We all have secrets Sup Forums... You know what to do

We all have secrets Sup Forums... You know what to do.

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I fucked ny best bro's ex a week after they broke up, just because i knew it was easy pussy and amazing one too

wasn't disapointed with the sex, just hope she never tells anyone

Fonger car back of friends Mom.

I gave my ex girlfriend HIV knowing my traitorous best friend would try and fuck her right after we broke up. Cash was so shit

there's some kind of a plot being hatched inside my large intestine as i type this. i don't know what it is planning but i will inform this thread of any developments

I want to visit a public shower after the location closes and take a long carefree shower and do whatever I want... I'd never go with people there

Anyone know how I can make this happen?

I came in my mouth earlier today.

I feel like i have better nuts when i jerk it rather than doing it with my gf

I just found out I was probably cucked. Want to kms and kill the chick.

i've raped close to 20 people

1 guy, about 19 girls

1 was my little sister'
1 was my current gf
7 were random street rapings where i never got caught
the rest were dates/friends

one time i was just outside jacking off. live in a busy chicago street. girl caught me jacking off in my alley. i chased her down and tore her clothes off and raped her brutally righht there down the alley

at least 10 people must have stopped to watch
im a sick motherfucker

i am starting to seduce children now and have been able to rape 1 13 year old girl as she came out of jr high down my street

Pics or ur lying

strory?

You're not sick of this shit yet?

proofs?

I've seen three homeless junkies OD and die in an empty lot near my house. I don't bother calling 911. I'm glad to see them gone.

Me and my cousin fucked when We were younger, i was fucking my friends ex, ive moved on to a diff girl im trying to have an actual relationship with but she still wants to fuck, and she doesnt know about the other girl.

Bullshit master, top tier fakery

>motherfucker Sup Forums hand this type of shit over to the police

Sure

mom fgonger car friend

I'm gonna kill myself soon and nobody can stop me. Anybody who has ever been suicidal and was talked out of it was never really suicidal and wanted attention :^)

Regulary go to friend house suck eachothers dicks.I usualy feel disust at gay shit and heterosexual but whem is his dick it doesnt look that bad.We have talk this over and agree that we are gay with eachother and still friends.No one knows besideshim and I

And I am heterosexual*

Have a fiance that broke up with me, we're dating again after 3 months of not seeing each other.

Love her to death but she's fucking crazy and i'm just leading her on at this point because she's so invested in the realtionship but I'm trying to do me, don't know why I agreed to date her again, in too deep at this point, she's gonna get hurt in the next few days since i'm just gonna leave her... fuck it, sex wasn't the best anyways.

i'm an alcoholic and gutter junkie and it's the only thing that makes me happy. i've finally found a wonderful boyfriend who wouldn't ever hurt me and does everything for me and i constantly criticize him because he isn't as smart as me. he's the best thing in my life, but i'm still self destructing and i don't know how to let go of the things that have hurt me. i thought i did, but i was just pushing it down and hiding it. sometimes i don't know if i don't want to ruin my life. i don't really care about myself but there's something holding on, keeping me from killing myself or i would have already done it, and i would still be on dope. wish i knew what it was. maybe it's my cowardice

>I am heterosexual
I dunno about that dude

a true hero

I was just chewing on a rubber band and accidentally swallowed it

it was weirdly salty and I don't know what that's from

hot actually

My hero

i wanna shoot you up
let you know the greatest pleasure and escape you'll ever feel in your miserable 9 to 5 life

Don't forget to live stream it faggot :^)

I knocked up my brothers wife a few years ago. He thinks it is his child. I started to hookup with his wife again 2 months ago.

-Be me (17)
-Best friend (15) and me get really drunk
-Start watching porn
-Some gay shit pops up
-We both have massive boners
-Grab each other's cocks through shorts and start rubbing
-Things lead to things, end up with an ass full of cum and a drained ballsack
-Best night of my life

Chek'm
Dont know dude,as i said gay shit kills my dick and i like chiks
Also i am not atracted to this friend its just that I dont mind,we do it for the felling more than anything.both virgens also

Now I feel bad lol You should seek some professional help

I am a male married to a woman and I have fucked/fooled around me more males than females. We have an open relationship but she doesn't know I use it to hookup with men. Am I gay?

bro that shit can wrap around your intestines if it's a larger kind.

Fake.
That's not how it happens.

>that shit can wrap around your intestines
how does it get outside my intestines

I shave my taint and balls with my stepdaughters razor. She leaves it in the shower. I also put come on her toothbrush.

I was able to temporarily take my old highschool teacher's panties and nutted so hard.

kill yourself

I killed the pope twice

>inb4
Yes the same pope

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Go away CIA.

keep us posted, user, and log speed.

I want to put my penis inside my gfs ass as she is shitting

>Am I gay?

.....yeah? I mean, bisexual at the very least

Growing up with my stepsister, I always had fantasies of her. She was always really uptight. Never even saw her in bra or undies. I think that's part of what made me want her so bad. The mystery. I used to jack off to thoughts of her all the time. I still feel guilty to this day and wonder if I should confess or just keep it a secret to my grave.

fuck you Trump

i was visiting relatives in the USA a few years ago. i fucking stabbed a homeless guy cause he sked me for money. only stabbed him once but he died according to the morning news the next day. no one found out it was me obviously.

My father hates and has disowned my younger stepbrother for coming out as gay and dressing as a woman. What he doesn't know is that every weekend when we were kids I'd fuck his ass or have him blow me every time I had a boner. My neighbor and I even double teamed him. He always seemed to want it, but I can't deny that we definitely contributed to his utter gayness.

Also, I sometimes crave anal stimulation, thanks to that same neighbor boy.

Whenever I see rekt threads, I always imagine that shit happening to people I love and it makes me feel like shit. I never type anything in the rekt threads, I dont want to be a pussy about it, but it still fucks me up. I love my gf a lot, and we're getting married soon. Just thinking of something like that happening to her fucks me up.

I'm into latex, breathplay, teasing, and electrostim. Earlier, I rolled in an "eat your own cum" thread and my number came up to do it. However, I want Sup Forums to decide how I cum. Combine whatever options:
1. Use vibrator on cock.
2. Use breathplay hood.
3. Use electrostim.
4. Use fleshlight while wearing a condom.
5. Fap to porn.

I piss in my friends sink when I visit their houses.

use vibrator on cock

i am 35 years old.
i got married when i was 27 years old.
i fucked approximately 150 girls in my entire life.
about 145 of them i fucked after i turned 28.
you do the math.

It shall be so. Thanks; now I can carry that out and then go the fuck to bed!

You got serious game, you cheating bastard.

Fucking DRUMPF

not the proudest thing for me to admit.
but a lot of those girls were just in it for the money. in other words, they were whores. there's no way i could find the time to fuck 145 normal girls. wife doesn't know anything. i plan to keep it that way. and if it means anything, i stopped fucking girls on the side. i think the curiosity subsided after 120 girls.

parents used to look after neighbours daughter from when she was a toddler
when she was 10 she would regularly stay over our house cause her parents would travel for work, one night had to help her with homework. Brought out her laptop and left it out when she went to bed
check browser history
>how to suck cock tutorial
>how to masturbate tutorial
>does cum taste good
See opportunity arise, waited one night for her to come in while I was strategically fapping it in the den, ask if she wants to give me a hand, she jerks me to completion without saying a word

Did you ever cum inside any of them? Any pregnancies? I kind of have a thing for anonymous sex, user breeding, etc.

>Be me 14 years old
>Niece 9 years old (Mom had me when she was like 40)
>In Living room/bedroom
>Niece sleeping on bunk bed in fetal position on her left side.
>I see this, and I can also see her fantastic ass with her just in her panties.
>Think this may be my only chance to get pussy anytime soon. I was really horny, I wanted to know, no, NEEDED to know what a vagina felt like fully wrapped around my 14 year old cock.
>Sit on bunk bed just staring at her body. There was other people there but not paying
any attention to where me and my niece were. I thought I would be able to get at least 1-2 thrusts without waking her up or anyone noticing.
>Go up next to her in the same position like I'm about to spoon her.
>See her panties and part of her pussy lips poking out.
>I went and moved her panties to the side slightly so I can enter her.
>Dick is diamond hard
>Contemplate what I'm about to do and potential consequences

man, as an ugly virgin, please give me some advice

ugh

no, sorry to disappoint.. never came inside any and always made sure to use protection (except for BJs)... I'm a piece of shit, but even so i didn't want to give wife any STDs.....

Good on ya for that, at least. Any of those encounters get kinky?

you may think you're ugly, but you can work on your external features. you can always lose weight. wearing glasses with thick black rims may help to make your face look nicer. have money (you can be ugly and money will cover for many defects). pay for the girls (dont' be fucking cheap). wear cologne. say nice things to the girls ("hey, that's a really nice dress, i'm really digging it"). and last but not least, if you're not seeking a relationship and just looking to get laid, then get a nice hooker. there's not much to it.

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How's he a traitor if he waited until you broke up with her?

(Continued)

>Attempt to enter her pussy slowly with my rock hard dick.
>I get to her pussy lips, my dick is just on her pussy lips but not actually in her pussy yet.
>All I could feel was warmth. Warmth just on the head/tip of my dick.
>mfw when trying to go deeper and she starts moving.
>Quickly move from up under her, leaving her panties in the position I moved it.
>I'm at the end of the bed when she's still waking up.
>There's something next to me on the floor where I decided to frantically fiddle with pretending I'm busy with it.
>She lifts her upper body looking at me with a very worried confused looking face.
>sheknows.jpg
>I return a confused looking face like I didn't know what was going on.
>my heart was beating really fast, Like I'm fucked.
>When what felt like forever, she finally went back to sleep.
>mfw when she knows but I got away with it

i had one massage girl that was 21 years old, petite, tight body, small tits, but the best fucking ass i've ever laid my hands upon... and tattoos in many places of her body. she would not for the life of me do anything with me other than massages... and she did the same to all her clients. the most anyone ever got with her was a handjob.... and she had a bitchy, "i'm superior to you" sort of attitude... after repeating many times with her and opening up to her (i really, really worked on her for months) i finally get her to give me a blowjob. i can't describe how amazing it was to finally have this bitch put my dick in her mouth...

but for the life of me she wouldn't let me fuck her!!! long story short, after much and much work and effort (i was just really nice to her) i say let's fuck and she lets me do it. her pussy was so tight it was amazing. funny thing is she was not a loose girl, so she really didn't fuck around. the tattoos gave me the impression that she fucked around, but she really had not gotten any for a long time. she (not i) came buckets when i fucked her...

I have sex with one of my coworkers and were both guys. Im not open about to anyone but hes openly gay (im bi but would never date a guy myself).

I have a 50-75 tabs of acid at my parent shouse that have been there for 3 years. Last time i went over there they werent where i hid them (between the cover of a dr suess book). My parents wouldve brought it up to me if they found it.. we did just move houses though so.. i really have no idea where they went

You can get STDs even if you use a condom. You might wanna get tested, user

All my co-workers have sex with eachother except for me :(

(contined)

>I got away with it, but there's an aftermath.

She now has a fetish with incest. Before I've searched her iPad's history and there was first a search on google. "Rape videos" after that there would be entries of websites like xvideos or xnxx with search terms of just "Forced" "brother forces sleeping sister" "brother fucks sleeping sister" "brother fucks sister", etc. She forgets to delete her history. Literally just recently she was using my phone for a few hours and when I got it back I immediately went back to check the history, those exact search terms were there. This was a few years after it happened. I saw it as good in a way because I really want to fuck her, she's older now and she got some titties and a fat ass, she's thick af.

Only advances I've made on her is grabbing her ass, and she seems not to have any problem with it except playful "Stop haha", I've even grinded my dick up on her this one time when she called me over to see something out the window, I was fully and purposely pressing my slowly growing hard dick on her ass, there as a good 20 seconds of silence, I had to stop myself, I thought she would of stopped me. Anyways there's the story.

thanks man. got tested. luckily--and i mean somehow scumbags survive shit like this--i have no STDs. and i stopped doing this shit.

i wanna suck on your lollipop

Fuck you, it's going out of my way and doing things for dickwads like you that got me into this situation. If I can't go a day without being reminded of how naive and disposable I am, then you shouldn't be able to entertain yourself with my pain. Tough tits.

nope thats gonna come out... people cant shut the fuck up.....

hide in closet.. make sure you can get out though

I actually sympathize with Assad and Kim Jong-Un, and feel that both of them are just on the receiving end of the West's propaganda war. Iran and Russia, too; neither of those countries have invaded anyone, or really pose as serious a threat as the U.S.

It's a 'secret,' because my family just takes news at face-value, and would disown me if they knew how I felt. I read a lot more than they do, though.

cuz ur gf is fat n ugly

this is really dumb, but i like it

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Computer Love

Thats bush league. Check out this guys youtube channel f you really want to know what happened on top of all that youtube.com/watch?v=rCTzFNrsKns&t=323s

that's from a holocaust denier website and north korea is a dictatorial shithole that's worse than russia. iran used to be ok and who knows about syria.

youtube.com/watch?v=rCTzFNrsKns&t=323s

Backed up with sources from emails and many others.. The picture sourtve has it wrong. Look at the channel is sent you.

18. Started bedwetting not too long ago. My parents don't know yet, or at least I don't think they do - telling them soon so I can go to the doctor. Don't want to be wetting the bed when I go to college and live in a dorm room so.

ha dude, you got me. for a second i thought you were serious.

>going through divorce
>no children so i think it's going to be a nothing thing
>she starts losing funds so she's gunna get anything she can grab
>she wants my car
>Mercedes-benz
>oh hell no
>my lawyer is talking to her lawyer to figure out when to schedule next mediation
>got to do something
>get Sup Forums to just throw out some ideas for me to do cause they are not my personal army
>Sup Forums advises me to hack her email and social media
>"i'm not really a hacker, guys"
>genius user says "did she ever use your computer? passwords might still be saved in browser."
>holyfuckingshit.jpg
>instant access to her 2 gmail accounts, facebook, linkedin, everything
>change all passwords and unlink phone from facebook so she can't recover
>wait a second, what's this?
>her android phone and tablet linked to gmail accounts
>remotely wipe and lock tablet, then phone
>her lawyer can't get in touch with her

so that was last week
bitch ain't gunna take my car

>north korea is a dictatorial shithole
Precisely what you've been told.

>I am the andy sixx log of shit poster

kek if you dont want to look at the sources fine, but theyre from the emails that were leaked so its not my problem you dont want to analyze them. The emails said what they said. Take it or leave it but dont deny it.

this

I really want to suck a dick right now