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>FAQ and abbreviations and helpful links
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>How to set up fresh 365s
imgur.com
>/bet/ Advice
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>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
aussportsbetting.com
>Essential Reading
pastebin.com
>Official /bet/ bookie
pornhubcasino.com
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Who carries the flip NCAA soccer games? Only mara?
Badly need discord link.
kys
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>Warriors at home lose to Rockets
>Clippers blow out cavs 20 points despite being absolute garbage recently and losing to nets, pacers, pistons all 3 in a row just before the cavs game
Rigged.
>Lets make the clippers beat the cavs and then it wont be such a big deal when the cavs win the finals again
Rigged.
>Middle tier teams aren't shit - ha ha - Rockets are still worth your time, see, they beat the warriors at home! Harden isnt a joke without Howard - ha ha
Rigged.
>Mavericks were beating the spurs by a fair bit early on, they arent complete shit - ha ha
Rigged.
>X team is really hitting their stride with this super cool winning streak
>loses next match
Rigged.
>X team has been losing over and over and over and now faces a team thats about even win losses
>suddenly stops sucking cock and pulls through a win
Rigged.
Your rigged
Top notch addition to the thread there Straya.
I made 50 bucks betting on the Rockets so everythings fine.
are you retarded
No you didnt, because that would be a shit bet. They werent even given good odds.The whole team is Harden and hes like a 7/10, they have been absolute ass for like 2 weeks.
Is it better to bet on basketball or footy (soccer for you amerilads)
>betting on sketty
BUNDALIGA INFORMATION FOR TODAY
1. Bundesliga
20:30 1. FSV Mainz 05 - Bayern München
Bayern -2 AH
Bayern are out for blood, especially since Mainz won at Munich last year.
Robben and Ribéry seem to be fit.
2. Bundesliga
18:30 Hannover 96 - 1. FC Heidenheim 1846
Hannover SW
3rd against 4th, Heidenheim being the meme team of the season and Hannover being just about as strong as expected, being a relegated side.
18:30 FC St. Pauli - 1. FC Kaiserslautern
St. Pauli 0.0
St. Pauli are D U E (I've been thinking this the last few weeks and always got burnt, so I guess stay away)
18:30 Karlsruher SC - SpVgg Greuther Fürth
Fürth 0.0
Karlsruhe are in a slump and Fürth looked decent with their new coach last week.
3. Liga
>betting on third tier german football
18:30 Jahn Regensburg - Rot-Weiß Erfurt
-
Erfurt are a notoriously bad away team, other than that I got nothing.
19:00 Preußen Münster - Chemnitzer FC
Münster 0.0
Preußen Münster are on the up after a terrible start to the season, while Chemnitz play well with some bad performances in between. I personally think this will be a draw, but I slightly favour Münster.
19:00 SG Sonnenhof Großaspach - SV Wehen Wiesbaden
Sonnenhof have not been playing well for weeks now, but Wehen is a complete wildcard.
If I was a gambler (:^)) I'd bet Wehen 0.0.
Also:
Istanbul Basaksehir to win the Turkish League this year. They are Erdogan-supported.
Can the Sup Forums janitor please get a life and stop banning me.
PS: ease sports inc
Is this thread really happening?
Alright lads, what's the college football play today
>Badly need discord link.
Halp.
lost 4 bets in a row.
NOT happy with myself rn.
Here friendo discord.gg
>/bundes/
this is /bet/ lad
hence the degenerate part
100€ on GOAL Napoli - Inter.
Easy 157€
Looking decent so far, doesn't it.
>Fürth getting refballed to shit
>still win
wew lad
What if all betting is -EV?
What if you just fuck off forever?
what a man
>I discovered competitive typing by accident in the spring of 2008 while in grad school. My high school classmate Jordan Nott was using the Facebook Typing Speed application (which now appears to be defunct) and it appeared in one of his status updates. I did a few 30-second races most days for the next few months, and was rather startled to discover that I was consistently 20 wpm (100 cpm) faster than almost all the other users, with the primary exception of MIT computer science grad student Jelani Nelson, who was essentially my equal. Eventually, over the next year and a half, I was receiving a few Facebook friend requests a week from people intrigued by my typing and many PMs inviting me to other competitive typing sites.
Then it will be a dark day for /bet/. Some might say its darkest
Some might also say it's its resurrection.
>Istanbul Basaksehir to win the Turkish League this year. They are Erdogan-supported
Might jump on this meme. I have never tried long term betting but have had succes with this political type of bet with Trump and ours election too
Getting invalid or expired link. Discord so SO -ev.
i think im finally rich enough to join scientology lads
Why arent you /out shagging/ lads?
im already back home
time for some cs:go now
Why aren't you? Sad!
I'm extremely unlikable
Good post.
Have you thought why?
My insecurities project as a poisonous demeanor that makes me both unapproachable and exasperating
How will you deal with it?
Work on it lid. Open up to a woman you trust and she might help you.
I wont. I will suffer until my suffering is ended.
use the big betting gains to attract ladies
Don't worry. The thing is, the nerds always win in the end. The jocks are loud and threatening and big and brash and win early on, but the nerds are subversive and thoughtful and calculating and subtle and play the long game by design, without even realizing it. Long after the jock earns his beer gut and bald spot and consumer BMW trophies and Stepford wife, the nerd is lifehacking and fittit’ing and juggling offers from both jobs and the opposite sex and making cool shit and not giving a shit about material things except when they might change the world like Bitcoin.
wew
lmso get out of here, nerd
You're the nerd, I'm comforting you.
>juve """I know chess and got to polsoc and pretend to have a gf" """""guy"""""
>Pretend
Keep clinging to that.
hows her foot game?
/bet/ looking very dangerous at this point in time
Who is this semen demon?
John Obi Mikel
Obafemi Martins
What the fuck is wrong with the new bet365. Goal sounds randomly, just got a fucking heart attack
>he's made a bet in 2016
The sheer VALUE in Altach tomorrow away to RB Salzburg.
Selling the dogs gold teeth for extra stake money.
RGIII
MAN CITY vs CHELSEA
draw lids?
Just working out the kinks in the system.
>he made a bet in the 21st century
lmao'ing at you. still living off my special stake on blair '97.
Yes, or Chelsea win
>pissbane poor's jade north gets minor slap
>falls over like a bitch nigga
>melbourne city continues playing
>they score from a position that jade north would have covered
kek
KEK
K E K
what are some safe bets for today?
0-0 shit show
Levski and PSG
lyon -1
smacking chelsea dc
celtic game bringing the fix
Euan such a poisonous man.
fucking Sevilla, hope their place crashes
TEARS if you weren't on Chelsea
>tfw fell for meme city
at least I didn't make any bets on this game
Luton @1.9 special stake.
Reback special stake.
pmsl
Oh dear oh dear.
To me to you Barry!
6-2 FT. Need a new hobby, this gambling lark is too easy.
tfw STILL no library gf
tfw STILL no working Discord invite.
>Altac
P M S L
FFS they expire after a few hours stop fucking around discord.gg
You can make non-expiring ones, I though. Thanks.
tfw you bet psg and they lose 3-0 to some shit team
put my savings on Oklahoma at -11
Invites are regulated for obvious reasons. Certain DANGERS lurk these threads
it was bound to be rigged
Running on incline so incredibly hard
>he isn't spot running
Smh
Trip on, Joove.
Trip on, Tea Tea
I'm Lieberman on holiday. Happy Hannukah!
Albania too much
Such a toxic old man
Hope someone got on my vancouver to win period 1 tip.
Ryan Hall is @ 1.80 against Gray Maynard on tonight's UFC card. Ryan Hall might be in top 3 of Brazillian Ju Jitsu masters on whole UFC roster and is an The Ultimate Fighter winner. His striking is mediocre, but his ground game and ability to evade damage is elite.
Now, Gray Maynard has been consistently SHIT for past 4 years. In those 4 years he's lost 4 fights in a row, including being KO'd into twilight zone on 3 of those occasions. He also in past 4 years has two wins. One win over a worst fighter in the UFC who immediately got cut from the roster after the fight and in which Gray struggled horribly and one win by split decision in a fight where 9 total punches were thrown.
If you're not backing Hall at 1.80 you detest the coin.
i like it. #ON
Anything else? Will help you search.
Rolling acca relying on this