Whats the quickest way to get laid?

Whats the quickest way to get laid?

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find a fat ugly chick or hire a prostitute

money or chloroform

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gay butt homosex in your mangina

rape

Money you dingus, the world runs on it

Without going to jail? Fly somewhere prostitution is legal and pay for it.

i got you user
PURE CONFIDENCE
also don't be a fuck-up and be interesting
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GF are trouble, one night are though to get, prostitute, erotic massage and strippers are the best. You need nothing else

Pay for it.
I fucked and 18 year old hooker and busted inside her a couple hours ago.
Kinda horny again so I'm gonna go nut inside another escort I know. She's 22. Not gonna shower first, just wash my junk.
Total cost for today is about $300.
I just feel like being a savage so why fuck around.

Be attractive and find a girl unhappy in her relationship.

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anyone ever used those ads in the back portion of the pages in the paper? how reliable are they? should you buy a burner for it or is that sketchy?

Stop fapping, work hard, get money.

Sauce on op gif?

Back alley rape sesh

Ask yer mom. I know she's up for it.

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don't be ugly

Level 100 speech.

And an amulet of +5 ice.

Oh looky there. I have just that...

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ask for it

My best friend did. She hosted and while he was in her apartment someone got into his car and stole a bunch of shit. He's pretty sure it was someone she knew because she kept texting while he was there.

>I'm such a cool dude that I pay hundreds of dollars for sex

/thread

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the quickest way is to go to bars on weekends and hit on ugly or fat girls.

i mean you can be a real fuckin autist but these girls are hungry for any dick.

its not quality, and it might be diseased, but you asked for quick pussy not good pussy.

be born female

idk but step 1 is definitely asking a bunch of virigins on the internet

I'm a transman and girls don't want anything to do with me
so there ya go

all the free dating sites, be nice to landwhales, look passable. once set up you should never take longer than few days max to get laid

The only virgins on Sup Forums are the fur fags and underage fags and religious fags. M8. Everyone here is normie as fuck now days.

she is myfairylove

Hookers and cocaine

sauce?

I saw an ad about a message outcall service. seemed sketch cause while i might be gettin some i dont want some nignog coming to my house that night and robbing me

massage*

name: myfairylove

This guy has the right idea. I knew a girl with a heroin habit. Wrap dick, give her a few dollars, fuck, go home. Nice system.

leaving Sup Forums

Nobody wants to deal with that level of mental illness. Maybe a mtf that still has a penis?

cocaine works
I can't believe how many chicks with daddy issues you can talk into doing coke and giving you a BJ when you're in a frat

inb4 making things up on the internet

This is legit. I doubt it happened to you, but it's a real thing

your anonymous disbelief just makes me appreciate it more

>Whats the quickest way to get laid?

That is the answer man has always had. Today I come to you with the answer. Head back to your primitive roots and you will understand. Neanderthals often ate enemies, raped women, and such. So the easiest way to get an answer for your issue would be simple. Live the ways of a caveman. Once you have mastered eating humans then you can feel free to rape any woman for you have mastered eating humans. Now go out there and rape women like a caveman.

As a dude in a long term relationship I can assure you, you'll be "paying hundreds of dollars for sex" no matter which strategy you choose.

Be nice and she will touch your benis

FASTEST speed, from wanting to get laid to actually getting laid:
If wanting to fuck a girl, backpage or some other site where hookers post. Be sure to check to make sure they have reviews to reduce mugging/stabbing risk.
If wanting to fuck a guy, craigslist. Especially if you claim to be straight, you'll have dudes wanting to fuck within minutes of your post going live.
The above assumes that you live in a large city and that you aren't really fucking picky about who you fuck.

If you have game, any club or bar late at night is an obvious place, but will still not be as fast as finding a quickie hooker or a dude wanting to give up his butt for some "straight" nerd.

If you're not in an absolute hurry, then dating sites work, adultfriendfinder, etc, as well as arrangementfinder type sites (normally cost as much as a hooker but you'll need to spend time messaging back and forth).
Strippers that hook on the side may seem great but will end up costing you a fuck load more than a straight up hooker, no matter what they tell you upfront.
EVEN faster would be knowing a street that streetwalkers are on, cheaper as well, but way way riskier in terms of cops, mugging/stabbing, and disease and/or niggers.

Shit like that happens all the time and hardly ever gets reported. It's easy money for a crackhead hooker and a pimp.

I'm just saying just cuz you're born female doesn't mean u'll get any bitches

>you'll be "paying hundreds of dollars for sex" no matter which strategy you choose.

that's just bullshit. sure anything you do costs money, but there are enough girls that you can just take out to dinner, let her pay her own food and then fuck her after watching movies at your place

Touche. Odds are probably better of just going to a legit message parlor and hoping they offer a happy ending

Those can be sketchy for sure.
You should always google hooker phone numbers or check their username on review sites. Normally if asked they'll give you their name on tna or wherever site as it's in their interest.
Anyone that doesn't have reviews is potentially looking to fuck you over.

Grapefruit, toothpaste, microwave, jerk off with shampoo.

Boom. There you have it.

not sure if these are things that can be mentioned on this board but are those a thing? i know BP had a escort page but they got rid of that.

>open internet
>go to local whore page
>pic one
>call
>door knock
>open door
>its whore ready to go
>fuck
literally you can get lain in 1 hour no excuse of being virgin any more

I was at a club with a friend a few years ago, I mentioned that I had a few hits of Extacy but that I had left them back at my place, 2 chicks had overheard me and very enthusiastically came up and "Did you say you had some ex!?"
I was fucking the 9/10 1 hour later, I let my friend have the 6/10.

BP still has escorts, they just removed the actual sections. The hookers still post in the normal woman looking for men section, in fact it's basically all hookers now.
I don't know the reasoning but I'm sure it's something like "lol we can't control who posts there, it's dating lol". Who knows? I'm sure i could google it but I'm lazy.
Anyhow, still there for sure, you can also google for other sites that have similar postings (you'll get a lot of garbage sites this way but you should still be able to figure it out. A lot of sites merely copy/paste various hooker ads to get clicks).

I'm not a hooker expert or anything but I did work for a lady while I was in college who did the backpage thing (was mainly craigslist back then before they cracked down) so I learned a lot about it.
The review sites on their own (there are two big major ones) have a crazy sub-community but they keep it "honest".

Still sketched about the outcall thing cause i dont wanna have to kill some nignog, but in her listing she offers b2b messages as well. im sure i could figure it out

tinder

live near tj?

Prostitutes

only correct answer

Yeah, i know it can be a little scary.
Like I said, make sure someone has actual reviews. Then once they do, read through them and make sure they're not full of "this chick robbed me" or "she brought niggers and they beat me up and stole my cat".
One thing at least about incall vs outcall is that cops typically won't be doing the outcall thing (imagine how inefficient that would be) but again, cops also wouldn't have reviews posted.

A decent option if you can afford it, would be to get a motel room and host them there. That way you aren't exposing where you live and where your vcr is.

be good looking

Got any info on where to find reviews? imtrynafuk (at) guerrillamail.biz

I wouldnt mind the bitch knowing where i live if she were legit but its the *what if* of it all

act edgy , bitches love guys like that ,especially if you got a katana , i dont know how many times thats got me laid.

this
just make a tinder, okc or pof account

This. It's all that matters after age 18

Do you have her phone number?
Or her ad?
If you have her number, you can use that to find the review - it's literally just putting the phone number in google. She may even have something like "tna verified" in her ad.

I can shoot you some sites tho, no big deal.

I got her number on the ad so ill try that

>alcohol
>tinder
>bars

Whenever I'm in the mood I use one or some of the above. Im a decent looking guy so that probably helps.

wizard making six figures here
how do i convert money into sex without prostitution?

Where do you find these escorts? Craigslist?

back page

A few years ago I would have said paying for a whore was pathetic. Well, "things happened" in my life, including a realization of the fact that religious delusion was controlling me. I wouldn't pay more than $125. But I'm not Charlie Sheen either. If you're a 25+year old virgin, with no prospects. Go for it. Be cautious. Don't be impulsive. If you're real horny, fap before you meet up.

you can get laid literally 30 mins from now. find a hooker online, drive over, stop by a bank machine, SEX

lower your standards and be willing to go whaling.

Ive found some postings that seem to be coming from her, but no actual reviews from potential customers. red flags oooor? says calls are screened for her safety and must be done several hours in advance

Find a dude on craigslist.
girls dont wanna fuck you, but guys on craigslist will suck your dick like no girl ever will.

Sounds like a sting nigger.

>go to atm before bar
>make sure you have plenty of cash in checking so it displays on the receipt
>put receipt in pocket
>go to bar, attempt to chat up a girl
>at some point, pretend to get a call, say you have to go, but you'd love to talk to her, and quickly jot your number down on the back of atm receipt
>she may think you seem goofy/weird/creepy, but once she absent mindedly looks at the back (front) of the atm receipt and sees the dollars..
>enjoy getting a text, enjoy your sex
YOU ARE WELCOME

>Find a dude on craigslist.

This.

Tons of guys on Craigslist who aren't picky and will happily suck your dick and swallow. They won't try to talk you into sucking or fucking them, they won't gab, they won't ask for money.

You just show up, whip it out, they suck and swallow, then you leave.

Like I was saying above, there are several sites that just copy/paste hooker ads (probably for ad revenue? I'm dumb so.. ). So they likely take her legit ad and then it gets spammed other places without her even knowing or trying.
Look for sites with actual reviews - you'll know you're at a real one when they want you to login and shit to find out actual details (but you don't need that, you merely need to make sure they ARE actual reviews).
Like if some chick has reviews going back a year, chances are pretty much zero that it's an ongoing police sting - you'd also see messages on forums indicating that was the case using her phone number.
Stings are rare so I wouldn't jump to that conclusion, far more likely to be nigged than cops.

Good plan.

If you don't have lots of money in the bank or don't want her to see your real account number, JUST PRINT A FAKE ATM RECEIPT.

This x 1000
It's literally as easy as making a post. Craigslist is crawling with dudes, especially dudes into "straight" guys.

i feel dirty just reading that
maybe that's why i'm single

In fact, I'm going to do this right now.

Also screening calls is pretty normal, and is actually a good thing.
You should be using a burner phone btw, not your actual cell. Or at least using an app that gives you a throwaway number.

you get married to a shallow whore

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>stop by a bank machine, SEX

Sex with a bank machine is so cash!

doesn't the sex stop as soon as the marriage begins?

It also works with just stealing receipts from the bin outside the atm. It's a really really fucking old trick, like decades at least.
I remember some friend of my dad's telling me how to do it when I was 12 or something ridiculous.
(not sure if it even works now but thought it sounded funny)

damn. its even hard just to pay to get fucked. cause then you might just get fucked by uncle sam or robbed by niggers.

Get off Sup Forums.