Caught fapping stories?

caught fapping stories?

okay

>Be me
>In room I share with my sister
>I was laying down with my laptop watching porn
>I put the covers over my legs so if someone walks in my room they won't see what I'm doing.
>Sister walks in and sees the part where my legs and dicks are exposed because I'm too retarded to properly cover myself
>she looks for a few seconds and leaves.
>mfw when a few days later she's talking about it with her friend on the phone in the same room which I can obviously hear.
>pretend like someone how miraculously I can't hear her talking about it a few feet away.
>mfw

(continued)

I'm not into my sister though, she's not ugly or anything, far from it. It's just gross to me. Actually that moment got me really embarrased, like I felt like killing myself because of how embarrased I was.

>fapping
>get caught

FUCK NOW EVERYONE KNOWS

she wants u d why else would she be talking about it right in front of you

>be 13
>fapping on parent's computer
>younger brother (12) walks in
>get pissed off, am horny as fuck because I was fapping
>not gay, but when I was that young and horny I didn't really care
>TLDR raped him on the floor, he got rug burn on his cock
>he kept squirming to readjust himself, said it hurt a lot
>noticed he had a boner and was trying to get it straight because I was bending his cock against the floor
>Told him I'd tell our parents he was gay if he ever told anyone, our parents were super religious christian types
>As far as I know, he never told anyone

do u have sauce

Image search you lazy fucknut, also it clearly sees realitykings.com

...

Yea well, I don't want her. Right now as I'm speaking, she's naked in her panties with no bra in the room in front of the mirror. But that's normal though. And fucking annoying at the same time because she's in my peripherals.

Wink at her

kek this

uhhhhh

>using fleshlight in shower
>cum
>finish taking shower
>sister immediately gets in shower after I get out
>mfw I realize that the fleshlight is still sitting on the shelf in the shower

Oh. Shit.

What happens next. Details!

I'm good. I actually want to fuck my niece (we have a 4 year age gap though cuz my mom had me when she was like 39), and she's actually interested. Idk how to advance it though. I can green text if you want.

Well duh, of course the logical thing happened. She came to my room afterwards crying and asking why I'm fucking a fleshlight when she's in the room right next door to me with a perfectly good vagina and we end up fucking

Only if anything interesting has happened

kek

> stroking in the bathroom
> mother knocks on door
> tells me we need to hurry
> she walks in
> i try to cover up
> she says come on we need to go
> kneels down, says she can help
> she touches my rock hard dick
> feels amazing
> looks at her watch
> tells me we need to speed this up
> puts dick in her mouth

>secretly fap to gay porn
>one night thinking I'm alone I put on a video on my tv and start fingering myself
>brother suddenly opens my door
>"hey what is tha- oh..."
>I'm just there naked with my fingers up my ass staring at him in disbelief
>we just stay like that for a few seconds
>he just closes the door and leaves

That was months ago and we still feel extremely awkward around each other while pretending that nothing ever happened

>move into shitty house with brother in basement
>bedrooms separated by sliding door
>ofw no lock
>"gentleman's agreement", don't enter room if no answer after knocking
>brother brings friend over, he's kinda high
>goes to see what i'm doing
>whips door open
>"hey user come get drunk"
>my dick's in hand
>looks right at me and swigs 40
>oh shit sorry dude
>mfw

It comes up sometimes, shit was pretty funny.

Aight i'll copy and paste what I had written from a shitty secrets thread.

>inb4 faggot

anyways here goes:

>Be me 14 years old
>Niece 9 years old (Mom had me when she was like 40)
>In Living room/bedroom
>Niece sleeping on bunk bed in fetal position on her left side.
>I see this, and I can also see her fantastic ass with her just in her panties.
>Think this may be my only chance to get pussy anytime soon. I was really horny, I wanted to know, no, NEEDED to know what a vagina felt like fully wrapped around my 14 year old cock.
>Sit on bunk bed just staring at her body. There was other people there but not paying
any attention to where me and my niece were. I thought I would be able to get at least 1-2 thrusts without waking her up or anyone noticing.
>Go up next to her in the same position like I'm about to spoon her.
>See her panties and part of her pussy lips poking out.
>I went and moved her panties to the side slightly so I can enter her.
>Dick is diamond hard
>Contemplate what I'm about to do and potential consequences

(Continued)

>Attempt to enter her pussy slowly with my rock hard dick.
>I get to her pussy lips, my dick is just on her pussy lips but not actually in her pussy yet.
>All I could feel was warmth. Warmth just on the head/tip of my dick.
>mfw when trying to go deeper and she starts moving.
>Quickly move from up under her, leaving her panties in the position I moved it.
>I'm at the end of the bed when she's still waking up.
>There's something next to me on the floor where I decided to frantically fiddle with pretending I'm busy with it.
>She lifts her upper body looking at me with a very worried confused looking face.
>sheknows.jpg
>I return a confused looking face like I didn't know what was going on.
>my heart was beating really fast, Like I'm fucked.
>When what felt like forever, she finally went back to sleep.
>mfw when she knows but I got away with it

> Middle of night
> Wife stuck at work, 4th time this week
> Start rubbing one out
> Hear voice behind me
> Daddy, what are you doing?"
> See 3 yr old daughter staring intently at my crotch
> It itched really bad, was scratching.
> Want me to scratch it?
> No, take your ass to bed.
> Told wife what happened
> Bitch laughed about it
> Daughter remembers and still offers to scratch my itch years later
> Wife still thinks its funny
> Fucked up bitch

(continued)

>I got away with it, but there's an aftermath.

She now has a fetish with incest. Before I've searched her iPad's history and there was first a search on google. "Rape videos" after that there would be entries of websites like xvideos or xnxx with search terms of just "Forced" "brother forces sleeping sister" "brother fucks sleeping sister" "brother fucks sister", etc. She forgets to delete her history. Literally just recently she was using my phone for a few hours and when I got it back I immediately went back to check the history, those exact search terms were there. This was a few years after it happened. I saw it as good in a way because I really want to fuck her, she's older now and she got some titties and a fat ass, she's thick af.

Only advances I've made on her is grabbing her ass, and she seems not to have any problem with it except playful "Stop haha", I've even grinded my dick up on her this one time when she called me over to see something out the window, I was fully and purposely pressing my slowly growing hard dick on her ass, there as a good 20 seconds of silence, I had to stop myself, I thought she would of stopped me. Anyways there's the story. I kind of groomed her I guess which is kind of fucked up.

top kek hahaha. what was your first interaction like the next time you guys saw/talked to each other

>be me
>watching really nasty space porn
>jerked off once, go back for second round
>can't get it up
>late for school
>hear footsteps down the hallway towards the bathroom
>have older brother
>ohshit.jpeg
>feels pretty good
>have to stand to jerk off to be ready to get in mom's van
>brother opens door
>cum in his face and into his mouth
>grab flower vase, smack him over head, and drag him into closet
>doesn't remember years later
>get into car w/cum residue on my neck and shirt

kek

(Cont.)
>mom asks what it was
>say it's milk
>believes it
>7 hrs later after shiity day at school, go to bathroom and decide to jerk off
>really horny
>open up closet and find brother lying there slightly awake, still semi-uncon
>whatever.jpeg
>jerk off there and then in front of him, decide to cum in his mouth
>cum in mouth
>laugh
>wakes up
>WUT DA FUK, says older brother
>falcon punches me
>uncon

that was.... interesting

>Wake up later in garden
>literally have cum coating my face
>run furiously into brother's bedroom, ready to murder him
>not there
>nor mom, mom plus dad works
>get call from mom
>tells me that bro broke his leg in car crash while in car
>CACKLE
>bro never tells anybody about cumcapades
We still laugh about it every now and then. Unfortunately, I now only watch exclusively revenge/rape porn or bukkake.

I bet the majority of these stories will be fake as fuck fantasies so let me share a real one.

Junior year I was in my older sister's room, which I thought was locked, playing a hentai game on her computer. I have my stuff on an external hard drive and her desktop was way faster than my shit. I'm rock hard and beating it while watching a cat girl get dicked when I hear footsteps right outside the door. I immediately minimize and my dad pushes the door open. I hadn't shut it all the way.

So I've got all my clothes off and my dick out in front of my sisters laptop, right? I look back at the desktop screen and it's a close up picture of her in a lifeguard suit at the gym. My dad is shocked and I'm too autistic to say anything. So now I'm debating whether I should bring back up the 2D Japanese cat girl getting pounded or leave my dad with the impression I jerk off to my sister.

After an awkward ten seconds, he just nodded and closed the door. Didn't bring it up again.

It wasn't so bad. We were just like
>hey what's up
>what's up
As I said, pretending like nothing happened
I think the biggest reason he feels awkward about this is because he is also a repressed faggot. I know this because I've seen gay and sissy shit in his browser history.
I know it wouldn't make us feel like this if he had caught me masturbating to straight porn

>> 14 yrs old
>> Looking through mom's dresser for hidden cash and instead find her vibrator
>> Curious about it, rush to my room, and use it.
>> No one home, so don't bother to close door
>> 5 minutes in, Mom walks in and shrieks
>> Very awkward silence afterward. She finally tells me that I can keep it and walks out.
>> For about two weeks we avoid each other.

You kept using it?

Meant for

Am I fucked up? I don't know what came over me. I really regretted after. If there is a god, it's his fault, he's the one who gave males testosterone. Idk what the fuck was up with me but I couldn't help myself I was really horny

>start home from school
>no one home
>13 and horny, been slow jacking since I knew I was staying home
>get in the recliner and slow jack to some cinemax porn
>heard someone come on the poarch and brushed it off as the mailman
>literally about to bust and I notice my milf aunt watching me through the window
>her watching me made me come
>make eye contact
>she smiles and begins walking in
>gushing cum
>she's through the door and I'm sitting there still dripping
>she screams and jumps up and down
>giant tits bouncing literally shot up more cum
>she runs back to the poarch
>has casual conversation with me about my mom's new poarch furniture

Same aunt a few years later
>staying with cousins
>single milf aunt who works a lot
>find vibrator stuffed in her couch cushions
>the way I found it made me think she used it a lot, can't remember why
>normal night, she brings home pizza hut, me and my cousin gets stoned,watch tv, he fall asleep first while I stay up gaming
>bathroom separates rooms
>little sister locked from her side, she'd asleep
>decide to go to bathroom in my aunts
>go down the hall and her silently open her door so I don't wake her
>she's sitting on her couch spread open fucking herself hard while holding a pillow to her face with the other hand
>no longer have to puss
>instant diamonds
>jerk my cock as fast as she's fucking herself
>cum in a minute
>she's still going
>I think she knew I was there
>why not
>jerk again and cum while still having to piss
>cum all over her floor
>dripping pis
>go back to bed room and piss out window
>jerk again then go to bed

Woke up to his sister rubbing my cock when me and her ditched school one day. I passed out from smoking weed. She crawled into bed with me cause she didn't wanna be alone. She claimed she saw it getting bigger and thought something was happening. Awkward but she's pretty innocent, kinda believed her but thinking back she probably wanted to blow me

Nah dude i would have done the same. You were young and you wanted pussy man thats all it was. You dont think too much about WHO youre fucking when your young. But yo man i would suggest trying to fuck her still. Nothing like fucking your cousin.
>yee-haw

i mean yeah its morally fucked up but its normal. and the fact that shes kinda giving hints that shes interested makes it less fucked up i guess. idk could be worse

yeah id definitely go for it

>be 15
>living with at grandma's for a few months
>babysitting my 10yo cousin
>she always goes around saying how in love she is with me
> me and everyone else think that's cute
>get really horny that day and decide to go to my room and jerk it
>lock the door so she doesn't catches me
>as I'm cuming she just barges in
>I forgot the fucking lock was broken
>she just stares at me with a confused and embarrassed look
>I quickly close the door and clean myself
>later I tell her not to tell anyone what just happened as if I had just raped her
>she never looked at me like she used to ever again

I wanna go for it but idk man.. it's 50/50 and idk how I would go about it. I kind of want to fulfill her fantasy and try playing with her body (not fuck) while she's sleeping to see her reaction whenever I get a chance. BUUUUT.. I could come off really rapey and don't want to get in trouble with the fam.

Also I don't want to do anything corny like people suggest like complimenting her or anything. I've had multiple opportunities to talk to her about it or to fuck her but I've never felt like the mood was right.

might as well just raped her!

I used it again roughly a week after she found me using it. I was feeling horny, had it on top of my dresser and completely forgot that it's been up my mom's snatch, and maybe her ass. Realized the fact after I came.

When things kind of went comfortable for both of us. Mom and I had a talk about it. I did ask if she wanted it back and she declined. Made the comment of "She was looking for a reason to get another one."

After getting over the fact that it was my mom's vibrator I used it whenever the mood struck me. It was a pretty good vibrator until the motor inside finally died two years later

femanon?

I honestly feel I scarred her all the same

hows your relationship with her now?

so sauce or no

Haven't seen her in a few years. She lives in another state now and I don't really have any reason to go there.

Yes

>be me, young as shit
>total autist and read porn comics
>phat_nut.jpg
>lived in basement w/ shit computer
>mom comes downstairs *fuck knows why*
>see's son with fucking anthro porn
>spongebob's fucking playing in the background
>she walks back upstairs
.to this day it still fucks me up when I think about it

Not really a story of being caught but just as uncomfortable.
>Be me, around 18
>Tried to use my vibrator, but it just wasn't working.
>Replaced batteries, still didn't work.
>Decided to give up and put it away on my shelf across from my bed.
>Go to sleep, it was pretty late.
>Suddenly I'm woken up by a startlingly loud noise
>I start screaming, just instinct from how loud it was i guess.
>Mom comes running into the room, frantically searching for the noise
>I am scared shitless still, not even thinking about what it could be
>My mom grabs what's making the noise, it's my vibrator. On full blast
>She turns it off, gives me a dissapointed look and leaves the room
>Couldn't sleep all night
>Few days later slides in a comment about how my vibrator is stronger than hers

Erks me to this day

you degenerate.

>be 15 or 16, have my own desktop computer in my room
>my back faces the door and screen faces the door
>on a porn site looking at free sample videos
>mom knocks
>opens door, I had dick out and porn on screen with headphones on but I hear her.
>put dick away close porn
>mom says "turn the porn off user and go to bed"
>mom goes downstairs and unplugs the internet router.
>next day mom says "your father is going to speak to you"
>dad comes to me when I'm playing xbox or something and says "your mom said she caught you on porn so we're going to move your computer out of your room"
>"but dad it wasn't actually porn, it was a dating site girls posted nudes on!"
>"why are you on a dating site?"
>"I'm lonely"
>"well wait until you're 18 before going on dating sites. No internet for a week".

This was before Wifi was a thing so my computer was hardwired to the router with an ethernet cord through the wall. My parents just unplugged the cord to my computer so I couldn't get online. I would then wait until they'd go to bed, sneak downstairs and plug in my ethernet cable, run back to my room and download some porn pics, then run back down and unplug it. I did this almost every night that week.

Hey, I'm the femanon that posted this
At least you didn't get a hand-me-down vibrator from your mother.

ah the good ol "unplugging the router so you got sleep" good times

>my legs and dicks
How many dicks do you have

Fuck her. You can do it user.

>not having multiple dicks in 2017

>be 13
>cousins visiting house
>go in bathroom to jerk
>forgets to lock door
>9 year old cousin walks in
>looks at dick
>"don't say a fucking word"
>she turns around and leaves
>she didn't say anything till 3 years later
>fuck her

What did she say?

she just randomly brought it up

>>not having multiple dicks in 2017
>>>not having multiple dicks because it is the CURRENT YEAR and because it's the CURRENT YEAR you should have MULTIPLE DICKS

I got a few lol.

#1
>around year 2000 be 18ish(old fag) >AOL dial up 20mins to DL a pic of Jenny McCarthy in playboy
>fap constantly
>technology advances and stumble upon iheather deep throat video
>hottest fucking thing imaginable at the time
>fapping increases
>its the vid where she's in a bikini top, dude starts to nut and she begins to deepthroat
>start of life long search for such a bj
>anyway, cousin is over hanging out
>show him the clip
>he leaves
>I commence to fap
>fucker trolled me and didn't leave, waited outside and walked back in moments later
>busted.jpeg

Was embarrassing then but now I laugh about.

Be me(14) go to sleep at friends house, livea alone with his mother. So late at night i am so horny for no reason, decide time is now to fap. Go to their bathroom and start fapping. Hear noises, start freaking the fuck out so stop and listen to what is going on. Friends mother knocks on door asks if im ok. Tell her yeah my stomach is just a bit wonky. She leaves and i start fapping again. She comes back a bit later knocks on door says "im coming in to see if youre ok". Stressng my balls of as she opens door, just panic stands up . She looks right at my dick and stops. Mfw she tells me i shouldn't be doing this alone. Thought she was going to kill me but jerked me off. To this day was beat handjob ever. Pic related of her that i stole of her phone

What will stop her doing that is taking pics and posting here.

10/10 I died

learn to greentext you fucking newfag

Should I? lol kek nah never.

Never told this to anyone before
>be me
>be really young at the time, like 5th grade
>parents had one computer, shitty e-machines that ran on xp way back
>I just discovered jerking it
>had no idea you're supposed to do it alone, etc.
>fapping away one night
>the music in the backround is Michael Jackson's "beat it"
>not even trolling
>mfw dad walks in and say "WHoa take it easy!"
>mfw all my family thinks i beat of to mj

Nah, Do it!

>This one time was fapping
>Got caught

Cool story, m8

i don't know how interesting this is, but it's true

>in dorm
>ugly girl in next room likes me
>nice, but do not want
>give her the heismann many times
>roommate out of town for weekend
>decide to fap to some porn
>mid-fap ugly girl climbs in my window
>at first didn't notice her because headphones
>just as i'm about to spooj i see her staring at me wide eyed
>about to stop, then decide fuck it, it's too late
>finish unsatisfying fap because ugly girl's image ruined it
>she walked out of my room without saying anything
>tells everybody she saw me wanking
>nobody believed her
>thought it was just her fantasy

Well I had to try.

It probably would work though, maybe.

I caught my cousin jerking off
What the fuck else would she say

I've also been caught masturbating to the same song

Feels bad for years

Did you atleast cum in his anus?

this actually happened a few years ago but i'll let you know when i start making shit up

>junior in high school
>always been horny 24/7
>in economics class sitting in back of the class next to friend of mine (big ass/huge tits, but kind of a butter face though)
>start watching a show in class
>she lays her head on the table and falls asleep
>horny af
>whip my dick out and slowly start stroking
>no one notices so i go faster
>start thinking about cumming on her back or ass while she sleeps
>shift in my chair for easy access to her body
>95%
>right as i'm about to reach 100% she starts moving and turns her head toward me
>she's still sleeping but it scares me to death
>consider stopping but i was too horny to care
>jerk it under the table so she couldn't see if she woke up
>cum on her boots but a little also got on her leg
>she feels it and wakes up
>shove my dick in my pants faster than lightning mcqueen
>she looks at me just as i'm pulling my hand out of my pants
>she looks at cum on her leg
>my face red and hot as fuck
this is where i'm gonna say some fake shit,
>she pulls my pants down
>starts giving me head
>she's moaning louder than ever
>everyone in class turns and looks st us
>teacher comes over and starts pushing her head further down on my cock
>class starts making noise and cheering her on
>we get up on the table to fuck
>she says "wait"
>"i only do anal, i hope you're okay with that that"
>everybody pauses then cheers
>all eyes on us as i'm fucking the metaphorical shit out of her
>after a while i bust a fat nut in her mouth
>almost like a trigger three more girls show up and they start sharing my cum
>they all swallow
>we leave to the next class and start the whole process over again
okay so what actually happened was
>she looks back up at me with disgust
>starts quietly yelling at me
>i couldn't think of an excuse so i apologize
>she tells me to go get tissues to clean it up
>i have to clean my cum from her leg and shoe

i actually had sex with my mom because i got caught

Fuck yeah, anal only slut taking your dick in front of everyone