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*moons*

looks like one of me bollocks

Going to make a british REPUBLIC in ck2 lads

emily

working on the first (a yank)

would be cool if there was life there. Now that NASA funding has increased they'll actually be able to go ahead with that probe mission as well, can't wait x

>31% of Norn Iron voted to remain in the EU
>hurdur univikayshun is inevidable :DDD

woah... so this is the power.... of pardoned terrorists..woah

im not gay but i always get the urge to kiss males on the cheek

po-faced leftwingers need to get sense of humour over "legs-it"

me too. x

I hope there's fuck all there.

That'll show you science twats.

Still the most white part of the world in the western world
U jelly

there are bacteria which have evolved on the space station, so in a way they're the first "aliens" we know of, as they have developed in space

no it wouldn't, I sincerely hope we're alone in the universe

>That'll show you science twats.
t. Dave 'expert hater down the pub' Smith

There is nothing wrong with that daily mail headline.

>Still the most white part of the world in the western world
>has less whites than london

woah..so this... is the power.... of (you)

sick of experts telling me what to do, we don't need experts

*performs a triple bypass on myself*

get FUCKED cunts
when they find an irradiated deep sea squid i hope it fucking kills you

The new trainers

>45 percent white
lmao

Landlord's in the bathroom ripping out the tiles.

Wanna make him a brew but I don't have milk.

Also, I'm fucking rat-arsed. Been up all night drinking spirits. Wanna go to bed now but people are in my flat.

Going to bed, lads. Really hope I don't wake up.

is it really the whitest area of around 1.5-2 million people in the world?

I bet you hope they find some brown aliens you can invite to come live here and take are jobs.

naw it will go for the overcurious cunts like you who went into its habitat on Xenon V and decided to poke it with a stick first

how do you pay rent if you're not at work?

Expert here, vote [my candidate]. Or else.

Last bastion of the white race

*does a very cute little cummy on my tummy*

:3

that daily mail headline was dumb

don't believe this at all. See loads of asians around belfast daily

it was a bit of banter

anyone get the new £1

There's definitely life out there but they're probably quite boring.

I also reckon they look like bears

On the old Rock 'n' Roll innit.

I imagine a world where the builders build and the doctors doctor and the educators educate and the writers write and the painters paint and the gardeners garden and we share our gifts with one another.
I imagine a world where everybody gets do to what they're passionate about and money becomes obsolete.
I imagine a world where the only incentive is love. If we acted through love, there'd be enough and we'd perform our tasks cheerfully.
Ownership is antiquated. The only thing you own rights to is your mind. What if ownership wasn't the goal? What if we aimed to share?
The wealth on this earth is equally owed to me as it is to a wealthy business tycoon. What makes another man more entitled to the riches of the earth than I?
Poverty and homelessness aren't inevitable. There doesn't HAVE to be people starving. But we value money (paper) over human life.
Why is the acquisition of wealth our greatest goal in life? Over happiness or love or helping others? We've become enslaved by objects.
We live miserable lives, working jobs we hate just to survive and to buy things that temporarily give us pleasure while someone else gets rich. That is slavery.
"And a white man gets paid off of all of that." Mr. CEO is chilling on his yacht and you just barely making ends meet. Stressed out. Worried about what's next.
But Mr. CEO isn't happy either. He's just as empty and unfulfilled as you are. Because money isn't a substitute for passion.
The human race needs a paradigm shift. The old way isn't working. Humans are dying for dollars. From both an over abundance of money and a lack of money.
No matter your individual fight, race, gender, religion etc, our ultimate goals as a human race is to be free and to do what we love.
Remember this common goal. I have so much hope for the human race

housing benefit?

hmmm yes lets denigrate working class folks whod rather see the government piss away slightly less of their money than to see their communities die hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

tourists

yeah going to have to chalk that one down as "don't care"

The new suit,

Thoughts?

Yeah.

Rock 'n'Roll = Dole.

>literally less than 5000 black and mixed race lads
>Josh Magennis still makes it in the team

i need a pair...

is it possible to poo while getting bummed?

deeb

AND THE DAYS GO BY

LADS THERE'S A TRANNY ON THE CHASE

HOWLING

runt

Are you referring to OP?

social landlord?

*licks it off*
:/

AND THE HEAT GOES ON
AND THE HEAT GOES ON

>Previously:

How do I obtain shoulders like this?

fuck off hippie

how do I make my poos bigger and thicker?

pic

It's hipper.

Just be yourself.

turn on ITV now you lazy cunt

Literally one of the best posts i have ever seen on /brit/
just superb, really well done

Friend of a friend.

Sweet flat but now it's getting heem'd

AS WE GET OLDER
AND STOP MAKING SENSE
YOU WON'T FIND HER WAITING LONG

The sis has always voted BNP and more recently UKIP, but she has a black bf.

Is she memeing me?

hmm. no. fuck off

Fucking state of this he-she

WWI was a mistake

...

*shoots you*

Sounds like a self hating cunt

bit racist lad

did anyone see that guardian video where they went round to different rorkes and saw how they lived?

theguardian.com/world/ng-interactive/2017/mar/10/the-internet-warriors-meet-the-trolls-in-their-own-homes-video

one of them a rorke with a thai girlfriend, one of them a 70 year old khv rorke, one of them a tranny

WITCH KING: Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!

DERNHELM: But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Eowyn I am, Eomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.

business idea:pretend to be tranny, apply to every gameshow, win millions

shuffle off this mortal coil you cunt

*shoots you in the face and only serves 3 years for breaking the geneva convention*

Who else puts vinegar in their tea???

Sprite is the only fizzy drink that's good with food
take the green and yellow pill

business idea: pretend to be a tranny and make alt-right videos on youtube

what about if I'm passionate about sitting in my room and posting on Sup Forums all day?

Do I still get to share the gifts of doctors and educators

business idea: pretend to be a tranny and pursue normal business ideas

youtube.com/watch?v=vLeaVbyCTyc
doing a howl at this
he literally got it bang on

Honestly dislike coloured nails a lot
If you're going to paint your nails, just paint it black, white or red at worst t bh, huge turn off

>born too late to fuck hot sexy aliens

asked this in a thread the other day but janny pruned it haha

1. your county
2. opinions on thai girls

captcha: view brittania

paint this
*unzips dick*

>SUSSEX
>I DONT HAVE ONE

captcha: n/a, passed me without hassling me

instagram.com/p/BSL6AyOhc8G/

*paints this*

>At its head there rode a tall and evil shape, mounted upon a black horse, if horse it was; for it was huge and hideous, and its face was a frightful mask, more like a skull than a living head, and in the sockets of its eyes and in its nostrils there burned a flame. The rider was robed all in black, and black was his lofty helm; yet this was no Ringwraith but a living man. The Lieutenant of the Tower of Barad-dûr he was, and his name is remembered in no tale; for he himself had forgotten it, and he said: 'I am the Mouth of Sauron.'

How the fuck to you unzip a dick?

bacon frying lads

Newcunt

looks like a really shit monaco

Pakicunt

just downloaded an image from the 'chan that had a filename that began with "149" for the first time

we've hit a milestone lads and nobody's noticed but me

Putting vinegar in my tea lads

might do a sleep soon