Should i an hero? would you an hero if this was your penis...

should i an hero? would you an hero if this was your penis? i feel like a should because if i ever managed to get to the point of having sex with a girl (which i never will, i'm a hugless virgin) she'd just laugh or run away. makes me strongly consider killing myself.

hard and soft, same dick

what is that like, 5 inches erect? that's pretty typical dude. go live your life and forget qbout it.

ur inglish is shit bru

sure it looks pretty funny flaccid but looks fine hard.

that's the same dick? fuck off

if it's the same dick, don't an hero
tell her that you've got a magic trick to show her then show her that you're a grower

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Flaccid means jackshit, growers are better anyway

idk probably, it used to be 6 but that was when i weighed 60 lbs less
it's called a meme tardbro
but if a girl were to see it, she'd see the micro version first ;-;
yup it is, taken like 30 minutes apart.

If this wasn't staged, imagine how that guy must have felt. Fucking roasties need to be gassed.

Commit sodoku
not same penis

don't let her see it til it's hard.

Got basically the same dick as you, and I get laid since i'm 15, I'm 26 now and I had more than 10 girls. So, your flaccid dick is not a problem.

definitely not the same. different skin tone, different sheets, no time stamp on hard dick.

If you're ignorant about the matter, shut the fuck up

my dick does the same thing
it's not even that small but when it's flaccid it's just nonexistent

That's still only like once a year.

Exactly.
OP needs to hurry up and an hero cause that limp dick won't get him anywhere in life.

I'm actually an expert. I look at penises all day long.

Well it includes long relationships and such.

same "sheet", it's two sided

skin tone must be different from friction

timestamp was on hard but it got cut out, sorry

post vid of growth, this is might actually be gold

how so?

Stop worshipping sex and sexual organs. Your duck functions just fine. Get over it. Life has greater depth to it than appearance of your penis.

still not convinced op. but it's ok. I'd blow you anyway.

you think that would work? it sounds funny but i doubt it would get her going.
this is the shit i'm terrified would happen.

Time stamp hard cock and we'll believe you

Agreed. Stream it live for us to see

yes please!

way harder when boned. girls digg hard menn

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i don't think i'll be able to get it hard again ;-;

OP you need to get an xxs chastity cage.

Cute penises like that should be locked up.

1.) You're fine while hard
2.) You underestimate the power of love and charm
3.) If you really weren't fine, toys are your friend; what's more important is confidence

I'm a guy.

OP's a liar
Who would have guessed

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i have the same issue as op.. im so small when soft but grown to an amazing length and girth

pic related.. completely soft

about an inch and a half

Got a small dick?
Your dick being small got you down?
Want to grow your dick 3-4 inchs well tobad you cant.
Want to die dont do what i did when i feel blue and sad that my dick is only 5 inches.
Step 1 Find a woman you want to fuck.
Step 2 Follow her aound for the month and keep track of her coming and goings with gps on her car.
Step 3 Drug her take her back to your home or the woods and rape her a few hundred times
Step 4 chop up body and burry it just 2 easy things cut it up and burry it and forget it
STEP 5 DOESNT MATTER HOW SMALL YOUR DICK IS WHEN YOUR RAPING HER AND BEATING HER FACE IN WITH YOUR FISTS OF STEEL
rape woman feel strong and in control no cost no fee no pills needed.

i'm clicking on this but the photo is only getting larger and its not bringing me to a place to find out how to enlarge my dick.

how am i a liar???

It's alright op a lot of people are growers rather than showers

and im a fat huy. i think fat guys get a bad rep for having small ones because the fat pad behind the dick is so big.. but we too can have giant fat cocks too

half hard...

2/?

at least try to post another time stamp
it would be greatly appreciated

did you also get circumcised between the soft and hard pic?

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post hard

Stop worrying about your cock and worry about your confidence.
>it's more of a turnoff than your less than average manhood

PREACH

3/?

sure

if he wasn't circumcised you wouldn't see his head when flaccid
t. uncutfag

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no???

i wouldnt know any better.
female and never slept with anyone uncut

10 girls, not ten times

can you post a legit hard pic please op?

Yeah please

get hard before you whip your dick out faggot, its called foreplay. you're dick actually looks like its above average in length. You're a grower, not a shower. who gives a shit? some guys are 5" soft and 5.5" hard. get over yourself and go find a bitch to fuck.

My dick is the same way.

>inb4 pics

My dick is known as a grower. Limp I'm 1-2 inches. Hard I'm about 5.5 inches. I know everything works because I've got 3 kids. Just find a girl who doesn't care. (Yes they are out there)

fucking fake, if you have that dick when heard, then what are you so afraid?

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Why not just turn gay instead, obv no girl will stay with you so find a real man to dom you

just take viagra before she see's it

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sorry meant to quote this guy

4/?

dont fret op yer dick can still impact bitches even if its small soft..

How did they manage to circumcise that? Or is it so underdeveloped it never grew foreskin? Shit I bet you have flippers for limbs

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OP, your dick is normal. go get out there and fuck a girl. foreplay is to get your dick hard before shit starts gettin' real.

Sorry I called you a liar OP,
holy shit thats cool.

Is the bottom set of eyes Pooty-poot?

you're fine. wouldn brag with it, but there's really no need to be embarrassed. just a normal dick, go fuck a hooker

Jesus fucking christ op. just post your real cock. the smiley face isn't even close to the same as the one on you little nub. who do you think you're fooling? also, if you're actually considering an hero, fucking don't. get that shit out of your head.

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i have all limbs and appendages (the one you could argue i don't have is a penis ;-;)
it never stays hard. it's fucking game over for me
yeah don't worry about calling me a liar

the offer still stands for me giving you head op

what is viagra

this is all you can hope for OP sorry

You do realize most europeans have it small when not in use. But even then who cares. If the women cares that much about it before letting it do its thing. Then she's not for you. Either way who cares

oh my fucking god you are so gucking skeptical. I redrew it because you could barely see the original smiley. There are two smileys. Jesus Christ dude. You really think there are two guys with the same exact comforter with the exact same lighting taking pics of their dick with smileys drawn on? Fucking think it through ffs

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thats why we use timestamp

I just wanted you to keep posting pics of your dick

>It never stays hard

Ill take "what is viagra" for 100

not samefag, I just strongly agree with this poster, well said.

YOU CAN'T FIT A TIMESTAMP ON THE TIP OF MY DICK IT'S TOO FUCKING SMALL

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>it's called a meme tardbro
(((((((((((((IT'S A MEME YOU DIP)))))))))))))

I like your cock op. I would play with you all day long.

just get fucked by guys instead

that'd make a cute sissy dick

what is paper
what is viagra
user's who aren't retarded and under stand that viagra and paper are things

5in, happened to me. no sex since.

fuck off, what i did is worth way more than a fucking timestamp. if you don't believe it at this point you're verifiably retarded
>what is viagra hurrrrr durrrrrrr
A FUCKING PRESCRIPTION DRUG IN THE UNITED STATES WHICH YOU HAVE TO GO TO A DOCTOR AND GET A FUCKING PRESCRIPTION YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID
also
>paying $35+ A PILL just to jerk off
lmfao you guys are fucking RETARDED

I wonder what exactly causes a small dick like OP's...

Nah. It's fine. Really want to fucking kill yourself over your dick?

go back to school summerfag

I'm pretty sure insurance would cover it. You do have insurance right?

mines looks the same bro im about three inches soft 7 1/2 hard my wife loves the dick bro I've even made her pass out from such an intense orgasm. just relax and find you a girl that is into you and it doesn't really matter just remember when you have an average dick you gotta know how to eat that pussy right.

insurances do NOT usually cover viagra as it is not a necessary medication (the health of the patient doesn't necessarily change with use of the drug)

>more than 10 girls
man, you're 26, on the internet, on Sup Forums bragging about this. keck

Mine goes inside of me like completely and only 2in hard, smaller than a bic lighter. Plus only have one testicle since birth = started growing little tits during puberty and on my way to finally becoming a woman. Don't anhero