fuck you Sup Forums. fuck you and your fucking bullshit.
>be me, kissless virgin >trying to become a normie for once in my life >getting /fit/ >decide to open up a tinder account >after a few days get a nice 7.5/10 >chatting all day, all is going well >talking about setting up a date >she tells me we might be able to come back to get place afterwards if it goes well >might actually lose my virginity after all these years of my autism keeping me back >diamonds/10 >start chatting about what sexual stuff we're into >she's kinky, wants to be tied down and shit, im loving this shit >no nudes yet >asks if i'm circumcised at some point >autismengaged.dll >ask her with complete seriousness "yeah, are you?"
she thought i was joking, but i persisted, you know why? because I FUCKING FORGOT GIRLS DONT HAVE DICKS
FUCK YOU Sup Forums WITH YOUR FUCKING TRAP SHIT. I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT. I WATCHED PORN TODAY AND THERE WAS A TRAP IN IT. IT DIDNT EVEN OCCUR TO ME UNTIL I CAME. FUCK YOU.
Jackson Robinson
kek
Brody Edwards
Doublekek
Cameron Young
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Aaron Gomez
witnessed based trips
Gabriel Myers
so your gay?
Caleb Green
Czeched
Cooper Martinez
best green text ever.
Mason Ramirez
YOU FUCKS DID THIS TO ME. WHEN I SAW A TRAP POP OUT OF NOWHERE BEFORE Sup Forums, ID FUCKING STOP WATCHING. BUT NOW, I JUST FUCKING DONT CARE.
Benjamin Robinson
ahhh my sides
Cooper Turner
but did you still fuck her?
Matthew Parker
NO. SHE FUCKING BLOCKED ME.
Julian Wood
kekd so much
Joseph Price
Well? What did she say?
Austin Martin
oh. my god
Brayden Collins
I'm a virgin too. It's ok! You're not alone.
Luke Green
This is gold, please include me in the screencap. >this is result of years of trap porn
Evan Cooper
This just might be.....The Greatest Thread of All Time.
Jacob Johnson
inb4 r/Sup Forums
Jordan Evans
SCREEN SHOTS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN (also include me in the screenshot too pls)
William Torres
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John Phillips
Biggest load of bullshit ever. Shows that you're all just a bunch of underaged children by the fact you actually fall for this.
Lucas Phillips
I REALIZED THAT MY AUTISM ISNT GOING TO LET ME GET ANYWHERE, SO I FUCKING DELETED TINDER AFTERWARDS. FUCK YOU Sup Forums. YEARS OF FUCKING TRAPS RUINED ME.
Cameron Long
That's what you get for liking traps, you fucking faggot.
