Gas What? Today is Hindu New Year 2074

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But it's chaitra m8

Vikram Samvat Starts from Chaitra.

Isn't it baisakh

Nope, Baisakh will start from 12th April 2017

Looks like a Lovecraftian monster

White Devil calling God a monster

It's the new year, and I still have no indian gf

*sacrifice humans*
u whiteboi are so evilz
*drink human blood*
i can't stand ur oppression
*shed human blood on the altar*
end the white supremacy!

You make new year pooja?

Yup

We don't sacrifice humans anymore, unless its black magic. We only sacrifice buffaloes and goats and that too in some places.

>2074
Are you a superpower yet?

Happy new years bro

Thanks bro

One day i will visit KaliCutta
But to be honest, india scares me, i don't wan't to be robbed, kill, raped.
I admire your country for the knowledge i learnt from your ancient religions, but for now i won't.
Also it's a beautiful ganesh you have here, it's weird to not see it as a kiddo.

*it because i don't know if i can give him/it a sex.

Happy new year :D

Kolkata is cancer mate. Its commie liberal shithole ruled by a commie muslim cock sucking woman and her party.

Ganesha is a male.

Thanks

With family, in public or alone?

With family and its Puja and not Pooja.

No it's not pajeet wtf??It's chaitra[2073] here in Nepal.What type of hindu calendar do you pajeet use?

>TFW living in the Kali Yuga

But it's the end of kali yuga...

Vikram Samvat

Redpill me pajeet it's 2073 BS[bikram samvat] and we're in chaitra here.What type of bikram samvat do you follow there?

Jai!
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>ruled by a commie muslim cock sucking woman and her party.
?

New month starts from Krishna Paksha i.e. Decresing phase of moon, you don't transition to New Year while moon, a source of light in darkness is decreasing so we begin it from Chaitra Shukla Paksh, (increasing phase of the moon) which is also the beginning of Chaitra Navratra.

>Nepal

What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Since muslims votes as a one block i.e. all muslims vote for the same party, she let in millions of Bangladeshi muslims in India (Since West Bengal (Capital is Kolkata/Calcutta) borders Bangladesh) give them free stuff like reservations, minority status and fake Indian IDs so they can vote her in elections every time.

happy gudi padwa

>Live in the 2074
>No cyberpunk, everyone shits on street
Ehhh blows to be you.

The same shit everywhere...But for you it's worst.
I hope one day you will fix the muslim problem, they have nothing to do in India, like they have nothing to do in Europe.
Their existence in our countries is a fuckin anomaly.

Thanks bro!

Good thing is we are completely sealing our borders, Army have orders to shoot anyone to tries to cross borders illegally and deporting 20 million Bangladeshi muslims

Being Indian is a meme anyway. Who's to say one is part of your country and the other isn't? It's as artificial concept. If anything, India should be balkanised by the millions for regards to ethnicity.

>deporting 20 million Bangladeshi muslims
>Army have orders to shoot

>Balkanized India
>Region becomes more unstable than Middle East and Africa combined
>Whites putting billions of dollars to try to make it stable
>Whites taking in tens of millions of Indians as rapefugees
>Whites sends their own blood (Soldiers) to fight our wars
Very smart. Mate.

Our army has been shooting trespassers on the Indo-Pak border since independence

>its Puja
I see I have been memed.
I genuinly thought so.
Nice that you had a family moment tho.