"Not your personal army" is a gay meme that makes this place boring

"Not your personal army" is a gay meme that makes this place boring

i agree

If we were always each others personal army, we could have a lot of fun

True.

You're not a memelord with an army of spastic autists at your disposal to handle every shitposter on your shitty YT gaming channel or minor gripe on Facebook. We won't create an illusion that you're popular or well liked nor will we put time and effort into making your life better with nothing in return. I submit to you that you are in fact the gay one that can't handle your own squabbles on the internet.

Do your own dirty work and people will join in if it's interesting. Fucking lazy millennials.

This is gold. Who wants to fuck some shit up?

We're not your personal army, but be someone worth following and we'll be your comrade.

>Samefagging this hard

Desperaspie detected

well Sup Forums is not and should not be some 13 years olds personal army who calls le secret hackerz cos some girl rejected him.
Nypa is in no way bullshit, however its often used when its not necessary nowadays

You're kidding right?

I'm not samefagging. Poor boi.

personal armies are discouraged because 9/10 it's requested by some fuckhead who got dumped by his gf for being fat and unlikable

fucking with governments, corporations, religious bodies, etc isn't a personal army request, and we used to do a fair amount of that before organized raids were made a ban-able offence.

I am a memelord, I spread ebola by filling african social media forums with ebola chan posts and concern trolling about white people using magic - they then started avoiding doctors and quarantine and so spread the virus further

I have killed people with my memes and turned Sup Forums into an army by spreading the idea of "Memetic Warfare"

Now I've come back to Sup Forums and I'm very disappointed. You all do nothing. It's just porn and when anyone proposing something interesting, everyone says NYPA

If you're here, you probably have nothing to lose and I think it'd be a lot of fun if you all became reckless vigilantes at the drop of a hat

Make the world a better and more entertaining place

>Boi
I'm sorry but it's bad form to argue with the mentally deficient.

If B isn't your personal army,

We might be a communal one...

Meme Liberation Front

We shall shitpost on the beaches, on the homepage and even if we use up all our bandwidth, the Russian version of B will shitpost til' victory

Sure you are pal.

I like it

Now you're just attacking me personally. That's an invalid argument in itself
So kill yourself faggot.

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Nigger concert that shit to jpg

Thank you for believing in me

>people not doing my bidding makes them boring

wow, my 5 year old nephew says the same thing

>B
alright newfag, shitpost all you need

...

He's a smart kid