Can anyone help a poorfag tow his car? I'm stuck on the highway and can't afford a tow? Please anons.
Can anyone help a poorfag tow his car? I'm stuck on the highway and can't afford a tow? Please anons
Shameful self bump. Please anons I'm stuck and have no one to turn to.
where you at
It deprends. Are you chinrese marn?
prove it
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where you at user
plz no
Sup Forumsro where you at
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Chicago highway 290 near exit 14A. I was hoping an user can quickpay with chase.
Timestamp and I'll probably head over
Where are you?
Timestamp fag
,
Here you go.
heres some porn for whilst you're waiting.. where you at dude?
Timestamp needed
I have no pen on me friend-o
Best I can do.
Not OP but, Chicago highway 290 near exit 14A. I was hoping an user can quickpay with chase.
Spit on windshield, write Sup Forums.
Gas tank empty? Engine problems?
Suck a nigga dick or something
kek
you better start pushing your shitbox
err Sup Forums isnt your familly dude
Na get Fucked ya black cunt
Keep trying, there's bound to be someone who can help you out.
Your insurance company may have a free towing service. Geico does, and so do some others. Call and check.
Thanks for the support, user.
I'm hoping eventually can help me out. I can pay back in a couple of weeks.
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Oh fuck if real hold up a cup or something take pic. If you're really there I can just pick up your car. That's right off of where I work in a tow truck driver. This better be real though fag.
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don't you have any friends or family?
I'll help you OP.
But you got to pay $40.
okay.
This. although usually that comes with comprehensive, which poorfags aren't known for having.
Why dont you pay, by sucking a dick?
Hold up a cup and take a pic I'll come tow your car
Why don't you pay with a dick suck?
Here's this McBurger cup.
Nobody can help me.
I have 10 dollars in my account. Sorry friend
Bless you user
See
OP seems legit guys, unfortunatly I don't live nearby.
Towtruckfag is still around?
T'was a joke don't worry
On my way
Bless this site and you especially.
I'm in a shity dark red 98 Bravada.
Take pics and post for posterity
no, take pics and post for AUSTERITY
Why are you broke user? No job? Shitty life happening? Tell us
wait are you for real gonna help out this poor user?
post pics please
Oh shit your not a nig nog. Cool then I shouldn't be long my shift starts at 8. It'll take me 15 mins to get to you after that hang in there. Just got to tell em I'm taking the truck for a ride.
HERO
Oh you're gonna go there? Awesome
It would have taken me 40+ minutes just to get there
Sorry fam, gonna have to trust this guy I'm too far out
Fuck this fag I'm the real tower. Be ther 15 after 8:00 like I said in my post above.
this
tell us user while we wait for tow truck user
I'm just a wage-slave who was due for maintenance and broke down. No insurance on this 19 year old beate of a car. I was gonna call the guys that junk cars and and tow for free and try to uber as close to home with my 10 bucks. But I thought about you guys and had hopes. And I'm just so overjoyed this worked. I'll be arounds more often and pay it forward if anyone is in need in the future.
oh shit
TOW WAARRRR
Bumping for nicefags.
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Im at real tow truck driver, im coming to you're aid be like 20-30 minutes. but you have to suck a dick..
I got you guys to keep me company.
Will absolutely send pics when all is done.
With god's speed user.
Nigger i'm too far out anyways
You're doin me a favor
Im just fucking woth you op im no tower, well good luck with your issue fag kek
Why not just push it off the highway and thumb a ride until you can get someone to come pick it up?
Suck my dick asswhole
I fucking hate this board.
Push your car in the middle of the highway someone will bound to help? Then suck a dick
Autism at its finest
Fuck you I'm about to be leaving, quit saying you're me assholes.
cum in my ass daddy
Triggered neckbeard faggot is triggered
Dont worry op im on my way just give me an extra hour thou I ran into an issue.
So what is the update OP? Someone is one the way to help you out or?
It will be nice if faith can be restored a little in human kindness..
This isnt free thou btw, I want your ten bucks
Still bumping for nicefaggotry.
I will be there in 30 mins
And then i am gonna rape you
Gtfo queer
I was about to ask what's that from because it was familiar but after reading "suck a dick", I remembered instantly and said "Cockmeat sandwich" outloud
Then a dick suck..
Be there in 10 op to fiddle your cock
Someone says they're on the way and I'm hopeful. A lot of people are saying they're him and saying it was a joke. But we'll see I guess.
Dont worry op ill call a local tow company for you and tell them your paying on the spot
Op still here?
This is Illinois Highway Patrol, it is illegal to solicit towing on a Hungarian basalt mining forum, stop your assistance immediately. We will be in the vicinity shortly, right after I check my keys.
a bunch of people should show up, throw a roadside party and never actually tow his car
I'm him, it was a joke
I got AAA here's my numbers fo fo fo to fo fo.i how that helps
If dubs you do this
Could we stop with the fiddling of the cocks please.
Roll
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Proof faggot.
>"Hey Tom my car broke down on the highway, can you tow it?"
>"Sure Bill, where are you?"
>"Chicago highway 290 near exit 14A"
>"Alright i'll be there in 1 hour, but wait, we can get some Internet-fame out of this, go on this page called Sup Forums, there will be lots of letters, go on Sup Forums and start a thread, tell them you need help and i will pretend i don't know you and come to your help. They'll aks you to prove it with a timestamp or something, just do it."
>"Sure but why?"
>"Trust me dude it will be so cool"
One more time
Ha ha little sissy boy, go to your fantasy place and play with your tiny stones with a sharp instrument.. try and cut them off if you can find them.. do the world a favour and die.. nigga bitch.. of all the sperm cells you dad hardly could get out of his rusty pipe he calls a dick, then you where the strongest? That is sad.. really really sad.. I guess you don't have many opportunities in life with your inbreed trailer trash poor mum on the bedsheet to make enough money to pay for her meth..
Bitch boy..
Whether you beleive it or not, it's happening and I'm so greatful.
Did you suck a dick yet? Hitchhikers way of the road..
Autistic reddit queer triggered
A little far fetched
I called a tow company for u, enjoy ur new debt
sooo funney xDDDDD
Lurking coz I love nicefags. World (and especially Sup Forums) needs more top bros.
No pls.