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>all appears to be well

You forgot to say this is Act 20

You are usually a bad person for no reason...so no

>appears
I'm a good person for qt girls.
Post just a edited pic

Nuke it all.

>I'm a good person for qt girls.
Changes his personality for females,that's fuckken weak m8

Sorry my man

I know...
But i tried to be myself and it didn't work

Is being yourself that repellent?

>to be myself and it didn't work
Because you are a bad person

apparently

Just bee urslef

I don't have many friends; never had a truly long term gf; don't have any other hobbies instead of being on my pc, playing video games and watching movies/series; i don't like going out; i don't have a Uni. degree or work; i have no hope for the future

I think it is

Don't be such a sad cunt. If a semi reclusive autist like me can turn it around, so can you.

>" heh I'm like so depressed bro's, I haven't fucked a stacy in 2 days haha"

This is what you sound like to me.

You'll never turn it around. You're right about there being no hope.

It's not just because of that, is a set of problems all together, and not having a gf is the least of my problems right now

Stop wasting your life like a miserable fool. Get a fucking job and realise how valuable your time is. I'd fucking kill to have well off parents that pay for my uni and shit.

btw bahamas is going to kill you for dropping the acts theme

>a semi reclusive autist
>female
its time to stop.

Oh, believe me, I wish I wasn't like this.

I don't know if i should get a unqualified shitty job, or stay at Uni. and finish a degree that i fucking hate and do a qualified job that i hate for the rest of my life

I don't want none of them

>I don't know if i should get a unqualified shitty job, or stay at Uni. and finish a degree that i fucking hate and do a qualified job that i hate for the rest of my life
ride it out as long as youre 'comfortable' and then ...

>

*I want none of them

Papers mean jack shit nowadays unless it's something STEM or a specialized sector. Get a part time job and learn some people skills, those are very rare to find nowadays.

Think what you like.

It's Act 20, he'll be ok...

i cant trust a girl to relate desu

im not so sure

I can vouch for her, she makes me look like a normie.

i dun belef u

I'm uncomfortable now and want to get out of the ride
>learn some people skills
That is what i lack the most.
But for the unqualified jobs that i will get, they don't required any people skills, they are: working in a slaughterhouse for chicken, (that i will always refuse to work there), and work in factories or timber mills.
And if i'm lucky, because unqualified unemployment is high

idk what to tell you m8. strong rope is my go to solution

Blue collar jobs build character and you'll stop being such a faggot eventually. Go for it.

my friend tried to hang himself in high school but he fucked it up and then got sent to a mental inpatient facility for a while

That's quite sad

i swear google is trolling. there has never been a stop sign in one of these pics

>but he fucked it up
deets?
also how is he now

>deets
I think he just did it impulsively and messed up the knot. Either that or he didn't really intend to go through with it and was being histrionic.

Either way he told a friend who told the school and they talked to his parents and decided to send him to the mental facility.

He's ok these days I guess. He has a gf and does a lot of drugs

>Either way he told a friend
Nah, he didn't want to kill himself

>He's ok these days
>does a lot of drugs

>He's ok these days I guess. He has a gf and does a lot of drugs
user, help your friend

ehh he's an erowidfag who mostly does dissociatives/psychedelics, not an opiate/benzo/coke addict.

It's probably not the healthiest hobby but he's not developing addictions to specific chemicals

Hello St. Thomas, St. Crox and St. Jan

It's been 100 years since we sold you guys to America, but we will never say sorry for the slavery thing, so stop bugging us about it.

best
Denmark

None of those islands have internet, sorry about that.

Can't help you with that.

I don't think they care senpai.

because of slavery

Familia I thought only the Haitians did voodoo.

Yesterday I was looking around Oranjestad to get a cheeky mug I'd seen at another place.
Because I couldn't find it yesterday I turned to the Chinks to print my own just like the one I found at the other place.

The latest review on this mug is from a Belgian. Who put pic related on xis mug aliexpress.com/item/cheeky-mug/32686337625.html

What does it mean?

You need to start paying your slavery reparations, you piece of shit

Wtf....

Val does escort for rich tourists

KEK, that may make her uncomfortable

That pic is going to be the next OP for /carib/

What the fuck is this.

'sup, my niggas, I have a question.

Here we have some folk tales/histories of a spider called Annancy/Nancy. Anyway, I was wondering if you have too.

Compa Nansi? We do. The spider trickster.

Yep, Anansi (Trickster god/Story god) taught in primary and preschool

I always liked his stories because he used to think his way out of his problems.

i know because you cant relate )))))
jokes aside i hope those feels arent too strong

yep

Fucking Kompa Nanzi, literally my childhood inspiration for becoming an irl troll. Thanks for the nostalgia Costa-rica bro, btw your coffee is fantastic.

Thats good. There is a local butthurt because in an attempt of our goverment to be more PC and fair with the Caribbean region of the country, they are pushing the Annancy thing and tried to get it registered as a cultural patent.

Get ready to pay royalties for the 100% Costa Rican tale of Annancy, my brothers.

>cultural patent

It's folk tales from the mother continent tho.

>btw your coffee is fantastic
how is our coffee?

No, its a Costa Rican folk tale : ^), Africa will have to pay too.

We no longer accept you as a member of /carib/ if you pull that shit

Never tried it before famalam so I can't really say.

should try it. its not half bad

>297
Kek approves.

jfc google there is no stop sign

>Kek approves
idungeddit
im not up to speed on the frog god memes

297 is the area code for Aruba
It's also the number of the specific shade of blue in our flag.

Kek knows.

>297 is the area code for Aruba
>It's also the number of the specific shade of blue in our flag
is that a coincidence or is it intentional

>cultural patent.
What?! but it's African culture though

That's pretty kewl

I hate it when the dogs do this

do you have a recurring problem with doggos in public restrooms?

No but my mothers dogs tend to do this when I am there

Do they watch you fap?

...

No....

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I just exercised. How good do you think I will do if I exercise for the loss of ~2200 calories per day?

My legs kind of hurt though, so I don't know if I'll be able to go as long tomorrow.

>youtube.com/watch?v=AO43p2Wqc08
Depends on the physique you want, Exercise is always good for self confidence.

Just want to lose some fucking weight lol

Comfy.

Same here, Avoid sugar and just go on jogs and you should shape real good

>his country is an island

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

anyone here ever been to Montserrat?

That is simply not true.

>visiting what amounts to an active volcano jutting out of the water
for what purpose?

Same here, I can't run in the afternoon because of football

Man if it were only that simple

My old boss went there for a summit meeting last year

>summit meeting
did any virgin girls or goats go missing by chance

Well if it was a meeting like that, I doubt anyone would be reported missing

You play?

I shot archery in high school. Went to the national competitions and shit... got a senior letter or whatever for it, too. The global competition was in Orlando funny enough.

>someone gets shot in my neighborhood yesterday
>gunman barricades himself in house on my block
>swat rolls up, police shut off the block, I can't get home for two hours
>somehow they still let the shooter escape

This is what I imagine living in Jamaica is like

your high school had an archery team?

Yeah it's in like 24 states or something

Didn't ever expect to see dekinai-chan posted in this thread.

>they all know
>they want it to stop but the fire mountain demands blood

remove the last three lines and thats what living in Jamaica is like

i got it off r9k. its one of my fav images

Remove Haiti and the Dominican Republic and the West Indies would be the best country on earth.

It is also the mascot for the Japanese learning threads now on Sup Forums which used to be on Sup Forums. >
We basically use it as a demotivational thing.

do you have more because i really like the expression

>implying we want to join them
Kek, we are not even on Caricom, let alone uniting with them.

>let alone uniting with them.
too bad youre inseparable

Pretty accurate tbqh

>fire mountain demands blood
Possibly, but hardly anyone lives there

>inseparable
Lel

>implying police put in that much effort

Drinking glorious french indies rhum.

>55%
Not familiar with this rum