/heem/ - I believe Jon Jones edition

can't a guy enjoy some off brand boner pills?

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mmamania.com/2016/12/1/13795568/nick-diaz-disappointed-in-eddie-alvarez-after-pre-fight-distractions-cost-ufc-205-mma
mmamania.com/2016/12/1/13810476/ufc-postpones-anaheim-ppv-shifts-ufc-208-to-feb-11-brooklyn-mma
invictafc.com/2016/12/01/tonya-evinger-remains-invicta-fc-champion-after-missouri-commission-ruling/
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>Would be hard to regulate I think. For example NY required fighters to be within a certain range of each other

Sure, but that's still the case with heavyweight, they need to be within 25lbs.

It's just something for the UFC to keep in mind, it doesn't really impact the division at all.

Schaub is gay

Hows that Cheetos dust tasting, my guy

Jones = GOAT

first for michael perry

>tfw dont have to survive on podcast income

sounds like he's going to come back a beast

THOUGHT YOU HAD AN ARRAIGNMENT DATE BOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

who is this wholesome young man and what has he done with platnium

THOUGHT YOU HAD THE GALL, MICKEY

>Filename

You seem confused boy

get's ruined by an elbow

DELET THIS

when will platinum get a mevment coach?

Mike Perry vs. Phil Brooks
Who wins and how?

>this conor doc got some good footage of pre-tat pre-hypeman conor

youtube.com/watch?v=aDR676mDeXU

i dont know why i green texted that

>coral springs
Kek

KEK

K E K

Mike Perry vs Phil Baroni

This is what the fans really want.

Phil Brooks by submission(punches)

>I've ___________ guys like you in high school

succ'd

want to watch some aussie heems?
strawpoll.me/11779639

>DC trying to take the piss
>gets a bag made up to look like Jones
>strokes it and reaches down for groin grab

Top kek

so george or jack

>hankerchief
>dickie bow
>fookin shades
>camera crew, a fookin tree strong camera crew
>it's a bit much but fuck it

btw, that thai channel is channel 23 or 32 or something like that, that we watched ONE on last time. that is in 3 bongs

and jack heem

REMEMBER MY NAME!

thairath.co.th/tv/live

if you can get it to stay working, this should work again, I have to sleep

Post walkout songs, here's mine, i plan on using the entire 11 hours

youtube.com/watch?v=-IAfg_Iy7n8

masssive heem

how do i get to it i just see a symphony of gooks

massive heem in the link hidden in strawpoll becuase automoderators

onefc doesn't start for 3hours

There's no better feeling than seeing your boy win a close decision in this sport.

That's DC all over. DC is so white and awkward

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>Be literally one of the toughest men on the planet
>Get bullied

Poor guy

australia btfo by the US once again

Cody "No Head Movement" Garbrandt will get decisioned.

there's no better feeling than seeing benson win a ludicrous string of split decisions and then completely spiral down to irrelevancy

god works in mysterious ways

can i get an amen

>Tfw 50-0 will happen in your lifetime

>actually thinking that fight will happen

not so fast Floyd

Be careful.

you desh, you got a local channel that plays one fc we can find a stream for?

Any beheadings this week bangbro?

Lads what do you think of a 1 round, finish only, winner take all fights for my promotion?

Hey man be careful you cant talk like this on /heem/

Good morning /heem/

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Previous thread: News:

>Nick Diaz on Alvarez
mmamania.com/2016/12/1/13795568/nick-diaz-disappointed-in-eddie-alvarez-after-pre-fight-distractions-cost-ufc-205-mma

>UFC 208 postponed because the UFC couldn't find anyone to headline it
mmamania.com/2016/12/1/13810476/ufc-postpones-anaheim-ppv-shifts-ufc-208-to-feb-11-brooklyn-mma

>Tonya Evinger's submission loss was overturned due to a refereeing error, she's the WBW champ again
invictafc.com/2016/12/01/tonya-evinger-remains-invicta-fc-champion-after-missouri-commission-ruling/

No, they only show main card of ufc.
No, but some hate crimes on minorities, nothing too big.

so what happens after first round? or do they fight till one concedes, no matter what

good idea, if they dont finish in 15 minutes make the cage twice as small then continue

It's 1 ten minutes round. If nobody gets a finish, nobody gets paid.

Will Khabib get memed on by cucy next?

That's fucking illegal

Maybe in the USA. Lots of other countried with not do stringent regulations.

Tony Ferguson is my boy, but I also like Khabib, so whoever wins, I lose. All I know is that they would both smoke Magiga.

If Ferguson and Khabib fight for the interim belt it will be the first time UFC history when two interim were active, and it's all McGregor fault.

what a late stoppage

California kid about to heem this aussie

>It's an honor sir!

What's wrong with white men? seriously...

Tim knows that this is a setup fight for DJ. He is just happy he got a chance to get back into the UFC. He is a humble guy.

Australian conor mcgregor just headkicked some bum

Oh okay well that makes sense then :)

Which modern era fighters still live the JUST BLEED lifestyle?

>Rory McDonald
>Diaz brothers
>Robbie Lawler

Help me out heem, building a list

is this where ONE is showing?

Mike Perry
Matt Brown

War machine

>“I want to be doing things first like Conor is doing and like BJ Penn before him,” Perry told BJ Penn.com’s Chris Taylor on a recent Rapid Fire segment. “BJ was not a simultaneous champ, but he did win world titles in two weight divisions. In fact, he fought at every weight class! 205 he fought Lyoto Machida at. That is just nuts! BJ Penn is the man. I was so thrilled to hear from him (BJ Penn) and that he loves watching me fight. When I beat Jouban I am going to do a little BJ Penn face-smack.

>“I also like what Conor has been doing lately where he takes influential people in time and wears their outfits. Like he wore Biggie’s Gucci sweater. He wore Joe Frazier’s fur coat. That shit is dope man. Maybe I will look BJ up on google and see if he ever got fresh and I will copy his outfit for the night.”

>With Perry’s acknowledgment of what Conor McGregor is currently doing in the sport, Taylor asked Perry what his thoughts were on McGregor vs Alvarez.

>“I seen it going that way. I didn’t see it going that fast, though,” Perry told Taylor. “Actually, it was a second-round knockout and I think I predicted the second or third. I wouldn’t bet against Conor unless he was fighting me. He’s been breaking records and making history and I seen him doing that against Alvarez. McGregor knows how to talk and he knows how to walk. Good for him man I’m proud of that guy. He is making it better for all of us. I’m not going to front. But just because I like him don’t mean I don’t want to fight him. Like he said ‘they all want to fight me.’ And yea, he is right. Maybe I can make a wave and call him out.”

Notorious/Platinum will break the MayPac PPV record, you heard it here first

>i have a big cock joe

>le reddit man
he'll get heemed by Jouban and subsequently forgotten

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>i let reddit dictate what i do and do not like

i don't but it does show the level of maturity you have to be on to like him and keep regurgitating his stupid quotes

>dey dont move like i move
>dey dont tink like i tink
>dey dont talk like i talk

/conor/

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Can anyone beat charlie?

youtube.com/watch?v=Z4zax9uNS9o

I'm sorry we can't all be as mature and sophisticated as you dude

Conor McGregor

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>just doing whatever the FOOK i want

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not yet, but should be

kek i made this to show how little nate was actually landing in those exchanges

people were losing their shit in the moment because it looked like a repeat of the first fight, but nothing major landed

>n-n-n-othing happened

only one man

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why is he running?

Neato, I'll keep it up till it starts.

So that he can get back to the center of the octagon, casual

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>casual:the post
he was trying to score points not recover, literally kill yourself

kek, that must have been Giblert's advice that nick was shitting on the other day

>oh so we're pointfighting now?

Goobster has a great chin btw

Great moment

>dat mewvment

HWHA DAT MEVMNT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA VOOBY BLESSW HAHA SCAHUB MMMGNNG. H NMJH

WHEN IS SMACKDOWN ON!?!?!!

Hey pussy are you still there

>free will exists