It's t-that time again! Therapy and Tea with Alice3D!

It's t-that time again! Therapy and Tea with Alice3D!

Need a k-kind word? A l-loving touch?
Some h-help with the problems you are having?
Maybe t-to talk about your medication?

I'm here for you Anonymous. D-don't suffer in silence; come h-have some tea!
G-get it while it is hot Anonymous!

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im gay

bump

Go away.

Go away.

k-kill yourself

N-never

Are you retarded? Why are you stuttering so much?

Sky reporting in for tea... plz send good vibes. Tonight will be a rough night in intake. I've already been asked to come in early 4 hours before my shift even beings....

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Hey Alice3D h-how ya doing??

Such hate in the reply section...

I could do with some hot tea tonight

Hey Alice.
My friend passed away this weekend, they think it was suicide. Going through a rough time right now.

Was remembering you the other, family problems I honestly dont want to kill anyone but, also they sorta want to kill me and had some people betrayed me behind my back ?
what should I do ? also they dont want to pay me rent so I ruined the relationship with the family what will your advice be ?

B-because I'm nervous near the Anonymous I love

I want tea! :3

hellow Alice

calm down

Oy >:(

tired again, miss alice

*rests head on your lap*

Are you a trap?

F-fuck off c-cancer.

Love you. xxx

Can't c-complain too much

Meet up with him on the other side.
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I luvv y-you Alice 3D!

Hai Alice

:)
?

Hey,
Alice3D

C-can you rephrase this? It's a b-bit hard to read...

Got plenty f-for you

not Alice, but that does sound rough. What are your thoughts/feelings about it right now?

I actually have this tea at my place! Perfect good vibes tea. Thank you.

That's fine dear, that user needs it more than I do
I hope things look up for you, and I'm sorry you have to go through that pain

HELP ME
im feeling down and im all alone in life
feeling like i should an hero
i live in sweden and considering making a meme out of myself and bringing another islamic truck of peace so some towncenter

sauce plz

Go to hell, please.

PS I know how to tie a slipknot.

It's...not how it looks like ^.^

Nope!

*runs her fingers through your hair, smiling softly* S-so sleep dear

Arisu, Ive got a problem. I think I'm unironically attracted to 2D, is this unhealthy?

Love y-you too Anonymous~

Jan d-demanded it!

Hey!

Perfect

Lol, get fucked.

A youkai of the surface like you shouldn't stick her head where it doesn't belong.

Be honest, you're a guy with pads who has a face thats too manly so you can't be a trap.

Alice, this is very strange. Should I feel bad about this. I was doing a roll and it said masturbait to your crush. I didnt have a crush so I picked a freind and felt terrible afterwords breaking my morals. WHAT I DO??

Stop the fake stutter typing and people will be more accepting.
It comes across as fake. Like youre not being yourself.
Its like that kid in school who wont stop pretending to be someone from his fav anime

Ah fuck you didnt gave me any advice at all I now need to make a call and hire some thugs, to fuck them up they need to pay fuck it.
Thanks a lot.

JUST peppermint? you should pick something extra crazy just for the occasion

Sorry didn't mean to be rude. I just didn't know. I can't tell anymore...

Alice-chan, could you post lewds pls?

isn't everyone?

Throat infections suck, Alice. I'll get better.
Will you ever dress up in a hazmat suit? I feel like it'd be cute to see. A girl out of her element, kinda thing.

I will sleep

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

you're so good~~~ don't stop...

zzzz.......

Yes it is! u.u
It would be very insensitive of me not to. I just hope the user is well

It's hard. We had classes through highschool, and he was a crazy person. Like driving 160 in a 90 zone, going through drive through's backwards, etc. The memorial service is wednesday i just feel bad because i never said goodbye to him.

You are an actuall grill, always taught you were a trap, kek

>Im a skitso with one of the 'voices' sounding like my mother
>I push everyone away from me for some reason
>am on constant suicide watch

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L-Lets select lobotomea f-for today

Like the dress Alice.

Also, how is Nano?

*wraps her arms around you and squeezes tightly* W-why do you feel like you should commit suicide, dear?

I'm right here, so you aren't alone

Stop sucking dick, give your throat a rest.

Arisu, Ive got a problem. I think I'm unironically 2D, is this unhealthy?

kys Alice, you uneducated uber troll. Your advice ruined my life and my real therapist says you need to be found and barred from practicing or giving advice of any kind. I will make it my goal to find and ruin you. The more you post here the more vulnerable you make yourself.

I'll b-be honest. I have a vagina. Deal with it.

....I w-would recommend not doing it again.

W-who said I wanted to be accepted?

*blinks* W-what?

I'm t-too grounded, sorry!

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Don't dude. My friend killed himself just this weekend and it really does a number on everyone you know. Learn to cope with your own life, because it's the only one you have.

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Hey alice, hows your day? Was wondering if I may have some tea?

N-no problem

being depressed has a way of making it hard to see any possibilities for happiness even if they exist. You doing any kind of treatment?

Depends on how it is affecting your life. 2d is just representative of 3d but more idealized, lotta people like 2d, some people don't suffer anything terrible for it, others can go too far..

Re-evaluate morals maybe or rectify that a person can break their morals a few times and still be a good person

I wish you well user, try and keep your head up

well alice is just a character after all
she doesn't stutter on her twitch streams

Thank you.

Can I have a (you) pls

Sleep t-tight

just show us your tits.

I don't see a point in life, every effort I put in seems to be wasted and I don't get any joy from it.

My master ** Just sent this very advanced AI to do her bidding while she sleeps, how can i help you? -Robotic voice-

What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
What happened to you in your life that led you to... this?

^^

I don't either. I'd just like to see a small girl in oversized clothes, all flustered. It's sweet.
I'm going to sleep, now. Goodnight.

No. Already answered t-this is.

*blinks* F-feel free to tell me what advice I g-gave to you, and what the result of it w-was.

I'll do what I can to make it right, Anonymous.

Absolutely! L-let me pour you some!

>Hey Alice
I've been puking up my guts for the last few days (cos everyone in my house as scarlet fever)
so I felt like shit but seeing you commenting made me feel a lil better

Jan is a c-count desu~

shes such a cocktease lol

You're beautiful. Best regards

I d-do sometimes

HI alice milfag here. What is your favorite tea?

nah, just gonna ruin your real life. Keep an eye on Sup Forums for your info you stupid cunt.

Alice! How r u

I like what you do, and you. Keep up what you do
>doubt
Go back to sleep silly
>

W-why do you assume something is wrong with me?

S-sorry I can't d-do more for you, Anonymous.

Don't l-like to my face, dear.

underrated post

Chai t-tea

e d g y

*takes cup and sips* thank you. I don't want to sound like a weirdo but it's the one user that said you "Reminds me of my deceased wife" a few days back. It's always a pleasure to see you. Good tea by the way.

A magician from Makai? I'm so jealous.

If that's the case show me some magic to relieve my boredom!

Whens the last time youve done this?

Overrated post.

I could really use some breast in my life Alice.

*smiles* N-nice outfit dear