Red flags for women that would stop you from fucking or dating them even if they were hot?

Red flags for women that would stop you from fucking or dating them even if they were hot?

>owns dildos the size of her foot

>has a cock

hand tattoos

>tattoos

FTFY

>even if they're hot
if she's hot and is willing to let me put my dick in her it's going to happen, only red flag is if it fucking stinks or has an std

>farts in her sleep

When they have more guys as friends than girls.

OC w/r/t reddit's r/videos losing its collective shit over united tasing a dude. your best gasden flag memes ITT

fuck I didn't mean tot post gasden meme here but what I meant to say is that if you can't match an inanimate rubber phallus then kill yourself anyway.

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What does this have to do with anything?

Kek

>has more guy friends than girl friends, even if they're gay
if women can't get along with other women, they definitely can't get along with someone of the opposite sex any better

how's being 12 and forever alone?

slept w/ a black

Self harming, victim of sexual assault. Not that I don't empathise, I'm just not good at dealing with people with those issue. It would fuck with my head, we'd both get hurt. Not worth the drama for either of us.

I don't think you understand what woman means.

A cock the size of a girls foot is not big lol
I got 7 inches, get on my fucking level

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I've got several

Nigger / trash detected

>girls with more guy friends
>girls littered in tattoos
>girls with bad breath/teeth
>girls with white tongues from smoking
>girls who act like children in public
>girls who've dates spanish/black people
>black girls

>implying thats not a good thing

you only wish so you could justify being alone

Considering I'm neither. Tattoos are for white trash.

This user gets it.

ur a pussy then if her problems would fuck with your head. get your shit together user.

Why would that be a good thing?

>attempting to samefag this hard

>m-muh

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Try again, retard

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just where do you think you are nigger faggot?

Smoking or other tobacco use
Any drug use aside from weed
Tattoos bigger than 2x2", or more than one
Prior sex with a black man
Treats strangers like shit
Hates kids
Lives in a trailer

Only way to get a STD is by fucking a girl who's fucked a nigger.

Dildo Usage

Sounds like the ideal woman.

you are severely retarded. probably a shit skin

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>been with someone black
>nose / eye piercings
>viable (hand / face / neck) tattoos

but to be serious

>been with someone black
>low credit score
>credit card debt
>lack of close friends
>"still close friends" with ex / exs

IF SHE'S CRAZY, LEAVE HER IMMEDIATELY, EVEN IF SHE'S HOT

"DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY" IS A TRUE POPULAR ADVICE

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Fuck off Randy

>neck tats
>tramp stamp
>dated black dudes
>have a lot of "guy friends" but no GF's
>have kids
>smokes
>fat

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Was in a relationship with a "gangsta" fuckstick.

Uhhh my dick is 7" and that ain't big bud. Definitely ain't the size of a foot.

any over indulgence of any drug, alcohol included. definite red flag. i can drink like a horse, but if a woman does, it's game over. they have absolutely no self control

"I don't do anal", "I don't suck cock", "I don't do this or that". Fuck off bitch.

>owns dildos the size of her foot

but all my women have had very small feet. i've only fucked one chick in my life that was over 5'4". i like em small, skinny legs and all

Some examples include: Attempts to alienate you from family or friends. Never apologizing or accepting fault in arguments. Sees everyone as all good or all evil. Inability to empathize.

yes, this is the sign of someone that thinks they get their way no matter what. impossible to get along with. avoid at all cost

check'd and this guy gets it

>Sees everyone as all good or all evil.

>Inability to empathize.

the empathize is a major fuckup and soundn't be under emphasized. the all good or all evil isn't. some people actually are all good or all evil. i see the ability of a woman to recognize this as an asset, not a liability. most females can't

Even small women tend to have large feet, when compared to most dicks that is. A US size 5 women's foot, which is considered very small, is still going to be a bit above 8 inches in length. Most women, even short oney, are wearing larger than a size 5.

t. footfag who loves petite women and small feet

has scars and openly talks about her fucked up brain

Fair enough, was just referring to liking smaller women, but enjoy your life footfag, Godspeed

Like a million reasons, I'm honestly surprised how tolerant I'm now, almost like I do love her.

>Godspeed footfag

i'm rolling out of my fucking chair over here. this i need on a monday, kek to the top

>no hobbies

bc her hobby is the D

Thanks m8. My last gf was 4'10" with size 5 feet, I think this is usually the smallest adult women's size, then you have to go into kids sizes, and I loved comparing my dick to her foot.

I'm exactly 7 inches and her feet were still a bit longer than my dick.

>almost like I do love her
ask yourself "what would you do without her"

oh what a giveaway

>stop you from fucking or dating them even if they were hot?

they'd have to smell very bad.or act like a legit psychopath. nothing else would stop me

>My last gf was 4'10"

you are my hero. i can only aspire to that, my smallest girl was 5'2". i did have my eye on a 4'10" spinner, she was married but i damn near talked her out of it back when i was a real bastard.

>legit psychopath
aw fuck man, i was married to her. c'mon, lets say it all together....

"NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY"

You should definitely try and have at least one sub 5 foot girl. Mine was Asian and was a ton of fun in bed.

What does ftfy stand for?

yup. mine was mini. and did not weight much. loads of fun tossing her around.

fuck trannies, feel young

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i don't really like asians. my 4'10" dream girl was the bartender at my local watering hole. the more i talked to her, i found that we basically had the exact same childhood, and she was from the town just down the road from me. we clicked so hard it was funny. if she hadn't been married with a kid, i'd have bedded her that first night.

Dude was a fucking doctor. He payed for his ticket. United oversold and instead of offering free miles to get volunteers they sent cops in to wrestle out some random people that had payed for this flight.

Fixed that for you

You hit the nail on the head.

I'd like to add:
Refuses to do things that are good for others unless it benefits them more.

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if she dont like guns

>Refuses to do things that are good for others unless it benefits them more

well i don't know about that one. it's really not my responsibility to make anyone's life better. maybe they could try, oh i don't know, growing the fuck up and helping themselves? i don't mind helping but when it becomes expected, fuck that.

only red flags:
>she ain't virgin
>mental illnesses
>illegal age or 10+ years more than me

Thz

my wife is better with an AR than i am

THIS. Also, liberal, socialist toughts, hippie, easily gets butt hurt (ahaha, not like that, you pervs), black, plain personality, "am not like other girls" personality, irresponsable....gosh, am picky, wtf?

I don't mean expected. I just mean using their situation as a means to profit.

>>she ain't virgin
oh, get the fuck out of here. i grew up years and years ago, and i lost it at age 15. they are probably losing it in kindergarten now days

OK, that i agree with

>trashy look: dyed hair, piercings, tattoos
>being self-centered &arrogant
>being uneducated/shallow
>is a fat, flabby landwhale
>has a cock (traps are gay)
>is a pothead/drug addict/alcoholic
>being a feminist and/or atheist
>doesn't read books or enjoys nature
>has shitty taste in music, movies & tv

>virgin
>no mental illness
>legal age

have fun never fucking

>black
seriously, don't overlook the white girl trapped in a black girls body. this is one of the most underutilized women out there. and they are just begging for a chance. trust me on this, you will not be disappointed

>"Feminist" (feminazi)? I wouldnt even look at her.

nice^^

>trashy look: dyed hair, piercings, tattoos

funny, that's what I specifically go for

she's the only person i know that has a 1911 that cost more than my first two cars put together

Damn, you gat a diamond at home, dude. Kudos.

>piercing
>tattoo
>coloured hair
>fat
>to a question "have you fucked a nigger" answers yes
>too yellow teeth
>feminist
>pothead
>basic/normie
>doesn't play games
>goes out with her female "friends"

jesus I could go on.

Someone who has to be right about everything and can't stand being disagreed with. I've seen this cause truckloads of misery; especially when it's over stupid shit like what color the living room curtains should be. I know it's cliche, but no one's gonna find someone that agrees with them on every single issue in life.

and I should be jealous of my girl is using a dildo smaller than I am why?

>trashy look: dyed hair, piercings, tattoos

you a sad sad puppy. i see any one of the above, it's like the siren goes off and the kitchen is on fire. well, hair that is dyed yellow, that's a color that exists in nature, so that's allowable. that other shit, brick red, purple, blue....c'mon, gimme a fuckin break. piercings, tattoes, especially a whole sleeves worth? you definitely are not on my level, you are a fucking attention whore. next....

>goes out with her female "friends"
???

triple eights and you don't get that? i get that

read gap lapper

that list is for girlfriend material, if it's just common slut, you can reduce that list down to this:
>is a fat, flabby landwhale
>has a cock (traps are gay)

i would never turn down fucking a hot piece of trailer-trash ass. cum buckets are just that: are worthless whore you could care less about

I've been dating a crazy chick for 3 years. She put me through hell having borderline personality disorder and being an alcoholic with major rage and defensive issues. Likes to call me daddy but doesnt seem to have actualy daddy issues who knows though.

Her step dad called her baby doll one time while we were visiting.

Thought the mafia was coming after her while drunk one time.. Fucked up my entertainment system with a beer bottle knocked over my shit tried to hit me. She can be hot to fuck on occasion because she's so fucking nuts. But usually she just sucks in bed.

I've pretty much checked out and concentrate on work now. See her once a month maybe. In the meantime I have a couple fuck buddies. Also cucking a clients husband (their idea) and I have another client whos a millionaire 9/10 milf almost same age as my parents who is constantly buying me dinner buying lingerie and aching to get fucked. I'm only the second person shes ever had sex with two. She was shaking like fuck the first 5 times I tried to get in her pants and now she's all in.

My mind is so FUCKED from crazy bitch though I can barely get into this shit. Depressed as fuck.

DONT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY PEOPLE