LEWIS HAMILTON, WHILE YOU LIE THERE HOPEFULLY AS UNCOMFORTABLE AS YOU CAN BE I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME...

LEWIS HAMILTON, WHILE YOU LIE THERE HOPEFULLY AS UNCOMFORTABLE AS YOU CAN BE I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME. I WANT YOU TO DIGEST THIS , BECAUSE WHEN I LEAVE F1 WITH YOUR FIA CHAMPIONSHIP, I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS I WANT TO GET OFF MY CHEST.

I DON'T HATE YOU LEWIS, I DONT EVEN DISLIKE YOU..I DO LIKE YOU, I LIKE YOU A HELL OF A LOT MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE IN THE PITLANE..I HATE THIS IDEA THAT YOU'RE THE BEST, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT. I'M THE BEST. I'M THE BEST IN THE WORLD. THERE'S ONE THING YOU'RE BETTER AT THAN I AM AND THATS KISSING BERNIE ECCLESTONES ASS. YOU'RE AS GOOD AT KISSING BERNIES ASS AS SCHUMACHER WAS..I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE AS GOOD AS SEBBBB THOUGH..HES A PRETTY GOOD ASS KISSER. ALWAYS WAS AND STILL IS. OOPS I'M BREAKING THE PITWALL.

I AM THE BEST DRIVER IN THE WORLD, I'VE BEEN THE BEST EVER SINCE DAY ONE WHEN I WALKED INTO THIS TEAM AND I'VE BEEN VILIFIED AND HATED SINCE THAT DAY BECAUSE TOTO WOLFF SAW SOMETHING IN ME THAT NO ONE ELSE WANTED TO ADMIT. THATS RIGHT I'M A TOTO WOLFF GUY! YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WAS A TOTO WOLFF GUY? MIKA HAKKINEN, AND HE SPLIT JUST LIKE I'M SPLITTING BUT THE BIGGEST DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND MIKA IS I'M GOING TO LEAVE WITH THE FIA CHAMPIONSHIP
I'VE GRABBED SO MANY OF BERNARD C ECCLESTONE'S IMAGINARY GOLD RINGS THAT IS JUST DAWNED ON ME, THEY ARE JUST THAT, THEY ARE COMPLETELY IMAGINARY, THE ONLY THING THATS REAL IS ME, AND THE FACT THAT DAY IN AND DAY OUT FOR ALMOST 11 YEARS I PROVED TO EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD THAT IM THE BEST, ON THIS MICROPHONE, IN THAT CAR EVEN AT PUNDITRY, NOBODY CAN TOUCH ME.
AND YET NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I PROVED IT IM NOT ON YOUR LOVELY SHAMPOO BILLBOARDS I'M NOT ON THE COVER OF GQ IM BARELY PROMOTED I DONT GET TO GO TO CARNIVAL I'M CERTAINLY NOT ON SOME CRAPPY CALL OF DUTY VIDEO GAME, IM NOT ON THE POSTER FOR SILVERSTONE, I'M NOT ON THE SIGNATURE THATS PRODUCED ON THE SKY F1 CHANNEL. IM NOT ON CONAN OBRIEN IM NOT ON JAMES CORDON

BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS I SHOULD BE AND TRUST ME THIS ISN'T SOUR GRAPES BUT THE FACT THAT THAT SEB IS ON THE PODIUM AT HUNGARY AND I’M NOT MAKES ME SICK

AND O HEY LET ME GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT, THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE CHEERING ME RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE JUST THE BIGGEST PART OF ME LEAVING THAN ANYTHING ELSE BECAUSE YOU’RE THE ONE WHO ARE LIKING THOSE ROSCOE INSTAGRAM POSTS YOU’RE THE ONES THAT BUY THOSE GQ’S THAT MY FACE ISN’T ON THE COVER OF AND THEN AT 5 IN THE MORNING AT THE AIRPORT YOU TRY TO SHOVE IT IN MY FACE SO YOU CAN GET AN AUTOGRAPH AND TRY TO SELL IT ON EBAY BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO LAZY TO GO AND GET A REAL JOB.

I’M LEAVING WITH THE FIA CHAMPIONSHIP ON NOVEMBER 29, WHO KNOWS MAYBE I’LL GO DEFEND IT IN INDY CAR, MAYBE I’LL GO BACK TO RALLY CROSS (HEY JENSON BUTTON HOW YOU DOING?) THE REASON I’M LEAVING IS BECAUSE OF YOU PEOPLE IS BECAUSE AFTER IM GONE YOU’RE STILL GOING TO POUR MONEY INTO THIS COMPANY, I’M JUST THE SPOKE ON THE WHEEL, THE WHEELS GOING TO KEEP TURNING, AND I UNDERSTAND THAT, BUT BERNIE ECCLESTONE IS GOING TO MAKE MONEY DESPITE HIMSELF. BERNIE ECCLESTONE IS A BILLIONAIRE WHO SHOULD BE A TRILLIONAIRE, YOU KNOW WHY HES NOT A TRILLIONAIRE? ITS BECAUSE HE SURROUNDS HIMSELF WITH GLAD HANDING, NON SENSICLE ********* YES MEN LIKE CHARLIE WHITING WHO TELLS HIM EVERYTHING HE WANTS TO HEAR AND I’D LIKE TO THINK THAT MAYBE THIS COMPANY WILL BE BETTER AFTER BERNIE ECCLESTONE IS DEAD BUT THE FACT IS ITS GOING TO GET TAKEN OVER BY HIS IDIOTIC DAUGHTER AND HIS DOOFUS SON IN LAW AND THE REST OF HIS STUPID FAMILY..LET ME TELL YOU A PERSONAL STORY ABOUT BERNIE ECCLESTONE……

wut am I reading

>punkposting in 2017-1

good thread

I see you

Punk will be back soon so this is relevant

kek

havnt seen a punkpost since chile pre copa final a few years ago

>OOPS I'M BREAKING THE PITWALL.
Top effort lad

witnessed

What is this meme? Feels kinda dirty like its from tv?

...

tl;dr?

Here you go, 1 (one) (you)

you promised me a (you) and all I got was an (OP) fuck this gay earth

Sounds like a sweaty mandrama

This is now a Kimi thread.

Underrated thread

F1 sucks. And gay. And boring.

Best thread

Explain the gay part

>implying Roscuck was CM Punk

More like Jack Swagger cashing in a money in the bank then quitting because his wife said so

Bretty good thread

Dunno why I thought it was Hart who said this, I forgot about CM Punk.

Dont ask why, i just had to

Very good posts