La illaha ilallah muhammad ur rasullallah

La illaha ilallah muhammad ur rasullallah

Congratulations brother you are muslim now

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But I already am :/

hezbollah

Go away shoo

Wrong

Islam is the ultimate redpill

All semetic religions are redpill, atheism is the worst cancer after maoism

So if I say this to Muslim during war, he cant kill me?

Pretty much, but if its isis or al-qaeda than your shit out of luck

Judaism is pretty much based
But Christianity is so fucking cucked
That's why Islam is the biggest redpill, but the ME needs to stop make it look barbaric and basing their laws on the hadith too much

Since i'm now muslim give me 4 brown pussy.

Its not that easy, if the first wife agrees than you can have a second one and even then you cant have one if your not bapable of providing a comfertable life and cant manage her

Who are these Western whores and why are they playing dress up in a mosque ? Wasn't there someone to beat some respect into them them ?

I mispronounced that tongue twister so I'm not Muslim

uhhhhhhhhhh
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
lalalalahahahahihihihi m'ahmed
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
urururururushalom

just from reading that? so this is the power of Muhammad (PBUH)...

>if the first wife agrees
*apostazy*

if you're not fighting it's forbidden to kill you lad, unless it's isis

but i am already a muslim

Now you're exponentially a Muslim.

so i get 72^2 virgins? yayayayay

wtf i love islam now mashallah

Now that I'm a muslim, can you show us some wives? Have money. Want a nice light brown pretty one. I can maintain two but only want one.

Can I fuck little girls now? Please

kys

>kys
in a muslim way, like a c4 belt

hahahahahahahah lost

The only good Islam is Twelver Shiism IMO. Iran is based as fuck

little boys then?

>islam
>twelver shiism
what?

thats only alright in afghanistan where "bacha-bazi" is allowed, at least the taliban tried to stop it

>his Mahdi isn't occulted

WEW LAD

Reminder that Shia run states are the only ones in the Middle East not utterly cucked by Israel and KSA

Fuck
I read this aloud

Haha you're gay now bro

this.

day of the mahdi when?

Ramadan?

...wa ʿalīyyun walīyyu-llāh

Soon brother, inshallah

>losing land to Israel
>in complete turmoil

Yeah m8 shiats arrr based

well the signs are complete so soon enough brother

So this is the power of Islam...

Im scared, this only means day of dajjal is closer

Inshallah

youtube.com/watch?v=PKfhWWdKpds

Don't know why, but I had a hearty laugh.

Can I practice taṣawwuf? Like the moroccans..

Alhamdulillah, there is no god but Allah (May He be praised and exalted). Muhammad (peace be upon him) is the messenger of Allah (pbuh). TAKBIR!

Are you the guy from Quetta? If so get regional flags plz

Wtf

Yes,am from Quetta and sorry no regional flag only one pakistan

Wtf is this shit
m.youtube.com/watch?v=9MpnpcCLvtM

Answer please. I already said the oath.

:(

will ask the autists in flag to make the regionals, might just do it myself if I have the time

But why? Quetta is proud part of pakistan

sure thing buddy

Hmm it would probably be better to make a Baloch regional actually

and anyway regionals don't mean it's not a proud part of the country

Yes, certainly
youtu.be/zQsS1UeL7HE

>Mfw they make quite decent traps
just pump some estrogen and I might consider shagging one

all fucking sandniggers must fucking hang

>consider shagging
I know, that you definitely would do that, muzzie paki.

Im 3/4 afghani anyway

Even better, you, child rapist

Dear Siddi, can I be Quranist or Sufi ?

>Leaf nigger

Why ? I was actually nice towards you.
Also, since you convert me, you should be nice toward me.

what does egypt think of pakistan

sorry shitposting is a sin worse than shirk. G8 raked

I did not even shitpost.
But you post was one,m8

No angl*s allowed

Y'all need some Jesus

I'm not even Anglo.

oh well

now give me a cute lebanese gf

No I'm not. DIE! FOR THOR! VALHALLA!

>But Christianity is so fucking cucked
There are 3 different branches, you have to be specific

That is why you join the Viking Religion. Valhalla is a better place to live.

No, I'm a slav and Orthodox Christian

But why... I like the nordic gods
>I'm actually an Atheist. I'm just joking