>be me
>rapping to porn
>mom walks in
>"user, what the fuck up?"
>lose my shit and shut off my computer
>get into fight
>mom hasn't hasn't conservated with me ever since
What do I do?
>be me
>rapping to porn
>mom walks in
>"user, what the fuck up?"
>lose my shit and shut off my computer
>get into fight
>mom hasn't hasn't conservated with me ever since
What do I do?
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>rapping to porn
>pumpin lyrics instead of chicks
>rapping to porn
>Mfw
Op, can you please explain what rapping to porn is?
Fpbp
>rapping to porn
holy shit, we need to see some freestyle strokin that D style
I meant faping sorry
faping, like vaping but with fire.
So, smoking
You know what I meant. But for realsies what do I do
>get into fight
how did the fight look like? What did she say user?
She called me a fucktard and some other shit. I honestly cried after she insulted me.
You need to learn how to spell.
I'm not American. English isn't my first langage
You should've just been calm and continued fapping infront of her.
>unironically says "realsies"
>cant spell for the life of him
>raps to porn
>gets caught by his mommy
Kill yourself to avoid further embarrassment.
>implying Americans speak english
work on your spelling dude.
also freestyle a rap over some porn for us on video anyway.
>I honestly cried after she insulted me.
I know that feeler user, what always cheers me up is a bleach martini.
That's pretty harsh dude. I'm just trying to get some advice
>rapping to porn
So do you come up with verses to the beat of the moaning?
No dude I meant faping I mistacked a word because my iPad is stupid
how old are you anyway?
28
add "overly sensitive pussy" to the list of embarrassing things you are
Then kill yourself
Wow what faggot. I'm just trying to be nice
tell her you are moving out, not because you feel uncomfortable, but because you can't have fun anymore
whats her problem? is she religious?
>I mistacked a word
This ain't Tetris boi
No she is just a bit of bitch but she's pretty nice from time to time
>trying to be nice
>on Sup Forums
add "mentally disabled" on the list too
And Sup Forums's advice is to kill yourself.
I have nowhere to go I live in a shithole country
I wish it was
Mean as fuck asshole bitch fuck you
>What the fuck up
tell her that and make her feel bad I guess
just be like yea what are ya gonna do i was jerkin off and then move on with your lives. i saw my mom naked once and we carried on like normal people
NOW you're getting it.
Interdasting
Say nothing and if she brings that shit up again just say at least it wasn't gay porn..that will stop the bitch from moaning and it will make you the MAN OF THE HOUSE... then tell her to go fix you a sandwich
Idk how I wood pull that off honestly
Ok
This bitch be all like ugh as she suckin' dat dick
The closeup on his balls here is makin' me sick
They humpin' (uh)
They pumpin' (uh)
They grindin' and they bumpin'
But bitches and hoes got a little sumpin' sumpin'
*fapping
*conversed
It actually was bisexual porn. It was dude fucking other dude and there was a girl on the bottom
Nice beats
Thanks
>mom hasn't hasn't conservated with me ever since
OP what the hell are you talking about?
I'VE HAD A FUCKEN GUTFULL OF YA SHIT AND YA FUCKING PISSING ME OFF. I HAVE THE RIGHT MIND TO PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND FUCK YOU IN THE ASSHOLE.
Nevermind
I'm talking about how my mom wouldnt conservative with me
who the fuck jerks off anymore?
Your mom.
Called you a fucktard.
A fucktard.
What kind of foul mouthed hillbilly white trash is your mother, anyway?
idk how your mom is but you could really not say anything and then just act like you always do. Like if you have a question or something just ask casually.
>2017
>the year of our lord
>jerking off to pictures
>jerking off to videos
>jerking off to VR
>jerking off
>being a jerk
>being a soda jerk
>being a soda jerk and jerking off into the soda
My mind filled it in with consummated and I figured OP was getting dirty with his mom while singing rap lyrics to porn and now she doesn't want to fuck him because he's acting like a dumb nigger
Uhh me and a bunch of other people but I do it in secret
She is Indan
rapping to porn! what a fucking legend
>She is Indan
Pics or she's not from Inda.
That is offensife I am not back but I know someone of african america decent
Red dot or gtfo OP
>Advice
>Sup Forums
Pick one
>Wow son how dare you use your biological appendage that was literally designed to give you pleasure from other bodies.
God damn it OP. You fucking death stare her and own what you did, you absolute pussy footed queer. You go in the kitchen, grab something to eat like nothing happened and if they say one word about it you stare them dead in the face and tell them you were jacking off to hetero porn and they should be happy you're not a faggot. Now go do it you faggot
Ayyy. Good job. Now man the fuck up and stop this stupid shit. Go get drunk or smoke some pot. Move out. 'shithole country' my ass. She's got a house. You're a grown ass man.
Forehead vagina or GTFO
Where the hell is Inda?
Some kind of rapping, faping hellhole?
I bet they have a designated shilling street, too.
>Fap'n to the that boi pussy
>When suddenly mom sees how big my dick be.
>She sees the whole situation.
>I lie and say it was female consummation.
> I ask my porn site for advice on the situation.
>They ask for a rap and how big my dick be.
Lmao. I know you meant fapping but I laughed so hard thinking of this. Like the guys balls are clapping off a girl's ass and you're just like "yo, uh" and start rapping to the beat
...
Yeah, I think fucktard is in the bible
I'm offended you weren't actually banging your mom
She has a red dot on her head yes it kinda looks like a checker and sometimes I would poke it and she would get piessed
Sorry man
I would I guess
I would smoke some kush but my mom smashed my bong the other day cause I didn't take out garbadge
Haha yeah it is a funny situaton
Actually, my brother said he saw her nekked one time when he fripped a car and went to go get it
what the fuck bro
fucking hell man this website never ceases to amaze with original content
>I would smoke some kush but my mom smashed my bong the other day cause I didn't take out garbadge
Smoke some cock instead faggot.
You're too nice. Let your inner asshole prolapse over your mother's face.
Why is discord link in chat
That's pretty funny
Is that a type of drug or no or do you mean a penis
It's a drug for fags like you
Someone has to screencap this thread the level of autism is too damn high
I'm pretty sure that you mean penis so I'll say no
Fuck you I have austism motherfuker
You're so stupid you don't know how to screen cap shit yourself.
Why don't you have a lock on your door?
Don't lie you know you're addicted to cock already
I'm actually not so yeah
FUCKING
KEK
My mom doesn't allow it. I'm also not allowed to be in the bathroom alone for more than 5 minutes.
Fuck you stop impersinaring me
Op just learn dlsome game ....pirate bay bang by rooshv.
Learn russian an fuck bitches....u live in india i assume or fuxlck hippy bitches....thatll show her.
Besides porn gives erectile dysfunction
She wants u to get ur shit together an leave. Take it