/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Press F Edition (no cumshots!)

>Nico gone (respect)
>Massa gone (respect)
>Button gone

No cumshots!

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bottas

Do f1 cars have pedals?

>No cumshots
But how else will I
>Finnish

We'll miss you, Nico. ;_;

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It's mah boi Kamui's time.

>no cumshots!
You can't stop me

imo
1. Bottas because he's managed by Totto
2. Wherlein because he's the test driver and doesn't have a Confirmed seat
3. Ocon because he's generally more favoured then Wherlein it seems (3rd because he already has a seat)
4. Alonso
5. Vettel (just part of the LARP)
6. Gio von Nazi
7. Button (unlikely)
8. Davidson if he actually has the points and only if he's good at setups
9. Webber because why not
10. Nico because this a complete marketing meme, and he'll actually retire in 2018

How come no one posts that lewd Christian Horner pic anymore?

does /f1/ still pandas two niggers?

>mfw Mercedes knew he was retiring so they gifted him the ship

reddit actually got Horner to sign it

>this kills the joke

Mercedes might be 2 niggers

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Call Galvão. Tell him we'll need meme magic.

Lots of it

Has 4cham ever adopted a leddit meme?

It always seems the other way around.

Because some absolute madman from Sup Forums got him to sign it and posted pics to prove ithat rrally happened.

I keep seeing a photo shop of him sitting naked in a tire swing a lot though. (Which is a shop of an Indycar driver.)

I had no idea what wehrlein even looks like before just now but he looks very German indeed. Exactly like Hamilton with slightly more hair.

Alot, but we don't talk about it, because it doesn't fit the narrative.

Imagine you're Ricciardo and you get a call from Mercedes offering the seat.

Would you take it?

Button may be gone but RELENTLESS never dies.

there's a German poster here who posts 4chin memes to reddit /r/formula1

his reddit account is /u/mrflow and he kills the Sup Forums memes

>nico will race in WEC for toyota gazoo

No, because RBR will have the better car, and AMX is likely to sperg the first year like Vettel almost did.

It's over

twitter.com/nico_rosberg/status/804735240979746816

Mercedes is in a pickle
>If Bottas, who's going to Williams? Wehrlein? A Wehrlein/RichyRich pair? Maybe Manor CAN score points next year. So no chance of Williams allowing that.
>If Wehrlein, he doesn't deserve it, and HAM will never be champion next year because WER won't be consistently 2nd to take points away from AMX...
Maybe Nasr just won the lottery? Does Mercedes need to boost sales in Brazil?

Those bears are cute!

How did Mana react to Nicos retirement?

Is she kill?

I think she's on Wherleins B1/2BC now

>Last Request to Nico, I want to make just want ... the spot tell me thank you ...

Why would Mercedes NOT pick Bottas?

>obvious Toto connection
>Valtteri is fast
>autistic, not emotional, perfect team mate for Lewis
>easy to buy him out of Williams
>marketable in the same way Nico was

The current meme choice, Wehlrein, makes no sense to me

>unproven
>possibly a hothead
>not marketable in any sense
>two dindus a bit too much

>implying she likes blacks

lmao

although she is certifiably insane so who knows

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>those stick-like legs and almost non-existant hips

That's why I'm not into asians, not enough voluptuosity for my taste.

Williams is kill if they let Bottas leave. Money for a year won't make up for dropping behind Sauber in the championship. They get money for places and points...

>Why would Mercedes NOT pick Bottas?

Because he is finnish

oh-wait

it's ok, someone has to love fatties

They are perfect, you incaic fat loving dipshit.

Kill status
>Confirmed

That is assuming that they will pick someone from the Merc program. Its the most desireable seat in F1 so literally all the 20 drivers on the grid right now would shit on their current connections just to get it.

I wouldn't close someone like Alonso out of the contention.

As far as actual Merc-associated drivers go, Bottas is the best choice by far. Maybe the Renault reluctance is starting to make sense now...

Williams can't stand in Bottas's way if he wants to leave.

His contract has a clause that explicitly allows him to walk if Mercedes or Ferrari want to sign him.

>be Lewis
>start racing carts as a child, become best friends with a blonde haired, blue eyed qt who also races carts
>grow up together, racing, travelling the world, partying, drinking, chasing girls together
>manage to live your dream, make it into F1, something your best friend managed a year earlier
>be so happy to be racing with your best friend on different teams, the friendly rivalry which existed between you as children still drives you to be better as an adult
>win your first WDC in 2008 with McClaren, your best friend still hasn’t won one yet, but there is plenty of time
>you and him tearing up the F1 circuit, racing, visiting exotic cities, hanging out with models, celebrities and billionaires, wild nights, you share everything together, even an experimental night in Monaco one year
>your best friend joins Mercedes and you notice him start to change, he starts to “grow up”, he has a long term gf who he plans on marrying, while you are still sticking to the latest hot pit slag, he doesn’t go out partying as much and starts spending less time with you
>you join Mercedes a few years later to try and rekindle your friendship, you were feeling alone and despondent and maybe being on the same team will make things like they used to be
>alas, no, you realise your best friend no longer loves the sport, the lifestyle and can see the only thing keeping him racing is his need to live up to his father’s legacy of winning the WDC
>start putting in race winning performances that you never before could muster, all to keep him from winning, because it is the only way you can keep him from leaving you

In the long run, Bottas is probably a better deal actually. He can do 2-3 years at Mercedes while Wehrlein matures at Williams, then Hamilton reitres and you can move Wehrlein in.

>His contract has a clause that explicitly allows him to walk if Mercedes or Ferrari want to sign him.
Claire on suicide watch.

You won't; Gimi is proof of this :DDDD

Love will turn to unbridled rage.

>start getting to aggressive at times and causing crashes, team is getting angry at you, your best friend is getting angry at you, they don't understand though
>the media starts to portray you as enemies, but they don’t understand
>manage to win the WDC two years in a row with the best car but on the third you are trying too hard and reliability issues means he takes the lead
>comes down to the last race in Abu Dhabi and you do all you can to try and back him up, to try and stop him, but alas, to no avail
>he wins the WDC
>he is elated, but to you he just seems relieved
>the media and fans wonder why you are acting so salty, this was your best friend, why aren’t you happy for him
>they don’t understand
>he retires a few days later, coming as a shock to everyone but you
>you see they don’t understand , he is your best friend

Nico Rosberg WDC 2016

>His contract has a clause that explicitly allows him to walk if Mercedes or Ferrari want to sign him
Sauce on that?

Merc can definitely afford to buy him out if they want though.

>Williams can't stand in Bottas' way

Like when they requested a fuckload for him to be released to Ferrari in 2015?

I guess its a bit different with your own PU supplier but still

Hot damn! If that's true and Williams doesn't even have leverage then Claire has a shit sandwich for 2017.
They hired RichyRich because they counted on Bottas to bring home the bacon...

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>Like when they requested a fuckload for him to be released to Ferrari in 2015?
that happened?

The feels, they hurts us...

Based Eddie gives his take

twitter.com/C4F1/status/804708242358210560

>You were lucky this year Nico
>I'll show you next year who is the real champ
>I'll beat you
>You won't stand a chance
>Team broke my car
>Mechanics were on your side
>Next year

A bit "on the nose" with all the assault stuff, don't you think?

How fucking hard do you think Alonso is trying to get that Mercedes seat right now?

I don't think a human being can be more blown out than Hamilshit right now

How fucking hard do you think Hamilton is trying to prevent just that from happening?

>Oh hey Lewis
>Didn't I told you?
>I'm retiring
>I'm going out as a winner
>You didn't knew that?
>Cheer up Lewie, it's all yours now
>You can be Senna as much as you want without your Prost

>twitter.com/C4F1/status/804708242358210560
>that chanting
what a guy

hehehe so funny because theyre the best team so hehe its funny every other driver wants the driver hahah lmao mate

full fucking cringe and also ultra unprofessional if you want to get that autistic about it

Social media needs to be banned for fucking sure.

in 2015 it was rumoured Gimi's contract wasn't going to be renewed and they wanted Bottas, but Bottas's contract at the time had a $10m release clause and Ferrari said heck no 2 dat and handed Gimi an extension

Bottas's contract expired at the end of this season, and a critical component for him staying at Williams and not leaving to Renault immediately was the insertion of a "you can leave if Mercedes or Ferrari want you but only those teams" because Claire thought Merc would have zero vacancies and Ferrari wouldn't want Bottas ever again, and Bottas would be too loyal to Williams to walk anyway

trying to find it now, I believe it was Finnish media who broke that news (not Salo, thankfully)

except Prost was actually good and even Senna wasn't that gay

IT'S HAPPENING!! LEWIS DED!!!

skysports.com/f1/news/12433/10680596/lewis-hamilton-found-dead-in-a-azerbaijani-brothel

>Actually I do not remember much...
>In fact I could hardly speak English...
>I could not convey anything I want to tell you...
>I regretted and studied hard to be able to speak English in a year.
>Now I'm covered by a foreigner, I'm in an English only faculty, I've got an interpreter job...
>Nico you led my life.
>@nico_rosberg
>Huge respect for you Nico.
>You are my hero since when I was a child.
>Thank you so much.
>I hope to see you soon.

>tfw

>Bow out as World Champion right before DEATHCARS

Was there ever a smarter move?

>skysports.com/f1/news/12433/10680596/lewis-hamilton-found-dead-in-a-azerbaijani-brothel


salt

F
His lifestyle was his deathstyle.

>a-azerbaijani
I thought Finns were good at English

>reading a link before clicking on it

come on dude hot girls are waiting to get pounded bro

whatever floats your boat betafamilycuck

Journalists aren't though. I think that's a realistic title.

Who's Sky going to blame now all the time?

>Nico wins LeMans in a Toyota.
>Brings Honor to Japan.
>Mana dies of joy.

>and even Senna wasn't that gay

I always wonder what those things Prost said Senna told him before he died were

youtube.com/watch?v=AKKgrMROP7s&t=6m45s

>Portuguese translation of english with english subs

sorry lads but that's a great interview

Why did Rosberg retire?

The things she'd let him do to her...

>first person to die due to edging for 24hrs straight

Sainz is a shout 2bh.

Toro Rosso is a dead end for him. Bully and Max are probably not going for a bit. He's not known for being difficult to work with like Chocolate Schumacher or Alonso. And he probably won't trouble Hamilton so Lewis can recover from the assblasting he's received this year in relative peace.

banter

Fuck sake was about to state this cuz

Lmao fucking Rosberg not even a week and he retired already.
Dammit Nico i was excited for your after championship year.
Sad to see him gone.
But well... he retired a champion.

Although I think Sainz is talented enough to compete if he gets used to the team after a season or two.

It would be great banter only if Lewlew sucks next year.

Just him whispering in her ear would cause her to collapse. I think actually seeing Nico naked would put her in a coma

RB wants him to stay for 2018 when Ric will have ate enough shit from Max and decides to leave, even blocked his passage to Renault earlier this year

yes

I think it's time for a female driver to make it into the F1 with Mercedes. Women are just as good as men, pretty much.

he has a contract and Red Bull don't gonna give him up

Sure

is it, dare i say, her time?

>We will never have cool liveries ever again.

Just as I thought, Senna was gay.

Actually kill yourself

Mana has watched Nico her entire life. She drives a merc IRL and does kart.

Mana to Merc 2017

I think wagfag would also react the same.

doge

Can confirm.