Why don't you own a Rolex Sup Forums?

Why don't you own a Rolex Sup Forums?

they are shit

way too expensive for what i can get knock off for or timeX

Because my smartphone tells time and gets bitches

im not rich

they're just a good way to pick up gold diggers
you can buy a lot of hookers for the price of a rolex

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Bitch I can hardly afford an Iron Man watch

Ruined forever by Basketball Americans.

Just like Cadillac.

And Democracy.

They made their best watches preWWII when they were still a British company.

>Ruined forever by Basketball Americans.

They don't buy them. And can't afford them.

21st century ...... why the fuck would I want an analog watch that costs an arm ?

I'd rather buy a cool digital watch for 1% of that price and party with the rest of the money.

Graff Watches are fucking beautiful

Because a $30 watch does the same

seiko's get more women

More like:
>Why don't you own Elton John's Rolex Sup Forums?

Sssshhh nobody's supposed to acknowledge that for some reason.

>falling for the rolex meme

My phone already tells the time and automatically adjusts for daylight saving.

I own 7.

Why would I keep track of wasted time?

Too deep.

Wheel of fortune model?

I will be needing 1 soon... the big clock is under construction... idk how to twll time now just like everyone else.. busses are coming on random times now.. the taxi meters go all wacko.. we need that clock..