How do I get my college roommate to have sex with me?

How do I get my college roommate to have sex with me?

We share a dorm and talk plenty but I never got the impression he was gay. I've been trying to ease into the idea but he just seems to leave right before I get the words out. Sometimes I'll jokingly slap is ass and he will jokingly punch me in the chest, would you consider that flirting?

The closest I've gotten is sticking my hands down his pants while he was sleeping and slowing rubbing him off so he would wake up, he enjoyed it but he freaked out when he woke up that morning because he thought he had a wet dream.

I've stolen like 3 pairs of his used boxers also I'm just really into this guy andel we basically already live together so how can I make things official?

you're a fucking faggot, KYS

fag

suck his dick while he sleeps
if he wakes up, molest him until he cries
if he doesn't wake up take a pic with him and blackmail him in the morning with the pic so he can fck your dusty hole til it bleeds once a week.
Good Luck OP

you didn't even tell us if your roommate is male or female, how the fuck are we supposed to help you?

OP is actually a faggot. wat

Are you retarded?

I'd fuck you OP

thath my boi connor murphy?
papa bless

Get drunk and/or stoned with him and tell him youll suck his dick

If he says yes try n escalate from there, if he says no or starts to flip tell him its a joke

Guys are easy

Let him "accidently" hear you fapping, maybe say his name.

or

Get drunk with him in the dorm.
Ask if he wants a BJ

Don't tell him yet. Just flirt with him. Be subtle about it.
If he flirts back then it's time.

Maybe he's trying to drop as many hints as you are, just, against the idea. Get him drunk and give it a shot. If it's a no, drop it or move. Don't keep pushing it.

back to /fit/

alcohol in dorm room usually led to half my college sex. only it was me raping girls, but still, same concept, same outcum

alcohol + pornography = magic

I really, honestly hope this is bait.

i hope you get sued for rape soon

1. You are fkn creepy
2. If he leaves before u get to the point he either got bored out of his mind or he just don't want to hear those words cus he don't want to let u down.

As an attractive gay-guy (twink) i can tell u that he probably don't wanna do it with u, and i understand him, there's a lots of my friends, and strangers i met that i do not wanna have sex with, even tho they cleary show signs of attraction, some even told me, most gays are very selective. Attractive gays, specially twinks are getting hit on very often, trust me, we are good at taking hints, so if he walked away when u tried to "ease" into it, ur friendzoned, sry buddy.

He told us in the second line

>>We share a dorm and talk plenty but I never got the impression he was gay.

>>he

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Fucking gays, man.

>>We share a dorm

>>he

>>him

>>he

>>he

>>his

>>really into this guy

I dono about u but it's pretty clear to me he is talking about another guy, only mentioned it like 10 times.

What do you look like? Depending on your looks, this can go in your favor or not.

Faggot.

Get him piss drunk. Worked for me for my roommate who I was sexually obsessed with since we were 14. I still obsess over him, badly. Like, badly. I should honestly seek professional help because it's seriously not healthy.

But I digress. Get him drunk. Really drunk. If he doesn't give consent while really drunk then just wait til he passes out. But don't like rape the dude, just enjoy his body with no penetration.

post boypussy

My roommate got really drunk with me about 4 times and we had a bunch of oral sex mainly. He says he's straight/bi but he loves loves cock. And he's hot as fuck. He's fucked really hot girls, one of them a sexy model. I was blessed to have drunk sex with him as he's way out of my league. It's pretty insane how girls think he's hot and give him their number at the drop of a hat but ignore me like I don't exist. People are shallow. But it kinda gets me off in a weird self depricating way.

Anyways he sucked my cock like crazy and it was magical. In some ways he's gayer than me since he wanted to fuck my ass and suck on me good but I was more into foreplay than penetration or even oral. I wasn't crazy about sucking his dick at first. I miss it now though.

You're going to get your ass kicked, dude.

I grew up in Miami Beach and have many gaybros. We've partied hard as fuck over the years and not one of them have every made a hard pass at me and I'm a pretty boy in a popular indie band.

Best bet is to talk to him about it and see how it goes. You push it and he'll not wanna hang out with you anymore. Push it too much and you might get your face caved in.

KYS.

Being homo is an abomination.

Nah. Get really drunk with him and then sit really close to him until just any contact feels good. Then feel it out with your words and see how he reacts. With luck you will be naked and on eachothers' cocks in seconds.

We were drinking Vodka and I ended up sitting right against him. We were watching something on Netflix and there was some sort of sexual line that came up. I believe I mentioned something about "it would be nice to get MY dick sucked" or something to that effect and he agreed, and I said really? He said yeah, and I took our clothes off in like second. I distinctly remember saying "fuck yeah" when he gave me the go ahead. Good fucking times. And there on my couch was just about my biggest boyhood crush naked and ready to get his dick sucked. The thing of dreams :)

faggot