PEDO STORY THREAD HERE - everyone has a pedo or borderline pedo story to tell. Everyone here, at least

PEDO STORY THREAD HERE - everyone has a pedo or borderline pedo story to tell. Everyone here, at least.

Nice picture

I have a Britbong Paedo, pic related, Paul the Britbong Paedo.

I will sure trust him in babysitting my two 9 and 10 daughters

anthony cumia is a pedo

true pedo story.

Pedo is fart in Spanish xd

fucking spainfags, go and do something, stop sleeping in the afternoon

look at this fuckin pedo

Nice try fbi

>gonna fuck that baby

I didn't know she was 3 years old, she said she was 18

>be few years ago, normal person
>discover Sup Forums, get corrupted
>loli threads used to disgust me, now I have a huge folder of loli pron
>youngest sister in high school had a field trip, needed a chauffeur so I volunteered
>see big-breasted freshman girl, instaboner
>few months go by, I message her out of nowhere and ask to take her on a date
>she says yes
>take her out to dinner, and then go for a walk in a park
>hold hands and start making out by the river in a secluded area
>asks me if I can eat her out, I was thinking I was gonna do it regardless
>people nearby so we get in a car and drive into the woods
>eat her, she tastes sweet
>she tells me to put it in and it's the softest pussy I've ever felt
>pull out and come on her DDD titties
>she wants to keep going, go for round 2
>this time I come deep inside her
>dropped her off at home after that
>she was taking pills to control her period, never got pregnant
>I was 25, she was 15, some of the best sex in my life
>no rugrats

a ver si pillas un poco de cancer

did you wake up at 4 pm just to say that?

very nice

Nice try, FBI.

I was 19, living with my best friend and his family. It was nighttime, We were all watching the new Alice in Wonderland movie and about halfway through the film, skipping into the living room is his 7 year old sister wearing pink leggings she wore under her skirt to church that same day. Her panties were completely visible. She then stops directly in front of me, blocking my line of site to the tv, my eyes go straight to her polka dot panties, then I say, "Riley I can't see". She proceeds to slowly back up, starting at the tv as if entranced with the movie. Her knees buckle as she runs into the front of the lazy boy I had to myself, dropping he butt directly on my crotch. She kept adjusting herself on my lap almost as if she was feeling for my. This aroused me and my dick began to grow. Her reactions in the way she moved her hips and bounced around every time I part she liked appeared was enough for me to blow my load in my pants during the movie. She (and i) both sat in my fun for a good 10 minutes before I excused myself to the restroom. I relive this moment all the time

yeah, right, now tell me about your past pedo experiences, Nick.

I really should have grammar checked myself.. oh well.

>and start making out

fake and gay, like those lolistories you love to read.

basically it assumes the girl is willing to get fucked, out of the blue.

>pink leggings
>Her panties were completely visible

fake and gay.

you're assuming that pink panties are not pink but transparent.

>be me, about 20
>playing golf late at a local muni course by myself
>course is empty, sun is setting
>have to pee
>start pissing on a tree and 3 jailbait girls, maybe 13 or 14 come around the corner
>panic, spin, they laugh
>"funny" i say
>"we want to watch" says the leader
>oh fuck, okay, no-one around, fine
>turn back so they can see my already hardening cock finish pissing
>they're really intrigued and aren't afraid because there's 3 of them together
>i say "fuck, this is making me horny with you girls here, have you ever seen a guy cum?"
>they get a little nervous but are still smiling
>"want me to jerk off and cum for you?"
>they nod, the leader says yes
>i jerk slowly for them and eventually nut a 6-roper onto the cart path
>they cheer and giggle and leave

I'm sure they would have helped out if I'd asked...I was too stunned by the whole situation to think clearly...pretty happy how i handled it, tbh.

> be 16
> continually horny and shit
> live near elementary school
> nice girls, 10 yo, very deep blue eyes
> she asks me if she can touch my dog
> sure, why not
> came in, play with the dog
> have this short skirt with blu leggins below
> leggins being leggins, I could as well memorize her ass and thigh forms
> invite her to drink a coke
> she smile and accept
> she remove her shoes
> instantboner.png
> she proceed to sit, legs crossed, in front of me
> give her the coke
> sip loudly, while watching me smiling
> how old are you, she asks
> 16, i say
> you look older
> I am older...than you
> both laugh
> out of the blue, she says she has no bf
> neither I do
> oh that's a pity, you are such a beautiful boy
> do you really think?
> yeah now I have to go - and she goes.

continue?

That was nice anyway

.... they cheered? come on

Feikkk

My gf and I had a threesome with a 13 yo girl when we were 19. Found her on IRC, chatted her up, a few days later she spent the weekend at our place
The threesome wasn't very good, she was too inexperienced and passive, and we went to sleep soon after. I slept between them, and in the middle of the night I woke up to her jerking me off. Turned her on her side and spooned/fucked her silently, creampied her in the end.

Well, cheered, laughed, said wow...you know...

yes please

>>start pissing on a tree and 3 jailbait girls, maybe 13 or 14 come around the corner

fake and gay.

trees don'thave corners.
jailbait girls would simply call the police.
muni courses have public restrooms.

>> invite her to drink a coke

fake and gay.

girls wouldn't do coke with random strangers, even if they have a touchable dog.

>she spent the weekend at our place

Fake and gay.

Not even in those far old IRC times a 13yo girl would spend a weekend in some strangers house whose face was still unknown (IRC is text only, faggot)

>she has no bf
>neither do I
kek

>IRC is text only, faggot
Yeah, and DCC totally wasn't an option

I still don't know why so many FAGGOTS love to write neverending "cont?cont?cont?" fake stories on their shitty iphones here.

Some advice for you:

> be brief: no more than two dozen lines

> be coherent: no shitloads of useless details

> be interesting: no unreasonable claims, no ramblings, no fagspeech

> don't beg for feedback

> separate important paragraphs with a blank line

> proofread before sending: loudly say "I don't give a shit" every line

> proofread before sending: loudly say "cool story bro" every line

> proofread before sending; don't awake grammarnazis

> don't be a faggot: always add some "pic related", many bonus points for OC

> final check: does your story comply with the 5W rule? "who, where, when, what, why?"

that made me hard

(You)
>>>start pissing on a tree and 3 jailbait girls, maybe 13 or 14 come around the corner
>fake and gay.
>trees don'thave corners.
>jailbait girls would simply call the police.
>muni courses have public restrooms.

Correct. Trees don't have corners. Also correct that muni courses have public restrooms.

>my 38 daughters

Shitty advice - would spoil any narrative, emotional build-up or investment by the audience.

I 2nd

>my 631 daughters

Does being the same age as the girl at the time count?

>be 15
>gf 15
>both virgins, both horny
>regularly dry hump, oral sex, suck her tits (DD cups)
>both fearful of pregnancy so never penetrate
>one day she is particularly horny
>we masturbate side by side on my bed
>without breaking eye contact she takes her wet fingers out of her pussy and licks them clean
>dick has never been as hard as that moment since
>begin usual dry hump session
>her wet pussy is soaking through her panties and making my boxers wet
>feels like there is nothing in the way
>pinch her nipples, make out
>she starts panting and says under her breath "p... put your dick in me"
>hesitant but do it
>best feeling in the world, warm, wet and she bites her lip
>have first fuck, but slightly awkward as i didnt know what movements to make
>pull out after about 45s and cum on her tits


> basically it assumes the girl is willing to get fucked, out of the blue.
implying you know anything about teenage girls' willingness to fuck

cont. is still retarded. I never read in the first place.

>Does being the same age as the girl at the time count?
I'm afraid it doesn't.

Bump

fake and gay.

you're implying that a 13yo girl whose horizon was "let's buy a new Barbie" actually was:

- capable to take pics/vids and resizing them
- using the DCC mechanism to send to some random stranger over a text-only IRC channel
- receiving pics/vids and managing to watch them
- accepting invitation from a stranger over IRC to spend a week-end there (did he always talk about Barbie's new house?)
- get parents permission
- actually manage to go there using trains, buses, possibly airplanes
- and being ready to some sex action with a fucking dude with a cuckgf
- getting dirtied and possibly knocked up and then going home no strings attached as if nothing happened, not even with a Barbie's New Tea Set

this ain't a pedothread.

this is a retardedthread.