I'll go first, but before I do, I am newfag, so I'm not sure if this is how you green text

I'll go first, but before I do, I am newfag, so I'm not sure if this is how you green text

>It all started at the beginning of this school year when my piece of shit little brother started home school with a online school
>Any time I'm at home sick, instead of working on my AP work that's important, I have to help lil' shit do his work because Mom's too impatient to do it
>Fuckme.jpg
>She has me do this because I was the "Good kid"
>Straight A student all the way up until freshmen year when I actually had to start working
>One of the things she wants me to do is draw him a Monkey doing an "Egyptian walk" because I decided to start training myself for animation
>Sure I could animate stuff, but very crudely, I hope to actually get a degree in it if I can go to college for a second time
>But because of this I'm the "Art kid" I can "Draw anything because I'm good at it"
>Bitch I am not, I'm still learning
Anyway
>Piece of shit lil' bro is still a piece of shit and is currently blaming me for failing art because he refuses to even ATTEMPT to draw
>Fast forward to today
>Sleep in a little bit because I have to go to class on a Sunday so I can review gasses in APchem
>Wake up to alarm, do a little homework then drive to school
>It was perhaps one of the most peaceful mornings in the past 7 or so years
>Go home
>Relax for a solid 5 minutes
>Guess who's home from their fishing trip with dad
>Fuckme.jpg
>Hardly walks in the door with nothing in his hands when he asks me to help him unpack his shit
>Told him no
>Starts yelling me because I never do anything to help
>Bull shit, I clean the kitchen (Which is always a mess because no one cleans up after them selves) the bathroom and I vacuum the house because this little shit only wants to take out the trash because it's too much for him
>Dad tells me to stop arguing with him
>Wtf.wut
>Explain the situation
>"Whatever"
>Fuckoffdude.why
>Mom comes home and tells me to cook dinner and buy groceries
Cont.

Interest.

Don;t be a cont. fag, you motherfucker.

somewhat interested

Greentext if you're going to, there'll always be people here to read it.

Interested.

I'm going to tell a story of something that happened to me now. Probably beats whatever OP's got.

Setup:

>6th grade
>Camp field trip
>Camp is for one school week
>Really want to go
>Heard all cool stuff about it
>Drive is 3 hours away from school
>Decide to go
>It's springtime

Onto the fun stuff:

>One night
>Need to pee
>Go to small bathroom outside cabin
>Piss in toilet, there's no urinals
>There's shit in the toilet
>Decide for some reason to not go to other stall
>Flush toilet
>It's not working
>Oh shit
>It's overflowing
>Decide it's a good idea to spam the flush
>Shit
>Shit
>Shit
>Previous occupant's feces starts overflowing from toilet
>MFW
>Start screaming
>Nobody comes
>Am frozen in terror as wet shit flows from toilet
>Toilet water is gushing
>touching my feet, for some reason I'm not wearing shoes
>SCREEEEEEEEE

Part 2:

>It's a camp
>Hiking of course
>5 mile hike uphill
>Everyone is miserable
>Chaperones are telling us to be 'positive' and 'enjoy the beauty of nature'
>Get to peak
>So tired
>Realize I have to hike downhill
>MFW
>Finally get back
>Legs feel like some things you'd see in a rekt thread happened to them
>10 mile hike that took 3 hours to complete
>Not alone in wanting to burn down the whole camp
>Never actually burned down the camp

By the way, this is an original story, but I have it saved to my computer so I can post it from time-to-time on threads like these.

Part 3:
Sickness starts spreading around the cabins like Ebola.
>Swear to fuck it's the quiche that did it
>I'll never look at quiche the same way again
>Hope I won't get sick
>SPOILER: I get sick
>Bus ride home
>Around an hour into the ride and I begin to feel like shit
>Sitting next to a girl who would be grossed out by a butterfly
>Let's call her 'Coconut Girl,' because she looks like one
>Stomach is stirring like a tornado
>Puke a bit on the floor of the bus (I don't have the window seat, so I don't puke on Coconut)
>Nobody notices
>Unleash a barrage of bile about a gallon in volume onto the bus floor
>People notice
>Bus is still moving, so the vomit slides around like a monster, lapping at people's feet
>The entire bus is thrown into chaos
>People screaming, Coconut girl dry heaving next to me
>MFW
>The worst smell ever
>Bus stops
>Chaperone I actually like gets to clean up the puke
>Feelsbadman
>'I'm so, so, sorry'
>'No, it's okay, user, I payed for this'

Some more shit goes down after this.

Part 4: The Final Reckoning

>After upheaving a huge amount of vomit I still feel like shit
>Bowels are loose
>Fart
>Not actual fart
>In reality, it's shit
>The bus isn't a fancy one, so there's no toilet for me to clean up in
>Still have an hour drive to go
>The shit is fermenting and cementing in-between my asscheeks.
>MFW
>Finally arrive at school Friday around 3:00
>Get off bus, aka the ride from hell
>Puke in a trash can quickly after getting off
>I remained sick for around 4 days afterwards
>I still blame the fucking quiche

And that's the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside-down.

Get a job.

OP you gay bastard, there better be some beast of a story coming.

I swear if this ends with "'bout tree fiddy" I will track you down and rape you.

Fuck this, I'm out

Cont.

>Alrighty then, I can do that
>I buy general stuff, milk, cereal
>Then I buy stuff for dinner
>Pinto beans, flour tortillas, sour cream, cheese, chuck and roast
>Can you guess what I'm making yet?
>Das right boys, burritos
>I prep ingredients, general stuff, heat cast-iron skillet for mashing of pinto beans, grounding meat blah blah
>After about two hours, dinner's ready
>Guess who's first up to get food
>Godfuckingdamnit.scroll
>Mother fucker can't gauge how much food can fit into a burrito
>Over fills and has to taco his burrito
>A large flour tortilla stuffed to the brim with the meat and bean mixture as well as sour cream and cheese
>No lettuce, no tomato, no avocado
>Asks me to fold it
>Tell him I can't, there's too much
This brat's 13 by the way, he can't do much for himself despite this
>Yells at me again
>Just leave me the fuck alone dude
>Tell him to how to fix his problem, then to leave me alone
>Doesn't do either of them
>He's attempting to eat said taco burrito
>Every thing's falling out like spaghetti
>Get's mad at me AGAIN
>Ffs
>Says it's my fault this is happening to him
>Shit won't stop falling out, sour cream is splashing off of his plate and onto the table
>God damn Nagasaki Mexican edition
>Tells me it's his fault he's failing school
>Bullshit.parchment
>Wait for mom to intervene because I don't want to aggravate the little shit even more
>She's to busy playing the new cod on her ps4 to bother
>God damn normie
>Tell him it's his own fault because he doesn't try
>Yells some more and throws his burrito taco at me
>Shit flies everywhere
>It looks like that one time I took a black light to his walls
>Mom then decides to turn around and get mad at ME for letting him throw it
>Can't do anything but clean it up and go to my room

It's been about 30 minutes later and people are acting like nothing happened. I can't really leave the house just yet because I'm still in high school.

No, it's just a short story of sorts of the last hour that is just one of the many "Fuck you's" I've been given by my family

Sorry man, still in high school. I do have a job, but three ap classes plus a job is hard, so I only work weekends

Yep, much MUCH, better than mine

what a shit fucking queer story
kill yourself you fucking useless cunt, and grow a pair of balls

Ok, so is your brother autistic or retarded?

you should underage with those insults, you niggercancerfetus

Oops

Neither, he's just a piece of shit who won't do anything unless it's to benefit himself

>being bullied and bossed around by your mom and a 13 y/o kid

Best insult rekt/10

Thank you, thank you. Went for college for that shit.

I'm 18, but am still in high school, I'm dealing with this shit so I can collect money for college from said parents

That's some great shit my dude

Based on what you've said about them so far, I wouldn't bank on them giving you fuck-all bro..