Today I saw my chance and I fucking TOOK IT. Greentext storytime!

Today I saw my chance and I fucking TOOK IT. Greentext storytime!

>work in a restaurant
>it’s bearable I suppose
>there’s one perk tho
>hot ass blonde, perky tits, wicked slutty face
>and that ass boys
>kinda ass make you believe in god and all the holy angels
>sweet baby jesus that ass is good
>kinda ass that strains at the seam a them jeans
>round as a peach
>can’t hide that crack it begs for attention
>one of those fall to your knees weepin’ type ass
>and other sexy descriptions
>anyway
>kitchen is kinda tight where we are
>not as tight as that ass though did i say it's gud
>she was in leggings today too godDAMN it
>she got a bf but he ain’t shit
>he was there today just hovering around
>like I say it’s tight in the kitchen
>he’s in the fridge just chilling
>he comes out, she’s bent over loading the dishwasher
>LOL in the fridge just chilling
>let me set the scene, the moment
>he’s coming out the fridge and heading for the door
>she’s bent over loading the dishwasher
>his path will take him past her luscious ass
>I position myself like Messi
>block his eyeline with my body
>does anyone see where I’m going with this
>I misdirect him with a glare in the opposite direction
>he follows the move and looks away for just enough time
>for
>me
>to
>slide the blade of my hand deep into her crack
>cup that beautiful right butt cheek in my palm
>give that ass a healthy squeeze…………
>and disengage
>move to the side like nothing happened
>she straightens up and gives him a smile
>he gives her a friendly smile back the fucking donut
>he leaves
>she carries on
>I go to the bathroom and immediately jerk off with the feel of warm ass still on my hand

bumpin it

>the fucking donut
lolwat?

come on man his gf just got groped right under his nose what a donut

>not as tight as that ass though did i say it's gud
those security cameras must be even tighter

>shitty kitchen helper not even cook
>grabs ass of a girl out of his league
>now sitting on Sup Forums smelling his hand thinking he is the men

boy go put your head in the oven and fucking end it

nah, there's none of that.

This is just the kind of pervy behaviour feminists are trying to wipe out. Don't let them win

Sauce?

bitch i AM the men today, what are you done to smash the feminisms lately?

lmao

Lana ivans

Can't lie, OP is the men today. Shit was class.

You sound like a taco. Where do you live?

>the men
wut?

wp.

you the men now homie

Thanks for sharing and never come back if that's your grand story
>OP grabbed an ass today and jerked off in public.
Yawn

R/thathappened

well it's my fucking grand story for today homo, what's yours?

>read about some guy being the men
>tried to shoot him down
>failed miserably

That the shittest story I've heard on Sup Forums

ur clearly not the men senpai if you have to ask that desu

every letter you type is bowing down to my story punk, you have no other reason to be here. and you didn't even read it right ya twat, i said i jerked off in the bathroom like a champ not in public get the facts right dumbo

thanks you bros

Were are you when Heat Legend die?

Sexual harrassment doesn't make you the men op. Just desperate.

>doesn't understand what sage is

You a fedora warrior that fantasized it all.

I fucked my school friend last night, bj from my wife this morning and ate a redheads pussy out two hours ago because she asked me to do so.

Thats what I've done in the last twenty four hours you cunt.

>pic Fucking related

it's not harassment if you're so slick no one even knows it happened

i don't even get what point you're making, muddle mouth.

pretty rich from a guy who doesn't understand how to read

>you the men

you da men OP that shit sounded mint

>i grabbed a girls ass but in a way that it didn't look like i did it
>thinks this makes him a man

A real man would have grabbed her ass and stared the boyfriend in the eyes. You're just a pussy faggot.

especially the part where you said:

>>he’s in the fridge just chilling

was quite amusing

lol, a real man would have grabbed her ass while her bf was watching from across the room, then looked at both her and him and smiled as he went along his business

thank u bro i just heard the call and took action

makes you wonder if you could have gotten away with grabbing her pussy

damn u kids got it all backwards why would i wanna just be a man when i could be the men

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