ITT: Mandatory penis inspection stories

ITT: Mandatory penis inspection stories

Just had my first inspection at school today, honestly wasn't that bad but kind of strange I was the only student asked to go. What about you guys?

if you just had your first penis inspection, you're too young to be on Sup Forums
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I'm 21 in HS last year i can be here legally

Mandatory penis inspection? Wtf usa?

21 and still in high school?
how do you even manage to use a computer?

Seconded...
Wtf
> "FAIL" will be given for ALL shaved testicles

This cannot be true.

Nice job posting your school's name

it's shopped, nigger
downvoted the thread

17,000 student population so good luck doxing

No way this is real

is this the coveted "counter bait" I've heard so much of

>seniors who dont pass the test will not graduate

How exactly do you fail a penis inspection?!

nobody really fails, you just keep redoing it until you pass.

I've failed twice before.

>be me, 16
>first Friday at new school
>week has been going terrible, can't wait for it to end
>hear before school in the courtyard that they're doing penis inspections today
>fucking horrified, old school was private and didn't have to do the inspections
>had never shaved anything at this point
>woke up late that morning, didn't take a shower
>figure I can just ditch during lunch, get out of doing it
>class gets called to the gym over the intercom during 3rd period, before lunch
>literally sweating bullets walking to the gym
>go in the back of the line intentionally, trying to see if there is an exit I could sneak out of
>fucking gym coaches are standing there chatting by the only exit door
>eventually get to the front, thankfully everyone else was gone from the class
>have to drop my pants, a wave of ball smell hits me
>inspector lady visibly closes her eyes and backs off
>seems to just check quickly, sends me off avoiding eye contact

fucked with my self esteem, my stomach was in a knot for the next month. FUCK YOU U.S. PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM YOU FUCKING JEWISH PERVS

Do you gotta have like a really fucked up dick or what

Basically smegma = instafail. As long as you're hygienic you'll be fine.

>2nd Grade
>penis inspection day
>early in the morning so still pretty long
>feels good
>about to line up
>bully runs over and kicks me in the nuts
>nuts recede into my stomach
>the lunch lady reaches me
>"no balls?"
>tfw F+

Well a lot of places fail you for stupid shit, like that thing in OP's letter about shaved balls. My school did it backwards though, they'd take a shitload of points off your score if you DIDN'T shave

brutal man i'd fucking hate my school after that. Thankfully my inspection was done by the male nurse behind closed doors.

I failed penis inspection day. I hated school.

Its perfectly normal process, though I believe lots of schools don't do it now.

The nurse just does a quick visual and physical test, it only takes a minute or so.

Our coach used to do extra inspections for people on the team though, and he was a real stickler. It used to take ages, and everybody hoped they wouldn't fail. The lowest scorer had to do catch up sessions with him.

yeah if your penis is misshapen in any way you will most likely fail

Christ. I understand the smega part but sometimes I comes back fast for some guys. And , shaved balls?! If you wanna shave then shave , how the hell is that bad?

I hear that. Getting that big red "F" tattooed on the shaft was about the worst experience of my life

Yeah that's how it was at my school. Pretty much everyone just passed though. Kinda stupid really. Surprised to see we're still doing it.

Our county opted out of mandatory penis inspections, but Mr. McReilly always performed them on his class every 6 months.
When I finally squirted I got my first A+, I'll never forget it.

Beats me. The army is super strict about that shit though. Pubic hair must be between 1/8" and 1/4" in length, every time.

made this a couple years back. the RA found out because a roommate fell for it. luckily didn't get out of hand.

made this a couple years back. the RA found out because a roommate fell for it. luckily didn't get out of hand.

>penis inspection

what the fuck, why would they

wait im confused, do you work for your university or something?

This thread is excellent. I haven't seen a penis inspection thread this good for a long time

Maybe cutting it