User, have you penetrated anyone yet?

>user, have you penetrated anyone yet?

TRVE RVMEN BREVD

I have many, many hairless Semitic catamites.

no and at this point I doubt I ever will

there are girls from Narbo to Thebes who cry the name user at night

user, when's the last time you had a woman who wasn't crying or demanding payment?

Did you keep the mocking of their one true god to an appropriate minimum?

Well, that one time, in Egypt...
She was a bit of a screamer, though.

of course, and so have my baboons

> ywn have baboons

>tfw you accidentally murder your slavegirl waifu's lover

>kill him like a savage
>she eventually takes your dick and loves you

how the fuck did this happen

no, literally my penis erect doesn't fit into a women. It's like 3in long

From the man himself:

"Of course, your best method for pleasing a woman is the warm, beating heart of an enemy. I mean, women'll say they don't like it, but they do. Makes them wet as October. "

You dirty little pervert!

Do sheep count?

Only if you're Welsh.

Yes, I've had 2 virgins so far.

>that insecure look in their eyes when they start undressing
>their face when you start fucking them and you can tell that it hurts
>that moment when they realize that they are a women now and start acting more confident
>that hunger for more after you fucked them a second time

Virgins are pretty cool m8

...

>baboons
>Male baboons and squirrel monkeys sometimes gesture with an erect penis as both a warning of impeding danger and a threat to predators.

>tfw no kindhearted octavia sister to sex and chat with afterwards

Name a single predator a squirrel monkey can threaten I'll wait.