/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico

Canadian-American War Edition

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Canada annexation when?

pardon my english but this is the most terrible thread I've seen in my life, the absolute shittiest

Acceptable edition

*shoots black youths*

If we ever got into another war I don't think a single country would back you guys up, most of the normal world follows the "le canada is nice USa is bad xDD" meme yet we would still end up losing anyway with help from allies

Canada shouldn't be allowed to communicate with the outside world.

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Tried to post some interesting OC desu

t. nigger

>implying they would help you
>implying they wouldn't just denounce America in fear that the USA bombs their capital

Most countries would be DEEPLY CONCERNED
and would send STRONGLY-WORDED LETTERS to America but do nothing else. At most you'd get weapons and supplies sent to you.

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i just like bullying peopel

>tfw too lazy to even play video games

wow user you're watching the game so attentively~

Putins lackey paving the way for the annexation of yurop, good lad.

staring at a wall is more productive than play video g*mes

*bends down when shes not looking and smells her butthole*

>a fucking greek
lad

>lad

*Bullies you to heck*

Going to colonise the Pacific Northwest (including Montana) and make it a left-wing libertarian paradise desu.

BUDS
BUDS
BUDS
BUDS
MAKING STEAK BUDS

Fuck Q*ebec. I'd side with Canada desu.

*unplugs my hologram*
heh

>and make it a left-wing libertarian paradise desu.
You mean NH? Except for the left wing part I guess.

wow this is like a faggier /brit/

Why not just go to the netherlands? You could literally take a sailboat there in a few days.

I swear to god I saw Hillary Clinton in Vancouver yesterday

Time to filter the Bongs again lads

>dumbtugal
>dumbain

t. nigel

will you be pairing it with Heinz or Hunts?

you need to go back

French's

whiskey bud

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seen lots of videos quizzing americans on geography to prove how stupid we are

but where are all the videos quizzing other countries on geography to prove how smart they are? hmm really makes one posit

*pelvic thrusts in front of your gf*

*sucks your dick*

*pulls out wads of cash for gf to look at instead*

What is NH? It's important that it be a left-wing libertarian, since right-wing libertarian is absolute nonsense

>Pacific Northwest
Glorious mountainous region, looks as if it were crafted by the hand of God Himself

>Netherlands
Flat piece of shit full of annoying Dutch people

Hmm I wonder.

*flashes his abs in front of your gf*

youtube.com/watch?v=zuNv0f_0e_c&list=PLOhbMpwEj5zQoLcxsvJc5TBe3pegvdGhl

this is the theme of the pacific northwest

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*is tired from eating too much*

Vive le Québec....libre ?

I always forget arkansas

no other countries matter

yurostanis are forced to know, because taking a wrong turn puts you in a different country

>wanting to turn the pacific northwest into a gravel-y piece of shit full of annoying nationally confused """people"""
hmmm

just cuz I'm hard in the streetz don't mean I can't go soft in the sheetz baby girl you think you know me but you only know prejudice

link

sporcle.com/games/g/states

Very comfy soundtrack, interesting to hear Angelo Badalementi talking about it too. Wonder if the Netflix remake will be any good

youtube.com/watch?v=rgXLEM8MhJo

No interest in doing that, we will be a strongly nationalistic state. I'll teach the children of our great nation to hate all other parts of America

>mercy mon ami what countries make up the balkans
>slovenia, slovakia, hungary, serbia, montenegro, greece, bulgaria, romania, croatia, bosnia-herzegovina and kosovo naturelle :^)
>okay thanks for your time
not very amusing to watch tbqh

meanwhile
>YEEEHAAWWWW COWBOY HERE'S A TUBULAR *bugle noises* POP QUIZ *flushing noises* FOR YOU *dog barking noises*
>WHAT COUNTRIES MAKE UP THE BALKANS
>DA FUCKS A BAKANITE
>*loud buzzer noise* TOO BAD DUDE *spring sounds* YOU JUST GOT TOASTED *fire alarm noises*

now that's quality entertainment

@britbongnonce
fuck off we're full

~OFFICIAL~

~THREAD~

~THEME~

youtu.be/IkzgzAQLn2w

>forget me but not Dela-Where

thanks

boy this website really focuses your autism when it comes to geography

>nonce
You have to go back Nige

Tell me something about Arkansas to help me remember it. Not some random stat (ex. main export), but something weird that I'll recall.

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I saw a pig at hot springs in a batman costume

>tfw was about to get it within 8 minutes but mispelled Mississippi three times

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490676353030.webm

Just remember where it is in relation to Kansas.

*deletes pirated songs of a band that proke up over 40 years ago*
The thin green firewall that protects honorable consumers and filthy pieces of jobless shit. No need to thank me ma'am.

It has a lot of hot springs. Think of it like the Japan of America.

>americans are dumb and stupid and fat
>no wait please come back :'(
Loving every laugh

You didn't learn the song as a kid?

youtu.be/fboXaOSY9LY

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490681642090.webm

*from filthy

I was trying to remember how to spell it with the song but forgot the song too

It's shit and Bill Clinton lived here

To whom it may concern,

I think you responded to the wrong post but the (You) is appreciated.

Best regards,
user

i had this problem too but with connecticut

that fucking silent c in there

supercalifragilisticespialidocious

my grandma moved to arkansas for cancer treatment and now she smokes pot every day

based state tbqh

Meant to reply to

oh nvm that's wrong too just a prank bro

>moved to arkansas for cancer treatment
We have cancer treatment centers here? I thought that was in Oklahoma

saw an actual memecuck on the subway today. ugly white guy with his disgusting hamplanet of a wife and her two shit coloured spawn
how do people like this live with themselves

*pours gravy on your keyboard*

imagine

No, not for any particular treatment center or anything. Her daughter lives there and convinced her the doctor here wasn't doing her right.

Holy shit it's hilarious what people got away with back then

*bans anime*

Oh. Where did she live before?

TEJAS YEE HAW

I know, famm. It's okay.

i hear there is some faggots here that don't enjoy chocolate milk

and some that even drink 2%

>actually got a couple email responses to jobs

imagine

>this is a Mexican in Japan

>T*xas
I used to live in Arlington

Nice bud

*unbans anime*

>2%
>not 100%

pussy