So I debated wheter I should put a still of the clip, but i'm not putting pictures of my house on Sup Forums, or people I know, even if they're heavily censored. We've had a lot of people come in here who might surf Sup Forums.plus, i don't trust you faggots.
So i jerked in a condom monday and left it under the bed and forgot about it. Yesterday I wanted to jerkoff again and remembered about the one i left under the bed. Gone. Maid came yesterday morning found it and threw it away.
I have video (recorded feed) of her (35 yo negress) getting out of my room holding the condom in her hand. she then goes to the bathroom, holds it over the toilet, squeezes it for about 10 seconds, playing with it, and then i'm pretty sure she punctures it with her nails because she's wiping her wrist with toilet paper. you can see very little of the bathroom, just her bent over the toilet and her right hand. she then throws it with the toilet paper and washes her hands.
She knows we have the camera pointed at the hallway facing the main door,which is where me and flat mates keep our bikes and where the bathroom is, but i think she's retarded and forgot about the camera altogether.
Curious to see if this bitch will say something. She said my room is the most work and also threatened twice in the past that she won't work for us (because of me, indirectly) if things don't change.
what should i say if she says she found a condom full of cum with a knot under my bed and wants to embarass me in front of flatmates? I share clases with both flatmates, shit could get ugly. Should I tell one of the flatmates, who's a bro, to have an ally? I really want to tell somebody.
She could tell on me and keep coming here and risk nothing, just to embarass me. she's definitely capable, she tried shaming me before, jokingly.
>jerk off in condom like a 14 yo pleb >toss rubber under bed like some filthy mongoloid >maid cleans under bed because that's her job >you getting mad over it
You're some kind of autistic fuck, ain't ya?
Juan Russell
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Jordan Wright
Guns solve all of life's problems.
Carter Morales
I hate life
Aaron Howard
I keep my asperger in check, no worries. I'm just panicking over this. She could fuck up my college life if flatmate who's not a bro tells.
Brayden Thomas
the implied third step is to use it on yourself >inb4 no second you buy bullets, too
Christopher Rogers
tells whom? that you had a used condom? to what effect? jesus fucking christ OP you're an idiot this is pointless
Christopher Lee
just say you brought a bitch home. Then what is she gonna say? >Hurr durr user was fucking bitches in his room >are you serious user is such a faggot See the solution here?
Ryder Lee
left is pretty much her.
Jonathan Hill
It was a fucking rubber. Not a shit stained dildo or a blow up doll with the optional Greek opening or a jar of Vaseline with pubic hair in it. IT WAS A FUCKING CONDOM.
Aaron Gonzalez
She'll know I didn't have any girls over.
Michael Ross
She's writing a black lives matter story about white people now, based on you.
Angel Hall
this.
also you have video of her playing with your used condom. you have all the cards here.
Caleb Green
I don't get much pussy, so they'll know I jerked off. You don't find this shameful IRL?
That's actually pretty smart. I could say I fucked a chinese escort. I have to think at everyone's schedule to find a window/alibi, though. Nice.
Jeremiah Bennett
She has the video of me masturbating into it and the video of me not bringing anyone to my room.
Nolan Bell
i have video of this maid shoving corncobs in her ass while masturbating to the video of OP taking a shit.
Caleb Ross
I wouldn't dare play that card unless she plays her first. Even then, I'll probably look like a creep. I'm not sure, breh.
Jason Price
You're such an autist no one will believe that you had a girl in your room, say you've been turning gay tricks for ham sandwiches.
Landon Anderson
directed at lol, fuck off.
Austin Allen
How do people live, knowing there's videos of them out there?
Henry James
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Jason Gutierrez
holy shit dude. there's nothing illegal about jerking off. there's nothing to blackmail you over. everyone fucking does it. she probably just laughed to herself.
you have some serious paranoia and a case of mental retardation to not know everyone fucking jerks off. and how could that do anything for your college? like reputation? or do you think the dean will kick you out because you were jerking off in the privacy of your own home?
do you live in some country with sharia law?
Kayden Peterson
In today's day and age, it will be on some sort of permanent recorrd and will be held against you.
Lincoln Parker
Nope, eurocuck. No stigma to jerking off either, and college isn't highschool, but there's definitely a palpable risk of getting a bad rep.
Jaxson Harris
just tell her you'll let her suck your dick if she keeps quiet about everything.
Andrew Brooks
I don't think this is a fractal. Looks like a composite image made up of smaller images to me. Fractals are uniform aside from scale, are they not?
Tyler Davis
Each face could be a mosaic made up of smaller faces for all we know, the resolution of the pic doesn't allow further examination. We can asume it'a fractal since we have no information of it's boundaries, either.
The hooker advice seems the most believable. Don't know if they'll believe I have the balls to actually invite hookers into the apartment. My image is freshman meme.
Blake Wood
you're very right. definitely not a fractal, as it doesn't repeat beyond 2 iterations.
some might confuse it for a mosaic, as well, but it's just several smaller images super-imposed on the original with high transparency..
Lucas Ross
Wow, a young Taylor Swift. She was hotter back then.
Dylan James
BTFO by
Robert Thompson
Who's righty
Owen Cook
I wouldn't fuck this ho, bro. I mean she has a nice body and ok face. I would fuck her if I was absolutely hornu. But when I hate a bitch, I don't feel attraction,
