Almost the end of the interview:

Almost the end of the interview:

>user, describe yourself in 5 words.

Fat, lonely, virgin, suicidal and homocidal

And apparently can't count.

My name is _________ ____________

Please hire me; I'm desperate!

Soon to be newly hired B^)

I masturbate to gay porn.

I am not a nigger.

Well, It's true I am

Fucking kek

5 words? I am nice

oh shit look out for..

Better than you, stupid motherfucker.

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Give me that job already.

SHIT! PISS! FUCK! CUCK! Tourettes.

I know where you live.

I accidentaly the whole thing

I can't into questions, Pajeet.

It's too cliche , I'm leaving

Hired and out of here.

describe yourself in 5 words.

I am psychotherapist.
>That's three words user...
I am psycho the rapist

Your mom goes to college

Chew bubblegum and kick ass