I love the "Let it Go" song from the Frozen soundtrack, I listen to it daily

I love the "Let it Go" song from the Frozen soundtrack, I listen to it daily.

I unironically enjoyed Full Metal Alchemist.

I pee in birdbaths to get revenge upon them for shitting on my cars.

I fart in elevators after I leave them, I also hit the buttons to all the floors

I rub my fingers up and down my asshole then I touch all the buttons in an elevator. Gets me off thinking of everyone touching my shit stained asshole.

I honeslty dont love you anymore, I dont care if you cheat on me this time or what I dont care anymore. I should have chosen her instead of you, she's better than you in every way possible, I dont care if you're even richer than her or what and how dare you even call her a cow, you should look at the mirror lately.

The only way I get turned on anymore is by listening to sexual Japanese drama CDs

I think that artist who charge 200$ or more for a commission are greedy bastards.

The last 2 years I've hired an escort on average once a week + rolling on MDMA at least every 6-8 weeks.

I want to cheat on my wife. The thought of fucking another girl makes me diamonds.

This secrets thread is boring.

I have had a sexual dream about my sister. Woke up diamonds.

Also, "Let It Go" is fucking great (I downloaded a compilation that includes all languages' version of it).

I want to suck the skin off my gfs daughter's toes. They are so cute and lovely. I'd worship them for hours given the chance. Yes she is legal.

I borrowed a few games from my friend, never returned them.

I made an illegal porn in the Philippines.

THIS THREAD SUCKS ASS.

GO HERE SAGE

I fantasize about hand delivering pics i stole from my sisters icloud account to a dom guy and have him humiliate me in person

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I enjoyed the endless 8

I'm really addicted to Secrets threads on 4ch

I post ads on CL looking for ugly and low self esteem girls. Over the course of a few months I turn them into drug addicted prostitutes. Then I sell them to a pimp or just cut break up with them.

Nice

For how much?

Would fuck

I killed my best friend in the heat of the moment. I'm so sorry Liam, please forgive me!! I fear damnation.

$40

If I ever kill myself I'll definitely shoot up a large shopping district close by. Got all the plans/equipment. Just waiting on a date that feels right. I really want to kill some people. It sounds fun.

I'd buy her ass every day, tbh.

how much?

Are you seeking professional help, or - if not - have you considered doing it?

does she have any STDs?

i can lend an ear, that always helps

Why inflict that on random (probably innocent) people? If you're going to go out, why not punish people that deserve it in the process?
If it's just the killing that excites you, i don't see why you wouldn't want to make it "matter" more.

200 € /h

I sometimes look at my sisters ass,
sometimes i take secretly pictures of her, sometimes i masturbate while i look at pictures of her or think doing somethink to her.

Sometimes when she has been sleeping for hour or over a hour at night. I slowly start touch her carefully.

Who deserves it?

Your family, for bringing you into this Earth.

perfect....show pics

What's her body like? If you could only enjoy one would you stick it in the asshole or pussy?

a three letter agency pays people to troll Sup Forums

Not much of a story. I partied with some guys while there who said they made porn wanted to use me in a film. When I got there my " partner" was an 8 or 9 year old girl. I didn't really want to but I thought I might get hurt if I tried to back outdo I just went with it. She didn't seem to mind and even smiled at me a few times during. We filmed for an hour doing various sexual acts and concluded filming with my cumming inside her. They gave me money and a disc copy of the film. I threw both away after I left and spent 10 years pretending it never happened.

Everyone did. Its a great anime/manga. Doesnt matter if you hate anime or manga, the story is fantastic and the characters are all likable.

...

I dont wash my hands after I poop unless I get poop directly on them, then I normally just rinse till the brown is gone.

i am a pedophile, my aoa is 2-10/11 but i like 2-6 the most
ama

>We filmed for an hour doing various sexual acts
There must have been some real good parts even if it was strange. What part was the most pleasurable that made you want to nut hard?

My dream is to become the first big transsexual bestiality porn star, but I never even had the opportunity to suck off a dog, even though I've been wanting to, since I was like 15.

Dude wash your hands
What does it waste, water?

Riiiight

Filipino gangsters randomly picked you to make cp...uh huh

Time. Also to be fair 9/10 of the soap dispensers in my dorm are empty, and the one that has soap has an unscented soap that literally does nothing. Spent 10 minutes once washing my hands and they still smelt like shit even with the soap.

I had a major crush on female cousin. I used to wrestle with her when i was 13 she seemed to enjoy our wrestling sessions and we would really go for it. She was two years older than me so she would normally put up a good fight. With all the contact, which was often skin on skin, it really turned me on. Needless to say i would always get as hard as a fucking diamond down there during these sessions. Well One day she noticed my rock hard cock during a session and she was initially like "wtf is that?" I instantly tried to play it down because my heart was beating out of my chest and i was so embarrassed. To my total surprise she just went back to normal and she started playfully making fun of me and playing with and poking my boner over my pants. I remember looking her in the eye and thinking to myself "i'm just gonna go for it", and I reached out and softly squeezed one of her boobs. We seemed to both enjoy that session as it soon became a regular thing over the next two years, we would always try and make sleepover plans or time to see each other and it would always start with wrestling and end with something steamy. Over that time we messed around a whole lot but never actually had sex.

where you gget your good shit from

Kill yourself. ..

I would understand if 14-18. But 2-6 year is sick! Nothing attractive ...
I can't understand

>14-18
>pedophile
>kek

Fucking her pussy. It gripped so tight all around it almost hurt to pump her. That's what I hated most about the whole thing and myself. I enjoyed myself while doing it only regretted it after I came in her. I did go there with intention of fucking a kid but I did it and I liked and hated it and myself for a long time.

Your hands smell like shit and you don't buy soap?

That I wouldn't know. I guess I'd suggest corrupt politicians or something, slum lords, sex traffickers, etc.
Was more meaning it seems like a waste to kill random people. Maybe I'm completely overthinking it or don't understand his intentions.

By conventional standards hes not wrong. By Sup Forums standards anyone over 7 is too old.

he just cant put his hands together

I fell in love with my best friend, but he doesn't know it . i would even suck his dick. (i am male)

at that age females are practically begging to get fucked its not wrong

I wish I had the guts to and the knowledge on how to suck dick for money. As in... how to start, find customers, etc.

I'd actually only charge like 20 bux because I like sucking dick so much...

I love nickelback

sick fuck

Two days ago I fucked an Old man's wife in front of him for money

Two weeks ago, my gf passed out after a night of bar hopping and drugs. I pierced her nipples and clit with stuff I got off ebay just for this. When she woke up she was like wtf? I said you don't remember? We went to a shop last night...lol. she has decided to keep them...lol.

I like fondling people while they're sleeping

I always have the weird feeling someone or something is touching me when im sleeping

That's just me

I love this song too
>I masturbate to guys using the female filter on FaceApp

I stayed with someone even though she was ugly just so i wasn't single and alone but not i'm single i regret getting with her.

I think you win this thread. or you're just baiting

When I was 16 my babysitters husband offered me 100 dollars to let him watch me play. I took it. He provided toys and everything.First time he was just jerking off next few sessions things escalated and we start to fuck. This started happening often. Around the 8th weekend we went to a sex shop to pick toys, he walked me into a back room strip me into bra and panties and start to play with me. There where few guys around watching us and jerking off, when we to his house he fucked me like crazy. Later one he wanted to go again but this time to let other guys have sex with me. I was not up for it so we continue our home sessions till i was 19 and moved to another town.

Hot. Did you actually like it or did he pay you a lot each time? Also more details etc if you feel like it

I'm 22 unemployed for over a year and I get financial support from a widow of 52 years in exchange for weekly sex.

She likes all positions but her favorite is to ride me on top.

Back when I was 1 my 16 year old girlfriend and I were away for a "camping trip" and really went to a large city for the weekend. The car broke down, we couldn't afford anything but a fleabag motel. She sold her pussy and mouth for money and one of the older men wanted me and her to do it in front of him. We did it, he then waited till I recouped and offered us a lot for me to take her anal virginity. He watched, she cried, and I pumped her full of cum. Then he offered all we needed and I let him fuck me in front of her. We got enough, got the car fixed, and went home. We never told this to anyone, and we never mentioned it again.

We are still together but there is tension there.

One of my biggest regrets in life:
Back when I was like... 14, a guy (I'd estimate he was like 19) in a public shower (camping grounds) gave me "the eye" but I chickened out.

I want to sit ass up with an anal speculum and a 13 year old girl pooping and pissing in me while she cries and tells me she's dissapointed in me for not being a better toilet.

>16
>has babysitter
>has baby in the first place
wat

W-why do you write in a book?

MGTOWaaaaaaaay!!! Rubadub dub dub

I keep the bitches, at one time i had 4 bitches. It was amazing what they would do for security. LOL

No i liked it he was good looking in shape guy, and sex was really good he always try to please me sexually. He stop paying me every time but gave me money now and then or if i asked to. He was buying me a lot of sexy lingerie and different sex toys and stuff that he kept in his fishing cabin.

easily cured, shave off the bush bruv

WANNA LICK YOUR LOLLIPOP

When I was babysitting my 11 year old sister in law and two of her friends i got involved in a tickle fight with them that devolved into all four of us getting naked. They wanted to know what a dick felt like, so I let them play with mine. In turn, they let me do whatever I wanted to do with them.

>We are still together but there is tension there.

Years ago:
>be 16, horny and lonely, using yahoo chat to try to talk to girls
>start talking to older woman in local oregon room, she's really into shy younger guys
>i'm naive and give her my number, surprisingly she not only calls but she's an actual female and not a dude
>she's 40 something, married, we chat a little while we trade pictures - she's not MILF hot but cute, a little chubby, looks like amazing tits
>honestly it didn't take much for me and i'm 100% in love with her already
>she calls me again very late that night, we have phone sex, mostly just me listening to her talk while i jack off
>we keep talking, mostly late at night, for about a week, i arrange to skip school on a monday and she comes to my house
>she shows up, i'm nervous as fuck. She doesn't seem nervous at all. I offer her a drink, she just laughs and kisses me, then asks to see my room.
>she giggles while I'm clearly fumbling around while undressing her, she rides me on my bed, we smoke a cigarette, then I fuck her again
>she takes a shower in my disgusting bathroom (lol), gets dressed, gives me a huge kiss, then takes off while I'm feeling like a complete stud
>NEVER CONTACTS ME AGAIN, she basically vanishes
>FAST FORWARD to six months ago
>at wedding for good buddy from work
>having drinks, meeting his family
>get introduced to his mom, she asks if we've met, i shrug, doesn't ring a bell
>suddenly a few minutes later when she laughs at something it hits me - she was that yahoo chat woman
>she keeps giving me looks but doesn't say anything, not sure she makes the connection (kind of assuming i wasn't the only one she fucked around with)
>decide it's way better to never mention it, so I don't

The end.

I enjoy the transformation the most. Keeping them around for too long and things can get complicated

The girlfriend (wife now) had a threesome with my exgf. My exgf loved me so much she was willing to fall in love with my gf to have sex with me. We were in this weird polygamous relationship in which my exgf went crazy and my gf and I had to end the relationship. We are friends and not bad feelings to another. She was just SUPER needy

Fast Forward to now, and the wife is pregnant 20 weeks so far. I get a message on snapchat of my exgf wanting to get pregnant by me. I did not flip out and say no. I gave her the benefit of a doubt and talked to her about it saying "it is not that easy. There are a lot of social dynamics, emotions and overall ideas that will change in time. There is child support which you say you do not want me to pay but you can change your mind. I will talk to the wife about it and of course she will say no. The values and cons weight more than any benefits. Sorry I can not do this. You have to raise a child with a family and another man"

She did not get salty about it. I can not tell anyone about this either. The whole situation is so fucking odd..

When i was a kid maybe 8 or 9 my aunt on my mothers side use to jerk me off, he held my hand behind me and put her hand over my mouth so i didn't scream.

At the same time my aunt on my fathers side use to flash her giant tits and pussy at me, then one day she felt me up.

It didn't feel like anything special because my was so experience before the age of 12 i guess i was that good looking that they would fuck me and my cock was big.

you fucking asshole, I would kick your fucking ass if I knew where you live

Well, that's just too bad for you I guess. Rage on faggot...

Still in love with all my exes 2bh

One of my girls got busted in Houston during the super bowl turning tricks and another ODd on method and died...lol.

I still jack off to pictures of my ex girlfriend's pussy. She let me take pics when we were together many years ago. To this day, I jack off to them. No, i'm not posting them either, fuck being put in prison for revenge porn.

Whatd you do?

I would give it all up for best job

im a huge fucking nerd but i hang out only with the cool dudes

Why the fuck do I have such an optimistic feeling with this girl. Like my gut is constantly saying that it will all workout with her. Yet logic dictates otherwise...