Steak is pronounced "stake"

>steak is pronounced "stake"

Why is English so retarded?

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>cough
>tough
>through
>though
>thorough

>lead
>lead
>lead

>colonel is pronunced "kernel"

kek

but it is like stead

you just don't get it

I asked myself that same question throughout school, and still ask myself that same question today
Then again, I also ask myself, "Why is Spanish so retarded," and, "Why is German so retarded?"


Why are human languages so reatarded?

looks like you're missing one there m8

Isn't it pronounced "steik", and snake is pronounced "sneik"?

>sixths

>a mexican calling a language retarded

Mexican accents in both English and Spanish are the worst I've ever heard.

>tortilla is pronounced "tortiya"

Why is Spanish so retarded?

It isn't

Where I come from, people say "tortía". Pronunciation varies depending on the region.

Believe it or not English is not an installable language, but one that was and is in a constant state of evolution depending on where its spoken

>he doesn't have an insane amount of homophones in his language

L M A O

BTFO
I pronounce Spanish at work the Argentine way where "ll' is a "sh" sound to troll the Mexicans and Salvadoreans.
How do you feel about Computadora vs. Ordinator? Do you find computadora lazy?

all languages are constantly evolving, not just english

Mexican isn't retarded, Catalan dialects are, they're cringeworthy in football commentary

That was the point, you can't compare snapshot images of them

liutennant "leftennent"

The colonel from Worcestershire enjoys the cacophany emitted by his choir of sixty squirrels.

Good pronounciation practice.

No thank you, I'd rather just burp, do a horrendous spit or speak French

British English is so effeminate and gay. Americans pronounce it "LOOtennent.

The fuck is this shit!?

Car hood = Bonnet
Truck = Lorry
Car trunk = Boot

>ordinator

>English is pronounced Inglish

>Kansas is pronounced Kansas
>Arkansas is pronounced Arkansaw
I don't understand, why would you do this
Also, why do people say "cajones" when talking about balls? It's "cojones", "cajones" means chests or dressers

It is actually pronounced "steik"

Thorough should not be there because it's the same as though.

Came in to say this

What do you say then, tortiλa?

English should switch to Shavian

the point is that "stake" is also pronounced /steik/

>Vosotros

it's a bastard language consisting of many languages (latin, greek,etc) and conflicting laws.


it's the Java of languages

What the mighty fuck is even BEGINNING to be happening here?

It's a fair cop

English is a mess
youtu.be/tfRSvTSY0d4

George Bernard Shaw made a bequest to fund a simplified phonetic script for the English language. You'll sometimes find versions of his work with parallel texts in Shavian.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shavian_alphabet

sounds more like python

T B H

The proper way to spell the Amerixan pronounciation of lieutenant is "luuthenänt"

Best Aemircan dialect hands down was the antebellum aristocracy. Britfags got hard ones for southern belles.

>daddy longlegs

JUST

Nailed it.

Computers literal translation is ordenador. Sudacas just took an anglo word and add adora to make it Spanish. As always they are retarded

Usually when a language adopts a foreign word, they either change the spelling to match the pronounciation, or they change the pronounciation to match the spelling.

English does neither, truly is a retarded language but I am forced to use it to be able to communicate with other people on this tibetan tapissery website.

stop

>mfw american barbarians pronounce "mayor" as "mayer" not "mare"