>user, have you penetrated anyone yet?
User, have you penetrated anyone yet?
TRVE RVMEN BREVD
I have many, many hairless Semitic catamites.
no and at this point I doubt I ever will
there are girls from Narbo to Thebes who cry the name user at night
user, when's the last time you had a woman who wasn't crying or demanding payment?
Did you keep the mocking of their one true god to an appropriate minimum?
Well, that one time, in Egypt...
She was a bit of a screamer, though.
of course, and so have my baboons
> ywn have baboons
>tfw you accidentally murder your slavegirl waifu's lover
>kill him like a savage
>she eventually takes your dick and loves you
how the fuck did this happen
no, literally my penis erect doesn't fit into a women. It's like 3in long
From the man himself:
"Of course, your best method for pleasing a woman is the warm, beating heart of an enemy. I mean, women'll say they don't like it, but they do. Makes them wet as October. "
You dirty little pervert!
Do sheep count?
Only if you're Welsh.
Yes, I've had 2 virgins so far.
>that insecure look in their eyes when they start undressing
>their face when you start fucking them and you can tell that it hurts
>that moment when they realize that they are a women now and start acting more confident
>that hunger for more after you fucked them a second time
Virgins are pretty cool m8
...
>baboons
>Male baboons and squirrel monkeys sometimes gesture with an erect penis as both a warning of impeding danger and a threat to predators.
>tfw no kindhearted octavia sister to sex and chat with afterwards
Name a single predator a squirrel monkey can threaten I'll wait.