Hey Jay i'll tell ya i hated this movie, it was just stupid. Too silly for me

>Hey Jay i'll tell ya i hated this movie, it was just stupid. Too silly for me
>Oh but i loved this other movie because it was silly

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>it's a mike uses a dumb excuse to like a terrible movie episode

But not too silly

Wish I could get paid to make fun of the work of accomplished directors on youtube.

>Boy, Jay, I sure hate black people
How did they get away with this?

>he used the word "schlock" at least 3 times during the first 5 minutes of the review

oy vey why did I buy this boat

that was fucking gold

Beer and/or Crystal skull vodka

>Me, Him, Her was great even though it sucked cause our friend made it

I'm a racist and I found it offensive.

What a fucking loser. I'm glad his woman left him.

...

Hey remember when RLM made fun of idiots like you that think movies are a science?

Why isn't Rich in all of the Havin' a Bag videos? They're way better with him in there.

she did?

>trying to call someone else a loser
>on Sup Forums
>not realizing the irony

>Havin' a Bag

>he dislikes stargate
RREEEEEEEEEEER

Has aidsmoby really enlisted with the kurds in syria?

Rate rich's man boobs on a scale from 1 to 10

what episode was this?

youtube.com/watch?v=rTKw5yxARHc

>Mike: So jay, what did you think of this movie?
>Jay: omg... the movie sucked so bad
>Mike: WHAT?
>Jay: .... *frozen in fear for a moment*
>Mike: Just for the record, I loved this movie. But please continue..
>Jay: Okay, this movie didn't ""suck"" but...
literally the start of the Jurassic World review

>start with hyperbolic, exagerated statement
>then goes into actual feelings
Literally every Half in the Bag episode.

Thank god movies aren't up to personal opinion ever or at all. What applies for one movie is a universal rule for all other movies created/viewed and if there is ever a contradiction to these golden rules then the internet will get its due!

You can't get this kind of Jew jokes anymore, everyone is pussyfooting around the chosen people or they will end up like Mel Gibson.

True. But fuckit. I fucking love hitb. And honestly they provide a better critical analysis than 99% of critics, and that goes double for youtube critics.

>it's a sad feeling that Jay has become the alpha of the group episode

>Implying O&A weren't calling Judd Hirsch "Heebe Kikeberger."

>fat fuck
>diet coke

EVERY SINGLE TIME

LIVIN DAT LIFE

FUCK YEH, IT'S GEORGE FUCKING LUCAS COM'N THROUGH. GET BACK YA'LL.

lov'n them shoes.

Did they really mail dead rats to the nostalgia critic back in 2012?

>You're going to hate me for this Jay.. I loved it
>It was horribly entertaining
>It was just terrible, and that's what I liked
>It's just schlocky fun!

Jay is a pure boy and a true kinographer

Mike is a hack and has shit taste in movies. He tries to pretend that he's some kind of master film-man, but in recent reviews he has been exposed. Also, just from watching Space Cop, it's clear how shit his taste is

these guys are hypocrites

he has diabetes faggot

>i think it was a real piece of shit it's just garbage and i hope the director dies and his entire family is erased to clean the gene pool
>well jay i actually like it
>yeah mike it wasn't that bad
every time

>You know Jay, I hated this movie. But not as much as I hate niggers, kikes, and chinks.

I don't get it.

He really looks like George. Uncanny.

Who are you quoting?

>I thought this movie is shit.
>Really? I liked it.
>Well, it's not really shit.

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>vague statement with no context or examples

>travels half-way around the globe
>can't even go to a food court without being recognized and photographed
I feel for you, Jorge, I really do.

>hehehe I'm getting sick and tired of all this hollywood capeshit drivel
>lets watch all this garbage and talk about it for hours anyway (farts)

>HAHA JAY CAPESHIT IS SO TRASH WHEN WILL THIS TREND END
>WELL JAY I REALLY LOVED THIS CAPESHIT #24354236423

>still no force awakens Plinkett review

Is Mike a big poser that pretends to hate capeshit so people take him seriously?

They can't lure any more girls into Plinkett's basement.

>You will never be a RLM extra

SUICIDE SQUAD REVIEW WHEN?

Why do you faggots even bother with this impatient shit like this? You know what their general turnaround is for the big movies at this point. Probably Monday or Tuesday.

Where's Jesse? Isn't she done having Tyrone's black baby and getting Mike to pay for it yet

BIG