A gazillion metal subgenres

>a gazillion metal subgenres
>only three are good
EXPLAIN THIS

Let me guess. Those three are atmospheric black, doom and progressive.

obviously u fuckin weeb

You got 1 sorta right, I didn't split black metal into sub sub genres.
Want to try again?

you meant drone, sludge and black metal

you mean one and doom

What's that genre of metal that sounds like shoegaze or dream pop?

and Death because Symbolic is a perfect album

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black gays?

a lot of black metal variants
tremolo is the best guitar technique

>a gazillion
>trad, doom, power, thrash, death, black, prog, folk
anything else is either an extension/fusion or not metal at all

i love black gays. for some reason i am just so attracted to that style

Thanks for the helpful pic, user. May our lord and savior Kevin Shields bless you in your life

Ok what's a folk metal album that isn't a fusion genre?

Nah, it's just Old School Death Metal that's good. It's not that the other genres are bad or anything, but OSDM does such a good job of delivery certain things in the realm of music that it ends up becoming the only genre of it worth listening to.

My man

>tfw born too late to be socially awkward with Kevin Shields

Additionally, how do you justify listing death and prog as distinct genres but not say, sludge or stoner?

You're right, but doom metal too. And black metal. And sludge. And drone. And heavy metal. And prog.

Industrial Metal?
Metalcore?
Grindcore?
Drone Metal?
Gothic Metal?

not metal
you're right, I listed that one without thinking

one of the worst genres in all music

>not metal
how?

well it's not metal, i guess we have to agree to disagree

>well it's not metal
how?

He was just parroting and hoping someone else would defend his non-existent point for him.

>Industrial
EDM
>*core
Not metal
>Drone
Doom
>Gothic
I don't know what this is, but sounds gay af

Because metalheads tend to be aspergersy fucks, the need to categorize everything makes sense

metal fagets btfo t b h f a m i l y

>>Industrial metal
>EDM
as much as metal

>>*core
>Not metal
how?

>>Gothic
>I don't know what this is
then why are you even replying?

I guess we have to agree to disagree.

only atmo black and tech death are good

what about categorizing bleeps and bloops

>progressive metal

you'll have to tell me what the other two are

EDM and IDM are still the biggest categorical follies I've ever seen.

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