La illaha ilallah muhammad ur rasullallah
Congratulations brother you are muslim now
La illaha ilallah muhammad ur rasullallah
Congratulations brother you are muslim now
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But I already am :/
hezbollah
Go away shoo
Wrong
Islam is the ultimate redpill
All semetic religions are redpill, atheism is the worst cancer after maoism
So if I say this to Muslim during war, he cant kill me?
Pretty much, but if its isis or al-qaeda than your shit out of luck
Judaism is pretty much based
But Christianity is so fucking cucked
That's why Islam is the biggest redpill, but the ME needs to stop make it look barbaric and basing their laws on the hadith too much
Since i'm now muslim give me 4 brown pussy.
Its not that easy, if the first wife agrees than you can have a second one and even then you cant have one if your not bapable of providing a comfertable life and cant manage her
Who are these Western whores and why are they playing dress up in a mosque ? Wasn't there someone to beat some respect into them them ?
I mispronounced that tongue twister so I'm not Muslim
uhhhhhhhhhh
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
lalalalahahahahihihihi m'ahmed
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
urururururushalom
just from reading that? so this is the power of Muhammad (PBUH)...
>if the first wife agrees
*apostazy*
if you're not fighting it's forbidden to kill you lad, unless it's isis
but i am already a muslim
Now you're exponentially a Muslim.
so i get 72^2 virgins? yayayayay
wtf i love islam now mashallah
Now that I'm a muslim, can you show us some wives? Have money. Want a nice light brown pretty one. I can maintain two but only want one.
Can I fuck little girls now? Please
kys
>kys
in a muslim way, like a c4 belt
hahahahahahahah lost
The only good Islam is Twelver Shiism IMO. Iran is based as fuck
little boys then?
>islam
>twelver shiism
what?
thats only alright in afghanistan where "bacha-bazi" is allowed, at least the taliban tried to stop it
>his Mahdi isn't occulted
WEW LAD
Reminder that Shia run states are the only ones in the Middle East not utterly cucked by Israel and KSA
Fuck
I read this aloud
Haha you're gay now bro
this.
day of the mahdi when?
Ramadan?
...wa ʿalīyyun walīyyu-llāh
Soon brother, inshallah
>losing land to Israel
>in complete turmoil
Yeah m8 shiats arrr based
well the signs are complete so soon enough brother
So this is the power of Islam...
Im scared, this only means day of dajjal is closer
Inshallah
Don't know why, but I had a hearty laugh.
Can I practice taṣawwuf? Like the moroccans..
Alhamdulillah, there is no god but Allah (May He be praised and exalted). Muhammad (peace be upon him) is the messenger of Allah (pbuh). TAKBIR!
Are you the guy from Quetta? If so get regional flags plz
Wtf
Yes,am from Quetta and sorry no regional flag only one pakistan
Wtf is this shit
m.youtube.com
Answer please. I already said the oath.
:(
will ask the autists in flag to make the regionals, might just do it myself if I have the time
But why? Quetta is proud part of pakistan
sure thing buddy
Hmm it would probably be better to make a Baloch regional actually
and anyway regionals don't mean it's not a proud part of the country
Yes, certainly
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>Mfw they make quite decent traps
just pump some estrogen and I might consider shagging one
all fucking sandniggers must fucking hang
>consider shagging
I know, that you definitely would do that, muzzie paki.
Im 3/4 afghani anyway
Even better, you, child rapist
Dear Siddi, can I be Quranist or Sufi ?
>Leaf nigger
Why ? I was actually nice towards you.
Also, since you convert me, you should be nice toward me.
what does egypt think of pakistan
sorry shitposting is a sin worse than shirk. G8 raked
I did not even shitpost.
But you post was one,m8
No angl*s allowed
Y'all need some Jesus
I'm not even Anglo.
oh well
now give me a cute lebanese gf
No I'm not. DIE! FOR THOR! VALHALLA!
>But Christianity is so fucking cucked
There are 3 different branches, you have to be specific
That is why you join the Viking Religion. Valhalla is a better place to live.
No, I'm a slav and Orthodox Christian
But why... I like the nordic gods
>I'm actually an Atheist. I'm just joking