What do people taste like?

What do people taste like?

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like a log from Andy Sixx's asshole.

Like shit

Not chicken, that's for sure.

pork

veal

Don't forget to cook the meat and post the results

Like deez nuts

well i tried your mom and she tastes pretty fishy

Veal.

dark meat pork mostly...the liver and kidneys are very similar to cow though, just a bit more tough and gritty.

>the only meme nobody cares about
Must be tough

You know this how?

like pork but a bit sweeter

>implying anyone ITT has tried it

done

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Well gee if you eat people you might as well tell us a story.

can confirm

Literally who?

Those threads are fucking anoying... but this time it was well placed and relevant

Like pussy

Great-grandfather unknowingly ate human flesh when working as doctor in Congo during WW2, said it tasted similar to chicken.

they say it taste like pork

pork

Any cannibals ITT?

I'm edging for a greentext here.

Does the main course have smegma?

What's in his hand?

Salty milk and coins

No that's vagina

tastiest part of the human body

Depends

A cannibal in Japan said it tasted like fish.

You are what you eat I guess

So it tastes like every common meat you've had.
It seems psychosomatic if anything.

You know. I've always believe that the guy in the back was the one with his legs cut up. But now I don't think so. There's three bodies in that room. Those guys are fucking weird...

Yes!

There is a BIG difference between athletes and regular people who drink/smoke/do drugs.

Athletic people taste better but the meat it too chewy.

Regular people don't taste that good but I still prefer them over athletes due to meat tenderness.

Just do a greentext on how you source or kill your meat ffs

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It's obviously a haunted house attraction. Don't be a dolt.

With a penis?

No I meant adult diapers LOL

The guy is also wearing a thong. It's an 18+ attraction. Look at the color of the "blood" and the handprints on the wall. It's pretty obvious.

Dude there's a fucking exit sign and a fire extinguisher, its obviously a haunted attraction

Don't remember who said it, but one of the cannibal serial killers said people tasted like Pork

there is no exit sign you fucking retard

Hauntings aren't real you retard

she's not a dude you retard

>Retard

Depends on the age if they are younger the flavor tastes more tender it is like pork, if they are older they taste like hard meat you need to stew it first then cut it, in slices then the oven.
if you use the brain you need to definetly fry it but you need to put a lot of oil the taste is like when something needs salt so I recommend a good nice spice to hide the flavor, probably some good chili with avocado.

Eating the brain is retarded you retard. Human brains carry prions, which cause laughing disease. (Retard)

Maybe you can become The Joker

WHY SO PARASITIC?

well sometimes people like to eat something different Retard.
I thought this was America

depends where you live you retard

HAHAHAHAHA!
>HAHAHAHAHA!

o no thatrs aa scaroy pictur!! never post that again nn !

So no cannibals itt

im back, exuce my bad english
>be me 26y male russan
>live alone in the midle of nothing then
>the rode's were frozen
>my food sorces were not enugh
>get mesege on radio: "they will send some1 with some food with dog sled
> w8 ing for a week
>go out to find him
>find his body, he was frozen and the dogs had eaten the food
>i done what have to be done
>grab my axe n hoped of his limbs
>let the body there for the bears
>cooked it and stayed alive in that winter (most fucked of my life)
>dicide to go back to the city

that all i hope you like it

Depends on the diet. Flavor comes from the fat content and depending on the type of fat it is, will change the over all taste. Like how bear fat taste sweet during beary season and tastes like shit after they hibernate.

Vsauce has a good video on this
youtube.com/watch?v=qWAF9PgDg2c

should have eaten the dogs instead

they left already

THIS

Wrong. Mix between chicken and lamb.

Somewhat believable; would probably do the same.

Cannibals have claimed Americans taste salty

MY SIDES

They taste like my quads...Checkem

Nice. Did you eat the dick?

Sautéed brain matter tastes like chewy, rubber like eggs, more ostrich eggs to be specific. The texture is what you notice, not the taste.
It's not something you eat for the taste, only for the experience.

Especially with fava beans and a nice chianti eh?

Soylent green of course

It varies from person to person

I have only tasted women, and they were prostitutes and drug users, they didn't taste very good. Like chemicals and old porkchops. Once it was a black one, tasted like the chemical porkchop but with a hint of wet dog smell. I would kill somebody cleaner and younger if it weren't such a bigger risk.

Greentext of killing and eating a whore plz m8

>meat
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You can't /thread your own posts newfag

>newfag
don't you mean newbie, n00b?

I wanna be just like you :)

I don't greentext. Been coming here since 2003 and never have. But killing and eating a whore is exactly what you'd imagine. The documentaries about so-called "serial killers" usually get that right. Pick up pros, take her to secluded place, strangle, cut up, take the best parts (buttock and lower back, organs) dispose of rest, dry age in refrigerator or cooler for a couple of days, then freeze or cook. Roasting slowly is best. Would love to try one on a smoker, but the smell is a little distinct, kind of a risk.

Sounds fun until it becomes a compulsion and you HAVE to.

>2003

horse meat

I love horse meat.

as i said limbs, so legs and arms

It wasn't called Sup Forums yet, newfriend

Somethingawful or newgrounds then

No, it was Sup Forums, anime random