I'll go first, but before I do, I am newfag, so I'm not sure if this is how you green text
>It all started at the beginning of this school year when my piece of shit little brother started home school with a online school >Any time I'm at home sick, instead of working on my AP work that's important, I have to help lil' shit do his work because Mom's too impatient to do it >Fuckme.jpg >She has me do this because I was the "Good kid" >Straight A student all the way up until freshmen year when I actually had to start working >One of the things she wants me to do is draw him a Monkey doing an "Egyptian walk" because I decided to start training myself for animation >Sure I could animate stuff, but very crudely, I hope to actually get a degree in it if I can go to college for a second time >But because of this I'm the "Art kid" I can "Draw anything because I'm good at it" >Bitch I am not, I'm still learning Anyway >Piece of shit lil' bro is still a piece of shit and is currently blaming me for failing art because he refuses to even ATTEMPT to draw >Fast forward to today >Sleep in a little bit because I have to go to class on a Sunday so I can review gasses in APchem >Wake up to alarm, do a little homework then drive to school >It was perhaps one of the most peaceful mornings in the past 7 or so years >Go home >Relax for a solid 5 minutes >Guess who's home from their fishing trip with dad >Fuckme.jpg >Hardly walks in the door with nothing in his hands when he asks me to help him unpack his shit >Told him no >Starts yelling me because I never do anything to help >Bull shit, I clean the kitchen (Which is always a mess because no one cleans up after them selves) the bathroom and I vacuum the house because this little shit only wants to take out the trash because it's too much for him >Dad tells me to stop arguing with him >Wtf.wut >Explain the situation >"Whatever" >Fuckoffdude.why >Mom comes home and tells me to cook dinner and buy groceries Cont.
Jose Cooper
Interest.
Lucas Cooper
Don;t be a cont. fag, you motherfucker.
Daniel Rodriguez
somewhat interested
Parker Miller
Greentext if you're going to, there'll always be people here to read it.
Carter Nelson
Interested.
John Davis
I'm going to tell a story of something that happened to me now. Probably beats whatever OP's got.
Setup:
>6th grade >Camp field trip >Camp is for one school week >Really want to go >Heard all cool stuff about it >Drive is 3 hours away from school >Decide to go >It's springtime
Onto the fun stuff:
>One night >Need to pee >Go to small bathroom outside cabin >Piss in toilet, there's no urinals >There's shit in the toilet >Decide for some reason to not go to other stall >Flush toilet >It's not working >Oh shit >It's overflowing >Decide it's a good idea to spam the flush >Shit >Shit >Shit >Previous occupant's feces starts overflowing from toilet >MFW >Start screaming >Nobody comes >Am frozen in terror as wet shit flows from toilet >Toilet water is gushing >touching my feet, for some reason I'm not wearing shoes >SCREEEEEEEEE
Dylan Murphy
Part 2:
>It's a camp >Hiking of course >5 mile hike uphill >Everyone is miserable >Chaperones are telling us to be 'positive' and 'enjoy the beauty of nature' >Get to peak >So tired >Realize I have to hike downhill >MFW >Finally get back >Legs feel like some things you'd see in a rekt thread happened to them >10 mile hike that took 3 hours to complete >Not alone in wanting to burn down the whole camp >Never actually burned down the camp
Ian Smith
By the way, this is an original story, but I have it saved to my computer so I can post it from time-to-time on threads like these.
Part 3: Sickness starts spreading around the cabins like Ebola. >Swear to fuck it's the quiche that did it >I'll never look at quiche the same way again >Hope I won't get sick >SPOILER: I get sick >Bus ride home >Around an hour into the ride and I begin to feel like shit >Sitting next to a girl who would be grossed out by a butterfly >Let's call her 'Coconut Girl,' because she looks like one >Stomach is stirring like a tornado >Puke a bit on the floor of the bus (I don't have the window seat, so I don't puke on Coconut) >Nobody notices >Unleash a barrage of bile about a gallon in volume onto the bus floor >People notice >Bus is still moving, so the vomit slides around like a monster, lapping at people's feet >The entire bus is thrown into chaos >People screaming, Coconut girl dry heaving next to me >MFW >The worst smell ever >Bus stops >Chaperone I actually like gets to clean up the puke >Feelsbadman >'I'm so, so, sorry' >'No, it's okay, user, I payed for this'
Some more shit goes down after this.
Tyler Barnes
Part 4: The Final Reckoning
>After upheaving a huge amount of vomit I still feel like shit >Bowels are loose >Fart >Not actual fart >In reality, it's shit >The bus isn't a fancy one, so there's no toilet for me to clean up in >Still have an hour drive to go >The shit is fermenting and cementing in-between my asscheeks. >MFW >Finally arrive at school Friday around 3:00 >Get off bus, aka the ride from hell >Puke in a trash can quickly after getting off >I remained sick for around 4 days afterwards >I still blame the fucking quiche
Mason Nelson
And that's the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside-down.
Evan Thomas
Get a job.
Connor Foster
OP you gay bastard, there better be some beast of a story coming.
I swear if this ends with "'bout tree fiddy" I will track you down and rape you.
Brandon Bennett
Fuck this, I'm out
Blake Turner
Cont.
>Alrighty then, I can do that >I buy general stuff, milk, cereal >Then I buy stuff for dinner >Pinto beans, flour tortillas, sour cream, cheese, chuck and roast >Can you guess what I'm making yet? >Das right boys, burritos >I prep ingredients, general stuff, heat cast-iron skillet for mashing of pinto beans, grounding meat blah blah >After about two hours, dinner's ready >Guess who's first up to get food >Godfuckingdamnit.scroll >Mother fucker can't gauge how much food can fit into a burrito >Over fills and has to taco his burrito >A large flour tortilla stuffed to the brim with the meat and bean mixture as well as sour cream and cheese >No lettuce, no tomato, no avocado >Asks me to fold it >Tell him I can't, there's too much This brat's 13 by the way, he can't do much for himself despite this >Yells at me again >Just leave me the fuck alone dude >Tell him to how to fix his problem, then to leave me alone >Doesn't do either of them >He's attempting to eat said taco burrito >Every thing's falling out like spaghetti >Get's mad at me AGAIN >Ffs >Says it's my fault this is happening to him >Shit won't stop falling out, sour cream is splashing off of his plate and onto the table >God damn Nagasaki Mexican edition >Tells me it's his fault he's failing school >Bullshit.parchment >Wait for mom to intervene because I don't want to aggravate the little shit even more >She's to busy playing the new cod on her ps4 to bother >God damn normie >Tell him it's his own fault because he doesn't try >Yells some more and throws his burrito taco at me >Shit flies everywhere >It looks like that one time I took a black light to his walls >Mom then decides to turn around and get mad at ME for letting him throw it >Can't do anything but clean it up and go to my room
It's been about 30 minutes later and people are acting like nothing happened. I can't really leave the house just yet because I'm still in high school.
Brandon Green
No, it's just a short story of sorts of the last hour that is just one of the many "Fuck you's" I've been given by my family
Sebastian Scott
Sorry man, still in high school. I do have a job, but three ap classes plus a job is hard, so I only work weekends
Lincoln Moore
Yep, much MUCH, better than mine
Logan Roberts
what a shit fucking queer story kill yourself you fucking useless cunt, and grow a pair of balls
Tyler Lewis
Ok, so is your brother autistic or retarded?
Josiah Gray
you should underage with those insults, you niggercancerfetus
Chase Hughes
Oops
James Turner
Neither, he's just a piece of shit who won't do anything unless it's to benefit himself
Oliver Clark
>being bullied and bossed around by your mom and a 13 y/o kid
Ian Bailey
Best insult rekt/10
Caleb Davis
Thank you, thank you. Went for college for that shit.
Juan Evans
I'm 18, but am still in high school, I'm dealing with this shit so I can collect money for college from said parents
Brayden Thompson
That's some great shit my dude
Jaxon Scott
Based on what you've said about them so far, I wouldn't bank on them giving you fuck-all bro..