/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Who The Fuck Will It Be Edition

>Still no replacement for Rosberg
>It's been 24 hours
>Hamilton starting to get nervous
>Sauber already have a car for 2017

I'm anxious.

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1st for kubica

3rd for Curva grande

>Hamilton starting to get nervous
Sauce?

Also sauce on him requesting No. 1 driver status?

It's totally a thing he would say, but I've not seen anything that wasn't some hack making things up

>Sauber already have a car for 2017
Really? Can they get any worse?

Gimi :DD into Mercedes.

autosport.com/news/report.php/id/127381/hamilton-new-teammate-has-to-EUR~stand-the-heatEURTM

Sauber already booked a time for homologation with FIA even though that can be done as late as in mid-February.

Mercedes still haven't fixed that problem they were having with the seat getting hot, huh?

That seems like a challenge, rather then 'pls be shit'

And otherwise in the article he seems apathetic about it, so that's not really proving the point.

Sauber 2017 WCC confirmed.

But seriously, with the enormous change in regulations, any team can be the next Brawn GP, as long as the engine supplier doesn't cuck him.

It's actually a cover story to distract people from how butthurt Hamilton was at Rosberg retiring, so much so that he revealed his true form

>pic related

Keep in mind Lewis always says the opposite of what he means.

>Keke Rosberg fights his way to F1
>Alan Jones suddenly retires after 1981 and Williams are left scrambling for replacement
>all the top drivers are already gone so they hire Keke who has been in F1 for 4 years and scored only 6 points
>Keke lucks into the title in 1982 and becomes the first Finnish F1 world champion
>drives for a few more years and then retires
>starts managing young drivers like Mika Häkkinen and JJ Lehto
>JJ Lehto gets to F1 first but his career ends when he gets buttraped by the GOAT
>Häkkinen wins the title twice in 1998 and 1999 with McLaren-Mercedes
>retires soon after and that allows Kimi Räikkönen to replace him
>Keke's son Nico gets into F1 with Williams
>he later moves to Mercedes
>Häkkinen starts managing young drivers like Valtteri Bottas
>Bottas gets into F1 with Williams
>Rosberg wins the title with Mercedes and retires immediately after
>that allows Bottas to take his place

Absolute poetry and the greatest slow burn of all time.

Doesn't the chassis' have to be 200mm wider next year, meaning noone can just fit new wings and T H I C C rubber and call it a day?

what are sauber doing ffs

Nice picture is that picture of the hockey team from when they won Olympic gold or something?

>implying he's not been in that form since 2014

Problem is the engine supplier's all have a favorite team; themselves. Providing Renault get they're shit together, RBR are on the ropes. We might be shifting into Renault vs Merc vs Ferrari vs McHonda for the top spot

they hired the Newey of existing car modification who also did pic related

They can just extend the barge boards and make the wings wider probably

>retiring because youre scared of the competiotion

Go home, Marcus.

>implying he's not been a cunt his entire life

It's fine, Prost did it twice

>Rosberg
>win a WDC
>retire
>live happily the rest of his life, with his loving wife and children and shitloads of money.

>Hamilton
>no matter how many WDC he wins, he stills feels empty
>try to fill the void with #blessed and parties
>eventually retire and die alone or with a gold digger

Leave Hamilton to me!

>or with a cotton picker
ftfy

>take wdc from the nigger
>retire like it's nothing

absolute bossberg

Looking at the ferrari test mule, I don't think a 2017 rear wing will fit between the tyres on a 2016 width car.

>implying Nico's wife won't divorce him in a few years because Nico doesn't have a mission driving (no pun intended) his life anymore and is focusing 100% on her

Somebody doesn't know how women behave.

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Are there like "When did this become hotter than this?" and other body positive-memes of this

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>Mika "I hangout with drug dealing biker gangs" Salo
>Mika " I am eternally butthurt because of Räikkönen" Salo

I could go on but I'm too drunk

It's not literally gonna be the same car, you autist.

its fucking nicole schawhatever's fault, lewis is a good boy trying to go bad

Sounds like you need to meet better women m8.

>Mika "literally who" Salo
All you need to know

Mitä vittua teet siellä Epsanjassa?

He nearly won a race when he filled in for injured Schumi. Gave it to Irvine.

>I could go on but I'm too drunk
so is Salo.

this is the first time I've been called an autist on /f1/. I'm almost impressed

>car racing is a sport
>there won't be a car race till end of march
>this thread is literally about nothing
>this is allowed

no?

You have been quoted as saying you have autism in r9k, get a grip

you also thought a 9/10 who you went to school with 10 years ago 'probably wants to fuck you' because she smiled when you approached her

/f1/
>eternal threads
>fastest live threads on Sup Forums constantly
>always more or less friendly chat (seriously)
>no idiotic memes or poisonous bandwagoning (some of course)

>he goes on /r9k/
>tells others to get a grip

lel

i'd tell you to hang yourself with your belt but it would snap under your hundred and ninety kilos

you make even nick look tolerable, please use barbed wire as a cock ring when you next get bored of being so obese that your erections don't protrude beyond your belly button

>OIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOI

Is this the national rally museum?

where do Mika Salo and Heikki Kovalainen fit into this sonnet

kek

holy shit. 5/5 post felix!

That guy is at literally every rally

youtube.com/watch?v=mhwFpDZDMWo

Sonds like you need to meet more women, m8

f1 is the best general on this dead meme board
kys but take rosberg with you 1st

se kostea kuin vittu :-DDDD

Oon työ_mies

Mitä vittua sä teet siel Suomessa.

>Lauda: "Half of the grid" has offered to replace Rosberg

kek

motorsport.com/f1/news/lauda-half-of-the-grid-has-offered-to-replace-rosberg-856479/

Mika Salo barely fits in Noriko Endo's vagina

you cheeky fucker

I actually miss when there were no /f1/ threads during the off season.

I think the last time this happened was in 2013

Arvaa

Forced answer is forced

I didn't know Salo was into traps

>vagina
that's a trap

that's a lazy ass tit job

Mika Salo with wife Noriko and son Elliot

such sculpted, muscular arms

Anteeksi vittu mitä.

I didn't know Salo was into monsoon niggers.

jackie chan with prost nose

Nostat tukii ja vedät binii?

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wew

Puoliks oikein

u gonna get b&

@72886029

>72886029
yllättävä

don't get b& pls funland

Hai!

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Okay I think I'm starting to agree with Salo.

tbf she was qt but hasn't aged well

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>no itty bitty jap dick
not interested

Absolutely disgusting.
If you find this attractive: please end yourself

Gorson Ramsey lol, does he even FUCKING drive?

Asian women never do

How can one man be so homosexual?

Noriko, Vivi or Mana. Rank em.

they usually look 25 until they hit their late 40s/ early 50s

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1st vivi because she's white, blonde and has blue eyes
2nd mana because she's young
3rd noriko because she fucks salo.

going to have to report these post for being NSFW and objectifying women :/

Testing for banana

Can I pick none?

Young Noriko is ok but Noriko now is the worst. Mana is actually shit, and Vivian looks like her face didn't properly form.

picking none gets you young Coulthard as default.

>tfw Alonso goes to Mercedes and Hamilton gets absolutely tortured again

Make it happen Totto

>Mana is actually shit

Noriko in her youth>>>Vivian>>>>>>Power Gap>>>>>Nico Mana>>>>>>>>Noriko Now

>TFW miss NSFW pics on Sup Forums
>TFW my go-to site for pics like that is dead

Leave Hamilton to me.

we left him to you last time you little shit and what happened?

Prost had 5 world champions as team mates though (and beat them all).

>looks 50 with plastic surgery
>is actually 20 something
She would be ok if she was 50 2bh