, we have already lost.