We had a deal with my gf that we can do anal if she can fuck me in the ass with a strap on before

We had a deal with my gf that we can do anal if she can fuck me in the ass with a strap on before.

I am picking up one after work and we will do it tonight. What I am up for?

better douche your assho

It's not even that fucking bad, I don't know what women always bitch about. Maybe their assholes are just tighter.

Well it makes me cum WAY FASTER. It feels amazing honestly. Use lots of lube, especially for a first time

Prepare for your girlfriend to never respect you ever again

I am freaking out a little man. Now I understand it a little why is she so hesitant.

of course

Damn I hope it wont turne me into a faggot.

Nah after that it is my turn.

You're gonna get fucked in the ass and then shes gonna leave you.

It doesn't, it's prostate stimulation. Has nothing to do with finding men attractive.

user please dont talk like that....

Yeah but it is that thing what gays do. At least I hope it wont hurt much.

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Solid advice, don't want to lose your chance to fuck her because she got grossed out by your ass being unclean while she's pegging you.

Mark your ass sparkling clean like a virgin princess from rainbow cotton candy land. It shouldn't even occur to her that it could have been dirty after she's done fucking you like a rag doll.

Also _LUBE_ is just as important for both of you, as is anal foreplay. (Tip don't be as picky about her hygiene as you expect her to be about yours, but a condom can help help prevent tou from getting a urinary tract infection while tou fuck her ass.)

Have fun!

؜You are in for her changing her mind after shes got hers and leaving you crying in the corner with your bleeding asshole.

>it is that thing what gays do
Firstly, you must be British. Secondly, it's not just for gay guys. Plenty of hetero guys dabble in anal play, it's entirely normal.
>hurt
Not if you use enough lube and take your time.

Not a fair trade. Who wears the pants in your relationship? You or your gf? Guess you'll find out.

Tell her you have internal hemorrhoids and can't do it because of that. Fake a doctor's note if necessary.

some pretty gay shit.

this is some beta ass bullshit. if she wanted to let you do it she wouldnt have stipulations. either convince her she wants it or move on if it's important to you. If the idea of a dildo in the ass isn't sexually appealing it isnt worth it.

Actually, I'm English...

So you are a pasty virgin from cotton candy land!

Start preparing yourself with a finger now and working your way up. Lots of helpful guides on the internet for that. You'll also want lots of lube.

I think OP is looking forward to it, to be treated like a bitch, kind of being dominated a little by the gf..

Send a picture OP of you on all 4 being hammered from behind in the exhaust system..

Well i can tell you that it wont be worth brother