*glass breaks*
*glass breaks*
Nolan Wright
Kayden Bell
THERE'S A FUCKING DOG IN HERE
Hudson Flores
HE GOT A BICYCLE
Adrian Rivera
Austin 3:16
Ian Mitchell
*Power cut, red explosion* 'Bah gawd that's, that's gotta be Kane!'
Ethan Murphy
::BELLS CHIME::
NOW ENTERING THE RING... FROM DEATH VALLEY
Tyler Johnson
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Benjamin Evans
>BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD! STONE COLD HAS GRABBED DEBORAH BY THE HAIR AND HE IS BREAKING EVERY PLATE IN THE DAYUMNED HOUSE! WILL SOMEBODY STOP THIS!? WILL SOMEBODY STOP THE DAYUMN MATCH!?
Dominic Diaz
Nope not today faggots
Back to your containment board
Brandon Martin
>ARENA FILLS WITH SMOKE AND LIGHTNING
BYGAWD IT LOOKS LIKE BUSINESS IS DAMN SURE ABOUT TO PICK UP!!
Daniel Ramirez
MINUS
FIVE
STARS
Andrew Phillips
COME COME BARK AROUND IN HERE
James Morgan
SEND HIM TO HELL, SEND HIM TO HELL!
Caleb Edwards
AHHHHHHHHH GYNO PROCESS
YOUUUUUUUU GYNO PROCESS
Ryan Hall
If you had to describe pro wrestling to an alien civilization how would you describe it?
Mason Phillips
Fake fighting with storyline drama. Wow that was hard
Henry Rivera
It's what you'd get if the olympics and a pantomime had a babby.
Isaac Rogers
IT'S TIME.
Brayden Rodriguez
IT'S
Adrian Wood
VADER
Dominic Hall
>military snare drum march music starts playing
Cooper Jones
TIME
Evan Martin
>literally posting a thumbnail
Very disappointing.
Kevin Walker
>it's a 'hbk superkicks the ref' match
Kayden Cooper
WHAT??
Elijah Stewart
>It's a botched piledriver episode
Nathan Price
GLORIOUS
John Barnes
YOUDONTBELIEVEMEBUTIMBETTINGTHATYOUWILL
Brandon Roberts
JEFF
HARVEY
Juan Powell
Oh, Oh, Shawn!
I think I'm cute
I know I'm sexy
I've got the looks
That drives the girls wild
I've got the moves
That really move 'em
I send chills
Up and down their spine!
I'm just a Sexy Boy...Sexy Boy
Jayden Hall
WWWWEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL
Wyatt Barnes
ITS A BIG SHOWWWWW
Sebastian Morgan
YES IT'S A BIG BAD SHOW TONIIIGHT
Aaron Sanchez
Where the fuck is the incompetent janitor to clean this shit up?
Jackson Parker
FOR YOU!!!!!!!!
Austin Stewart
>not in smarks want Ziggler in the title match
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ryan Martinez
OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
Chase Foster
>Incoming best Mexibean wrestler
Booyaka. Booyaka. 619 (Hey)
Booyaka. Booyaka. That's my pueblo.
Booyaka. Booyaka. 619 (Hey)
Booyaka. Booyaka. Rey Mysterio.
What you gonna do when we come for you?
Cooper Lee
I regret to inform you that wrestling appears on television. I didn't know that you didn't know.
Elijah Evans
Maybe he should have called somebody.
Liam Baker
NO CHANCE THAT'S WHAT YA GOT
Jacob Walker
post his best theme though
WHO'S THAT JUMPIN OUT THE SKY
Dylan Watson
SCCCCRRREEEECCCHHHH
(CAR CRASHES)
EYYYY CHICO!
Thomas Fisher
Why is wrestling so gay?
Gavin Garcia
COME COME FUCK APART IN HERE
Jace Martin
STONE COLD
STONE COLD
STONE COLD
Anthony Powell
You think you know me
Brandon Campbell
BRbrmRMbrmBRMbrmBRmnbrrbrmBRMrbMNRBmrbRBmrbmvbbbbbrrvRVRRMVrmvMRVMR
Jason White
Post best entrances:
Evan Jones
>SUDDENLY A WILD LEGEND KILLER APPEARS
I hear voices in my head
They council me
They understand
They talk to me
THEY TALK TO ME
They tell me things that I will do
They show me things I'll do to you
They talk to me talk to me
THEY TALK TO ME TALK TO MEEEEE!!!!
Nolan Hughes
Nathaniel Lee
This as HBK #1
Parker Parker
OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
Juan Scott
Kek'd
Jonathan Sullivan
Looking back, WWE sure was retarded...
Julian Cox
>it's a botched airdrop entrance episode
Cooper Edwards
stone cold was in the first match I ever saw live. vs savio vega the day before he won king of the ring and birthed Austin 3:16
Nicholas Perry
>CAR CRASHES
Mate, you're thinking of Mick Foley. He crashed Razor's car.
Logan Cruz
PUPPIES!!!
Luke Green
>She never got them out, even for Playboy
That's a fucking crime, I tell you what.
Christopher Ramirez
and then diesel's horn blared as he passed the wreck on the road
Nolan Edwards
Jaxson Nguyen
IT'S ME, AUSTIN!
Dylan Garcia
...
Jace Kelly
stone cold actually hit that, in more than one way.
Justin Mitchell
I really liked his old theme too
HEY
NOTHING YOU CAN SAY
NOTHING'S GONNA CHANGE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME
NOW IT'S TIME TO SHINE
I'M GONNA TAKE WHAT'S MINE
TAKE WHATS MIIIINE
Aiden Brooks
That's probably why these faggots have their own board now but I guess that they're too retarded to even know that
Grayson Lewis
i remember seeing RAW live when i was a little kid
looking back now i really appreciate the effort they all went to, to fake fucking wrestle for our entertainment
please press F to pay respects, lest you receive a 5 star frog splash from hell
Bentley Howard
Was Stone Cold actually a good wrestler or just a big hit with the fans?
He was my favourite wrestler as a kid but I don't remember the matches.
Henry Lewis
was that real glass? he sucked it up like a champ
Connor Miller
>(BAGPIPES OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE)
Mason Stewart
he was a great wrestler before major success
but as "Stone Cold" he streamlined his style to be a brawler, and progressive injuries limited him later in his career
Leo Myers
>someone talking in the ring
>hear glass break
>holy fuck
>put's down beer to watch
everytime
Wyatt Howard
He didn't even touch the glass
Cooper Howard
So does sports retard. Doesn't mean a damn thing.
Caleb Davis
Yes. He was a great singles wrestler in WCW and was in one of the hottest tag teams there.
Jace Reyes
He was still a great wrestler as Stone Cold until the piledriver botch at SummerSlam 97. Then he had no choice but to become more of a brawler. Watch Austin vs. Hart WM13. They put on a fucking clinic.
Lucas Wilson
>best Latino wrestler
>not Eddie Guerrero
You make me sick
Isaiah Carter
He like shawn are the best wrestlers IMHO great character and skills why do you think they keep ripping off stone cold with current guys like Ambrose ryback etc and shawn with that fagboy wannabe Seth Rollins
Aaron Rivera
him celebrating with chris benoit in the ring at the end of wrestlemania XX is one of the most bittersweet things in wrestling ever
William Turner
stone cold was my generations vegeta
so badass
Nicholas Hernandez
...
Carson Harris
Do you seriously think I haven't seen Bret vs Austin
Brandon Mitchell
TBF I consider them equal but I like mysterios character better
Wyatt Sullivan
I was referring to the original user who asked about Austin being a good wrestler actually. Just misquoted.
He even had a normal neck back then.
Luke Gray
The original big show
Charles Lopez
You think you know me
Jaxon Sullivan
ON THE STAGE
Matthew Martin
it was all just a publicity stunt
Kayden Hill
>stone cold paging them 316
>stunning them while look at the page
holy shit pagers were a thing
Brandon Lee
I remember. There was going to be a fake wedding and then they stopped it and said they weren't gay.
Chase Butler
fuck yes
that stun owns
if I won the lottery id commission a cartoon where stone cold was a z fighter
Brayden Garcia
You're both wrong.
Isaac Hall
I always liked goldberg's entrance. It was simple enough but good.
Evan Wood
He's so good he killed a man.
Aiden Phillips
youtube.com
good doco
Austin Fisher
>instantly change the channel
Hudson Ross
>mom walks in
Christian Green
Post YFW you realize it was Lita's idea to do that skit.
Evan Gonzalez
ONE OF A KIND